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Pick 40: Slick Flick Pick: Too Sharp, a Splinter, to Shred--The Rat has a Name, Four Teens Play a Shell Game and Save a Freckled, Foxy Dame (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1990) **With Red Devil**

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics!

Allow us the secretive, subterranean, Ninjutsewer pleasure of stealthily shadowing you around the pitch black, foot clan-attacked, rat-infested, mozzarella cheese-digested streets where four baby turtles did not choose the ooze they were ultimately discovered in, and though that ooze was no doubt misused, this is where their charming story will begin, once collected by their wise, old surrogate-father-rodent in an old coffee can to now clashing, nunchucking, skateboarding over and foiling The Foot Clan, Splinter remains inexplicably wise and between Leo and…

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