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Chemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience…
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Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 8: Nightly, Shifty Society--Crosses to Wear, Neighbors to Bear (Nocturnal Shift, Shifty Neighbors); (Blood Bags, Red Flags, Toe Tags); (Nightly Neighbors/Night Shift)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight, these two siblings who festoon their bedrooms with garlic…
Chemohawk SessionsSlick Tear Slip: Phase 2: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 5-8
Howdy Slick Tear Slippers, Hello again! With one Slick Tear Slip Down and 3 more to deliver to your ear canals, I hope you have resilient peepers, a box of…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 7:Dreamy Queen Society-Deceased Mister and His Released Sister(Living in Past, Dead in Present/In the Still of the Fright); (Contrary Cemetery); (Dream Girl/Prom Queen)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, by campfire, we conspire... Tonight, Johnny aims to strike down every bowling pin and spare his…
Chemohawk SessionsSlick Tear Slip: Phase 1: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits--Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Flicks 1-4)
Howdy Slick Tear Slippers, You comprise, constitute and coalesce my throngs of both intelligent, emotional and emotionally intelligent cinematic fanatic…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 6: The Twisted Calling, Prank Clawing Society--Ding, Dong, Witch and a Telephone Glitch (Crank Calls and Leg Break Falls); (Phone Police/Twisted Claw)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight, can you hear the wind wailing in the trees, or is that the…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 5: The Bookish, Dreamy Society--Babysitter or Nightmare Transmitter? (Escape What You Read); (Medieval Machine and Evil Extremes); (Dream Machine/Bookish Babysitter)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight, can you hear the bagpipes over the deep, dark grave of Blind…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 50: Slick Flick Pick: City of Angles--Sid Talks too Much; him, They Shush--Beat to a Pulpy Mush (Hush-Fstars-Hush); (Take Flight to Headlights); (L.A. CONfidential, 1998) *With Red Devil's Voice*
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the glamorized, shamorized, scamorized pleasure of ushering you through the unclean, mean and obscene streets of this…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 4: The Silently Grinning Society--Play Ball and Slay While the Sun Shines/On Blue Goo, This Jester Dines (Scary Pastime/Blue Slime); (Silent Servant/Ghastly Grinner)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight if you see blood flow behind the row, that's just a mute, but…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 49: Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Casing Banks, Chasing Breaks (Twisted Knee, Falling Free and a Robbery Spree); (Point Break, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the maritime, west-coast ghost chasing, snuff film of Tyler erasing, last score bank casing, post robbery car chase…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 3: The Backwards Matchstick Society--Fire Detection and a Dire Reflection (Unknown Firelight and Her Lone Flashlight); (Fire Ghost/Lonely Ghost)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight if you see smoke from your burning roast, that's not, by…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 48: Slick Flick Pick: The Myth of Sithyphus--Kith to the Sith, Kin to their Sin (Padme Takes the Long Way); (Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, 1999) *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance*
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the futuristic, yet told a long, long, long godd*** time ago in a galaxy not adjacent, not within a day's space flight…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 2: Under Moonlight, You'll Feel Fright--Locked Fire Door and a Twin Brother's Roar (Cursed Sun God Ra/First Full Moon's Lupine Claw); (Guardian's Curse/Full Moon)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight it is a rotting, yet radiant mum mum that will upset your tum…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 1: Never Touch Another Match Scratchers Matchstick! (Crooked Stick Magic Trick/In Over His Head Raising the Dead); (Magician's Assistant/Sorcerer's Apprentice)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight it is a plant stem masquerading as a wand stick, THAT'S the…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 47: Slick Flick Pick: The Barbarity of Singularity--Her Eyes, the Windows to her Wetware (Hardwired for Survival); (Ex Machina, 2014) **With Brother Brooks Aural Appearance**
Alternate Emotion, Delete and Escape Control Control your emotions, Alternate their perception, Delete the witnesses-- Escape! Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics!…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Podcasted for the Auditory Approval of the Match Scratch Society, We Quietly Confirm Your Fireside Initiation Introduction: Between Midnight and First Light
Good Evening, Match Scratchers If you once enjoyed, still enjoy or will enjoy henceforth, and in perpetuity, Nickelodeon's very own Are You Afraid of the Dark?…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 46: Slick Chapstick Flick: Point Pleasant Proves Unpleasant--Red-Eyed Moth Flaps, Memory Lapse and a Bridge Collapse (The Mothman Prophecies, 2002) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Welcome to this Slick Chapstick Flick Pick! This is a flick about loss, grief, mistaken fstars identity and questioning all that you see, what it means to…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 5: Slick Page Flip: Devilish Devil in Blue Dress Distress (Blond/Brunette with a Cigarette); (Easy Reading/Book Comparison between Novel and Film: Devil in a Blue Dress)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 45: Slick Flick Pick: Easy's Sleazy Case--Trailing a West Coast Ghost (Facing Debts, Chasing Coquettes and Misplacing Cigarettes); (Devil in a Blue Dress, 1995)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the tried and true, mixed-race devil in dress blue, post world war 2, both fun for me and for you, playing the…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 44: Slick Flick Pick: Outhouse Counsel, Broken Fixer-- Don't Carpool with Clayton (Memo Alarming, Fixer Strong-Arming and Car Bomb Disarming); (Michael Clayton, 2007) **With Red Devil's Voice**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the trying, taxing, spirit-crushing, soul-killing, legally thrilling, car-bombing, cab ride-calming and thankless task…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 43: Slick Flick Pick: Westernized to Cannibalized--An Infection, Bisection, Unnatural Selection and a Westward Direction (Where There's a Wilson, There's a Way); (Bone Tomahawk, 2015)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me westernized, cannibalized, stabbing both westward and any upright bipedal who stands in their way, bisecting and…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 42: Slick Flick Pick: The Aftermath of Wrath--Thinking Inside the Box (Don't Make Brad Mad); (Seven, 1995) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Before we begin with our slick flick rife with and rooted in sin, as our voices, only, you can hear; you're unable to see our…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 41: Slick Flick Pick: Premedicated Murder--Bent Broad in a Straightjacket (A Quack, Prozac and a Sleepstabbing Attack); (Side Effects, 2013)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow your not quite long in the tooth, but your falsetto soothsayer of every hot, lukewarm or cold hard truth the imperceptible…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 40: Slick Flick Pick: Too Sharp, a Splinter, to Shred--The Rat has a Name, Four Teens Play a Shell Game and Save a Freckled, Foxy Dame (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1990) **With Red Devil**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the secretive, subterranean, Ninjutsewer pleasure of stealthily shadowing you around the pitch black, foot…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 39: Slick Flick Pick: Dirty Cash, Racial Backlash and Goulash--City of Racially Entangled Angels (Quieting Corruption, Disquieting Disruption and Rioting Eruption); (Dark Blue, 2002)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the gritty, vile, volatile angelic city pleasure of chauffeuring you around the deep, dark blue, dirty streets where…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 38: Slick Flick Pick: Gender Role Switches to Male Witches--Jocks, Nighthawks and Morlocks (The Covenant, 2006) **With Caro Blood Red Wine's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the trying and thankless task of ushering at least one neophyte, transferred-in student named Chase "the nutcase"…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 37: Slick Flick Wick: Man's Best Foe--Cry "Baba Yaga," and Let Slip the Dogs of Wick (John Wick, 2014)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the three-piece-suited pleasure of shooting near your ear, around your detectable, audible sound and on your…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 4: Slick Page Flip: Thick Weeds, Chin-High, Betray Thin Lies--Every Dolly Finds Their Folly (Sleeping with the Weeping Willow); (Comparison 'Twixt Winter's Bone Film and Novel)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 36: Slick Flick Pick: J. Law Greets Her Deadbeat Pa with Chainsaw--One Cop, Teardrop and a Routine Traffic Stop (Winter's Bone, 2010)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the gritty, grim and gloomy pleasure of hitchhiking and kicking around the backwoods, hollers, quarries, stockyards and…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers, islanders, saboteurs, graphic novel auteurs and graphically violent historical site visiting connoisseurs. Welcome to Faux…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Beware Fresh Piles of Bloody Goo in Chapter 22: Kieran Kilcox--The Couple Who Slays Together Stays Together (Calm, Cool and Unsuspected)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers and Nightmare Journal Features! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Fates Unfurled and Lives Undone in Chapter 21: Nightmare Journal--Last Breath of The Morgue, Death to the Murder Board (Wretch A Sketch)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers and Hellish Creatures! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Found Murder Site Obscene in Chapter 19: Cutting Breakers and Wannabe Faux Gho Fakers--From Buck Knife to Butter Knife (Leaked Confessions Pique Obsessions)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Audrey, the Student Body Proves Rather Mean in Chapter 15: Brooke's Submerged Scream--High School Fearleader Costume (Brooke Wears a Bloody Crown While The Lakewood 5 's on Lockdown)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Bubble Tea Caffeine in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Just Cause Your I.D. Says 23 Don't Mean You Ain't a Tween in Chapter 14: Fake I.D.'s and False Alarms--Eli Just Might Lie For He's a Sly Fstars Guy (Tripping on Party Favors)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Old Horrors Noah will Unshelve in Chapter 12: Harmful Pig Farm--The Bicurious Liar Scales Barbed Wire (A Backlog of Noahlogue)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Will Audrey Meet the Killer Obscene, Unknown, Unseen in Chapter 13: Vacancy for a Slashing Spree--Kinky Plastic and a Corkscrew Drastic (Counterfeit Emails, Twilit Blood trails)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: It's Lakewood 6, not 7, in episode 11: Tugging at the Digital Thread--From Brooke's Rock to a Headstone (Two Birds, One Wake for Jake)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Fresh Wound Wrap-Up--Final Thoughts on Lakewood's Final Kids
"Now, I have one more surprise for you before I open you up, and you'll never see it coming..." –Piper Shaw Greetings Dreamy Screamers, Enjoy the bold, not coy…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline Cut in Chapter 9: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). Here…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Facing Stage Fright and a Dark Fate in Episode 8: The Dichotomy of Will--Daymare on Lakewood Street (Cutting the Insomniac Some Slack)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). From…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Half in Hell, Other Half Heaven Within Part 7: A Date to Dismember--Emma Gives Will a Splitting Headache; (Will the Killer Strike or, Will, Spare?)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Will's Scared, Piper Spared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared
Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: We're Granted a Stay With Episode Five--Those Still Alive--For Their Dead--May Pray: Candle Lit Hypocrite--Doubly Dark Daddy Issues
Maggie and Hud share a lip locker, her glasses were a co** blocker and Emma finds familial smut inside her locker! Today Emma takes a manly swig from a flask…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: In this Fourth Episode, Bloodletting has Slowed: Lord of the Lies--The Slasher's Lair, Unoccupied, a Trail of Pig's Blood--Dried and Our Dear Trio…Trapped Inside
Beware Faux Ghostface's Lair! Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Noah's nightmare, his place of part time work and full time sulking: Nightmare Level, but…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley
Welcome to Friday Night Frights! Welcome to Rooftops and Patio Scars! Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights)
Seth Branson: Alright Will Gram, what is this killer's design? Noah Foster: Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say you're the killer OK, you sneak…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake
Lifting the Mask ain't his First Task… Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast
"All you people who think you know everything about the Lakewood Six. You don't know us. Not really." -Brooke Maddox Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Ghostface: Killer Hiding Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree Locations
Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which…
Chemohawk SessionsWelcome to Faux Ghostface: Broaching Brandon's Mask
Greetings Podience, or as you will be known henceforth: Dreamy Screamers. Will you be the joke of this April's fool, or will a sharp, blood-stained knife serve…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 35: Slick Flick Pick: Bad to the Endoskeleton Bone--Slayground Surprise, Ashen Skies and Glowing Red Eyes; (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the futuristic, yet present tense, time travailing pleasure of bouncing and beaming you through a time warp portal, you…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 34: Slick Flick Pick: Whistleblow, will Crowe--Prying Inside Info from an Outsider (You're Gonna Get Your Slick Flick Fix); (The Insider, 1999)
Don't say can't to Dr. Wigant. Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow Othello and me the pleasure of walking your whistleblowing, partially seeing--but mostly…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 2: Slick Page Flip: Read Between the Humanoid Vines; (Book Comparison/Carbonless Copy Annihilation film and Annihilation novel)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 33: Slick Flick Pick: Carbonless Copy--Further Down the Lighthouse Hole; (E.T.S.D.); (Annihilation, 2018) **With Brother Brook's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the foreign, yet familiar, terrifyingly non-terrestrial pleasure of steering you along the warped and unnatural…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 32: Slick Flick Pick: Ghostman in the Machine--Where High-Tech Thrills Greet Low-Tech Kills (Blackhat, 2015) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through both the realm of the digital and the analogue, the melding of the automated and…