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Chemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience…
Episodes
Chemohawk SessionsPick 71: Slick Flick Pick: Maritime Mealtime--Dropped Shark Tooth, Submerged Truth and an Oceanic Sleuth (Amity Means Abandon Ship); (Jaws, 1975)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 70: Hey, Slick! Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Rat); (Heat, 1995)
Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 70:"Hey, Slick!" Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 69: Slick Flick Possessional Pick: Denzazel--What Goes Around Comes a Hellhound (From Goodman to a Man Possessed); (Cop, Cat and the Unholy Spirit); (Fallen, 1998)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, we just…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 13: Slick Page Flip: Bear Beware, They'll Wear Your Wares--Eaters of the 13th Warrior, Which is Gorier? (Comparing Sword Skills Twixt 13th Warrior Film and Eaters of the Dead Novel)
Whether binding open or cover shut, you've wed the novel--the flick serves merely as your mistress-- soon to be the Wendols' cave dwelling, their queen…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The 13th Warrior is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 67: Slick Flick Pick: Shining Stadium Lights on a Traitor--If Your Eggs Taste Like Shi*, They're a Hit (Who Has Jurisdiction over Addiction?); Drug War(un)fare (Traffic, 2000)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics; let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.Traffic is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 12: Slick Page Flip: 'Till Death Rips Us Apart--I Now Denounce You Candyman and Candywife (He's Bad for Your Body Cavities); (Short Story: The Forbidden/Candyman Comparison)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound short story in a larger collection Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 66: Slick Flick Pick: Gory Folklore--Doling Out Depravities and Cavities; (Sleuth with a Sweet Tooth, Sweets to Dead Meat); (Candyman, 1992)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some sweet treat confections, a little butterscotch with your stiff scotch…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 65: Wax Slick Flick Pick: Waxidermist--The Melting Point of Murder (Afterlifelike); (Sculptorturer); (House of Wax, 1953) *Triple Price Feature*
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, waxy, filmy stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale, waxy…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 64: Slick Flick Pick: Puppeteer of Fear: Playing Chess with a Murderess (Admission Comes at a Tall Price); (Ghosts' Wrath and a Warm Acid Bath); (House on Haunted Hill, 1959) Double Price Feature
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959) *Premiere Price Feature*
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 60: Slick Flick Pick: Unjust Desert--Straying Bodyguards, Playing Cards and Beer Bottle Shards (A Heart, Bad Place to Start--Surrogates, Miscreants, Sin and Bagmen); (The Way of The Gun, 2000)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The Way of the Gun is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 12: Faux Poet: Articulate Revolutions, We're Inciting, The Dumbing Down of Writing, Fighting--How to Brave Both Speech and Exploring the Forest's Reach (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #14 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A World Without Men Read by the Villainous Delight that is Athena and Teaser for Lecture Number 12 with Fraulein
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 11: Faux Poet: Second Best is Less Stressed--Take from the Best, Your Own Skill, Contest, Write on Until, With your Own Work, You're More so Impressed--How to, Yourself, Outdo; Remain True
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 59: Slick Back Wick: Marker Thicker than Water--The Boogeyman Roams the Catacombs of Rome (Noir York City); (John Wick 2, 2017) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #13 Full Reading of Jack-o'-Bone by Susan Rooke (Read Devilishly by Falsetto Prophet)
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 10: Faux Poet: Found Inspiration While Cracking Open a Book's Inviting Binding--Lover of Cats, Serialized Shows, Planting Seeds of New Writing where Nothing Grows (Cat Chat with Sydelight)
Write to your reader's passions ignite, their feedback incite and do write to comfort Sydelight's writing plight! Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #12 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A Way Without Women Read Wickedly by Asset Athena
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 9: Faux Poet: The Totality and Finality Found in the Vitality of Originality; Reciting What's Unread, Igniting What's Unsaid--How to, your Reader, Floor; Make, them, Demand an Encore
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, **"It's an adverb, Sam. It's a lazy tool of a weak mind. Period. Done." --Kevin Spacey in Outbreak, 1995. **The word…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 58: Slick Flick Pick: Twitchy Trigger Finger--Heavy Ordinance for a Skinny (Eyes in the Sky Watch Soldier Ants Die); (Black Hawk Down, 2001)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 57: Slick Flick Pick: Brake Fade to Black--Miles to Drive Before He'll Sweep (Madcap Chap, His Death Trap and One Perfect Lap); (Ford v Ferrari, 2019) **With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance**
Ford v Ferrari is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, throttle up, hug the track's ground until that engine makes a…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 8: Faux Poet: When Poetry Becomes a Malnourished Memory, Invite Yourself to a Poetic Soiree Where Thoughts Flow Freely--How to Add Longevity to Poetry (Guest Lecture with Rye Whiskey and Sam)
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #11 Full Reading of my Original Poem: Hope Thievery Read Masterfully by Caro Blood Red Wine
Greetings Faux Poets! Enjoy this teaser and you breathlessly anticipate your next pleaser episode! Tune in so very soon for your next aural lecture, my solo…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 56: Slick Flick Pick: Nutcase Clutching his Briefcase--I'll Speak in Graffiti so You Can Fuc**** Understand Me (From Caged Commuter to Enraged Shooter); (Falling Down, 1993)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 7: Faux Poet: Out of Desperation, Inspiration--From Inspired Desperation, Comes Desired Creation; Thief in the Bleakest Part of Night; Daylight to the Darkness of the Writer's Block Plight
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 9: Slick Page Flip: Ride Faster, Schoolmaster--Pumpkin Seeds, Dark Deeds and Black Steeds (Ichabod, a Fiend Odd); (Story/Flick Comparison: Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Sleepy Hollow)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #10 Partial Reading of my Original Poem: Dry the Drummer's Eyes Read with Prophetic Intention by Falsetto Prophet
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Out of Desperation, Comes Inspiration--Consolation from it's Subsequent Creation (From Inspired Desperation, Comes…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 55: Slick Flick Pichabod: Trichabod or Treat--Witchy Kin, Her Slain Twin and Losing Townsfolk's Heads to Sin (Jack O' Scarecrow); (Headless Bit** in Charge); (Sleepy Hollow, 1999)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 54: Slick Flick Pick: Unfair Welfare, Adoption, the Cleaner Option--One Unfit Mother, Two Affleck Brothers (From Starting in a Crack to Snorting It); (Gone Baby Gone, 2007)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 6: Slick Page Flip: Their Fair, His Lair and Batman Fanfare--Novel Read by Nightlight (Uncivil War); (Slave to His Past, Master of Your Future); (Novel to Flick: Gotham by Gaslight)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 53: Slick Flick Pick: Jack the "Stripper" Ripper--Dark Vigilante in a White City (Playing Cat, Bat and Mouse in a Slaughterhouse); (Batman: Gotham by Gaslight, 2018)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 52: Slick Flick Pick: Mexicontract Killer--Land of the Lobos (Cutting Blood-Red Tape with a Pretty, Blunt Force); (Sicario, 2015)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 51: Slick Flick Pick: Punishing the Punisher--Renner, the Deliverer (Aglow in Her Imperfect Meadow); (Wind River, 2017)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 6: Faux Poet: Reciting Writing Begets Rewriting; Need to Read and Reread; Feed that Need, Read Aloud, Plant Seeds, Embrace Both Flowers and Weeds--How to Orally Concede and, Your Words, Read
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #9: Discussion with Asset Athena on my Poem: All Hallows' Cleave
Hello Faux Poets! Thanks for imbibing fresh poems the fresher conversations that pertain to their poetic nature. I sit in awe of Athena's superior voice and…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #8: Full Reading of my Poem: All Hallows' Cleave through the Spooky Voice of Spooky Aurelien
Hello Faux Poets! Thanks for imbibing fresh poems and the mistakes that sometimes adulterate them. While the reading is flawless, I wish I had made some…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 5: Faux Poet: Perfection…upon Further Inspection; Reflections of Imperfections, Intense Introspection, can Rob your Poem of Affection--How to, Perfectionism, Silence through Poetic License
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #7: Full Reading of My Poem: Easel of Havoc through the Enchanting Voice of Asset Athena**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**
Faux Poets! You have heard a portion of Easel of Havoc, told by yours truly, sincerely and respectfully, and now you get to hear it in its entirety by Asset…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #6: Partial Reading of My Poem: Easel of Havoc **Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts! It is I, the bold podcasting personality who is a more discrete poet on the sly. "Where the coffee would be warm even…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 4: Faux Poet: Proofreading Their Minds, Nevermind the Proof--How to, for Your Reader, Write, Excite and Delight (Auditioning for Your Audience); (Gracious Guest Lecture with Sweeney)
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Every single social interaction can be a fruitful transaction, a frictional detraction or a frivolous distraction…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #5: Full Reading of My Poem: With Strangers Our Secrets We Share by Sweeney**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Every single social interaction can be a fruitful transaction, a frictional detraction or a frivolous distraction…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 3: Faux Poet: Strict Imitation, the Politest Form of Plagiarism--How To Perfectly Mold a Model of Perfection (Borrowing Isn't, the Law, Breaking)
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #4: Full Reading of My Poem: Impolite Primate**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts! Welcome to your lecture 3 teaser episode. The most subtle and surprising places, people, muses and inspirations, our…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 13: Dark Laughing Wizard Society--An Unlocked Door and a High Pinball Score (Cigar Smoke at the Park and a Broke Pinball Shark); (Pinball Wizard/Laughing in the Dark)
"All it took was a mislaid spark To burn, to the dirt, the park: Should you smell smoke after dark-- It's from a cigar--his trade fucking mark." Do the right…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 2: Faux Poet: Discomposed Prose, Composed Composition--How to Find the Time to Rhyme (Gracious Guest Lecture with Athena, Goddess of Warfare, Wisdom and Writing)
Hello Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, You can construct a perfect poem on occasion and you can write, more frequently, with enough infectious style and…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 12: Soupy, Madness Society--Panic Prone Appetit/Recoil 1 Gargoyle (Soup Swilling/Bloody Popcorn Spilling); (Double Creature Feature); (Dangerous Soup/Midnight Madness)
"You'll dine, in delight, on one soup a night; taste more than one, you'll be undone." Sanguinary Nicks and Scary Flicks Spilling Popcorn and Blood It knows…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #3: Full Reading of My Poem: Pledge From a Passerby**With Asset Athena's Aural Appearance**
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, If you are not exhibiting the concept of promptitude for a sightly, stood-up date, a docile creature who eagerly awaits…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 11: Dead Man's Salvage Society--Oceanic Panic/Undead Calm (Bottomless Coffee/Water Wraith Set Free); (Salvor Bloke/Butterdie Stroke); (Water Demons, Dead Man's Float)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight, an old lifeguard, a highfalutin bitch and the bookworm of the…
Chemohawk SessionsLecture 1: Faux Poet: How to Write Tight and Emotion Incite--Seizing the Aurally Pleasing Words (Gracious Guest Lecture with Emcee Brittney)
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 10: Dimension in Contention/Suffer April's Fool (Black Basketball and White Chalk on the Wall); (Silver Mistake, Sardo's the Fake); (Quicksilver/Super Specs)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight, Ashley from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air refuses to easily scare…
Chemohawk SessionsSlick Tear Slip: Phase 4--Final Phase: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 13-16
Howdy Slick Tear Slippers, You comprise, constitute and coalesce my throngs of both intelligent, emotional and emotionally intelligent cinematic fanatic…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #2: Full Reading of My Poem: How to Draw a Blank**With Emcee Brittney's Aural Appearance**
Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Are you in store for, of these Faux Poet teasers, more? Let us, new projects and novel pursuits, explore as my creative…
Chemohawk SessionsCampfire Scarytales: Submission 9: Midnight Locket Society--Decapitation Initiation (Hangman's Tree, Lost Frisbee and Bike Lock Key); (Redcoats and Noose-Tied Throats); (Long Ago Locket/Midnight Ride)
Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight, Eric Matthews from Boy Meets World enters another…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Teaser #1: Full Reading of My Poem: The Whole Tried World **With Asset Athena's Wrathful Aural Appearance**
**A Chemohawk Celebratory Cheers to my 200th posted episode of Chemohawk Sessions!!!** Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Are you in store for 200 more?…
Chemohawk SessionsFaux Poet Prologue
Greetings Faux Poets! I never harbored the mental agility, acuity or acumen to be an astronaut, the duplicitous nature required to be a political animal, the…
Chemohawk SessionsSlick Tear Slip: Phase 3: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 9-12
Howdy Slick Tear Slippers, You comprise, constitute and coalesce my throngs of both intelligent, emotional and emotionally intelligent cinematic fanatic…