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Chemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience…
Episodes
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 16: White-Collar, Black Belt: Noose, Knot or Ripcord? (At frayed end of your workplace rope)
Howdy Podience, There will be at least one TX reference as I mention a rattlesnake on this episode. Additionally, some scientific mumbo jumbo, but the material…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 15: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words Redux
Hello again, Podience! We have violated the hallowed WCC grounds of buzzsaw words once before with our very first Chemohawk Session: Chapter 1: White-Collar…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 14: White-Collar, Black Belt: On a Fool's Errand, Laugh Like a Fool (Finding humor in errands for fools and broken tools)
Podience, Set aside the lava hot java, confirm your boss is preoccupied, and prepare to laugh like a loony jester. This episode contains nuggets, personal…
Chemohawk Sessions*Lucky* Chapter 13: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Paygrade Masquerade (Behind the paygrade masquerade ball)
Hello superstitious, prophetic Podience, Not only are we gliding into another weekend this Friday, but it is the 13th episode of Chemohawk Sessions. As such…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 12: White-Collar, Black Belt: Criticism Prism: (Let's Put a Smile on Your Workplace Face)
Howdy Podience, for those who reside in Texas. Criticism can be an indelible blight if you allow it to consume you. Instead, I offer a philosophical prism that…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 11: White-Collar, Black Belt: Whetting Expectations (Using concrete language to define your own success)
Podience, I know not how appreciated you feel at your occupied workspace, but you are appreciated by Falsetto Prophet in this Chemohawk Session space. Have you…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 10: White-Collar, Black Belt: Resting Glitch Face (Proper vision, volume, and vibe of the virtual)
Happy early weekend, Podience! Here is a dollop of Chemohawk Sessions to lubricate your smooth transition into a restful weekend. Do you enjoy being a virtual…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 9: White-Collar, Black Belt: Lip-Sync Service (How to converse in corporate double speak, half-truths and whole lies)
Podience, I appreciate you. And to convince you of my appreciation, I packed this Chemohawk Session full of confessionals, personal accounts and my own rap…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 8: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dollar Signs Between the Lines (How to determine and declare your white-collar worth)
Dear Podience, Do you have value? Does your employer capture your value? Does it register? Is your employer in the proper intellectual and altruistic mindset…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 7: White-Collar, Black Belt: Between Your Boss and an Albatross (Your superior's role in the crooked shell game of middle management)
Dear Podience, Thank you again for your free-flowing feedback, some of your poignant pointers will be discussed. While the film et al. references will continue…
Chemohawk SessionsEpisode 6: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dirty Politics/Clean Cubicle (Treading the shark-infested waters of office politicking)
Dear Podience, Here is another dose of Chemohawk Sessions chalked full of quotes, movie references, and an incremental deluge of more Falsetto personality. Can…
Chemohawk SessionsEpisode 5: White-Collar, Black Belt: Patience Begins with Pay; Self-preservation Begins with Self
Dear Podience, Forgive my elongated absence. I have returned! Did you know that the origin of the word patience means "to suffer?" Yet, in its pronunciation…
Chemohawk SessionsEpisode 4: White-Collar, Black Belt: Evaluation Elation
Dearest Podience, White-collar workplace evaluations have a propensity to turn even the most mild-mannered mind irate. This dose of Chemohawk Sessions aims to…
Chemohawk SessionsEpisode 3: White-Collar, Black Belt: Collar-Blind Collars
Dear Podience, There are many collars, each with a different color, each carrying their own toil and spoils. What makes each colored collar unique? Why should…
Chemohawk SessionsEpisode 2: White-Collar, Black Belt: Defeating Meetings
Dearest Podience, Falsetto here, your ally in white-collar warfare, inviting you to episode two: Defeating Meetings, how to defeat meetings and not leave them…
Chemohawk SessionsEpisode 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words
Dear Podience, Buzzsaw words... the ubiquitous and eternally lame phrases or terms casually tossed around your office. When I think about buzzsaw words, I…
Chemohawk SessionsYour Long-Awaited Introduction to the Aural Pleasure Library of Chemohawk Sessions
"I got a taste of the real world, and my palate rebelled. " Falsetto Prophet Welcome Podience! Please do proceed and direct the attention of your ears to my…