Pick 18: Slick Flick Pick: Cautionary Reliquary-- Kothoga Has No Victim Quota (The Relic, 1997)

Chemohawk Sessions · Feb 13, 2023 · 1h 9m

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you to a grand, well-endowed, upper-crust-- by invitation only-- elite socialite soiree of academics, anthropologists and benefactors, who stand in attendance, and through the dimly lit, grimly creature bit, throat slit, skull split with missing brain matter that will no longer, in the missing thalamic region, fit and a bloodbathroom crime scene that would make any desk clerk, museum guard, or rent-a-cop quit horror-laden corridors of this museum's delectably ornate pillars, priceless murals and grotesque happenings while we…