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Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 9.11.25
Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Charlie Kirk and his brutal death. SlimFast watched the Charlie Sheen documentary, despite all that was happening. ‘Phillies Karen,’…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 9.10.25
Lazlo wouldn’t be a good evangelical preacher. SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the trash talking between Gen Z vs Boomers. People suck, especially in Pizza Hut’s…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 9.9.25
Lazlo can’t sleep for the life of him, and is LIVID when Chief fans try to give him a pep talk. SlimFast and Summer are concerned about the hate comments…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 9.8.25
Lazlo and SlimFast debrief this weekend’s Football. Lazlo and Slim predict Summers’ going to be dating someone mega old in seven years. Whose the most hated…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 9.5.25
Happy Friday! EVERYONE has been exposed to the Indigo Girls (whether they wanted to, or not). Lazlo and SlimFast believe Jalen Carter was valid for standing up…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 9.4.25
It’s starting to feel like fall, and Lazlo gives his modern day dating advice. SlimFast and Lazlo believe men and women can’t be friends. Lazlo is grossed out…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 9.3.25
Lazlo and SlimFast get into a BIG soup argument. Lazlo purposely leaves his clocks off by a couple minutes, and it’s driving SlimFast CRAZY! How did SlimFast…
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Tuesday, 9.2.25
SlimFast has a comedically large soup collection. Lazlo and SlimFast get heated about the Polish CEO stealing the tennis hat from that kid, and debate if a 4…
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Friday, 8.29.25
Happy Friday! Teachers are accusing people of AI, and a student was recently slammed down by a teacher in a game of musical chairs. Lazlo and SlimFast HATE…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 8.28.25
Lazlo can’t hear anything; literally. SlimFast is stocked up on Plan B, and Lazlo thinks he secretly wants a kid. Lazlo teaches how to make a crack pipe (and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 8.27.25
Lazlo was sick yesterday, and SlimFast does not want to go to the hospital after he literally split his head open. Travis and Taylor are engaged! With everyone…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 8.25.25
SlimFast is at war with flies, Lazlo with bees. Gen Z keeps on getting scammed, and are TERRIBLE liars. Avery Johnsons’ family fought in Ireland after…
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Friday, 8.22.25
Lazlo goes on a passionate rant as a continuation of his last Facebook post. Summer shares if she' s ever had an STD, and Lazlo is super hyped for college…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 8.21.25
Lazlo and SlimFast HATED school, and Lazlo talks about dropping out. Lazlo and Slim rant about divorce lawyers. Seann William Scott from American Pie is…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 8.20.25
Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their first (crappy) jobs. Lazlo believes the government should give a basic living quota that people can live off of; SlimFast…
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Tuesday, 8.19.25
There' s storm sirens going off, and Lazlo and SlimFast genuinely don’t care. If someone was beating up your kid, would you join the fight? Summer rants about…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 8.18.25
Lazlo and SlimFast think the conspiracy about Taylor Swift performing at the Super Bowl is a total reach. The guys get heated over the TikTok Hazelnut Café…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 8.15.25
Lazlo’s trashcan has live bees, and now a possum. The guys have a needed debrief after yesterday's consulting meeting. Lazlo tells his gonorrhea story, and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 8.14.25
Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo’s thrown on the WNBA courts sexist?…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 8.13.25
Happy Wednesday! Lazlo's great grandpa was a HUGE gambler (and, a really good violinist). Concert prices are getting insane. Lazlo and SlimFast go on multiple…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 08.12.25
Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 08.11.25
We’re back! SlimFast and Lazlo’s moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 08.01.25
Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University’s new mandate…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 07.31.25
Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads’ drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 07.30.25
Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you’re fighting, going for the ear is a bitch…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 07.29.25
Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 07.28.25
Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 07.25.25
Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans’ death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 07.24.25
Happy Thursday! What types of exes do Lazlo and SlimFast have? SlimFast and Lazlo discuss corporate red-flags, and how impressive it is to work a 9 - 5 job…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 07.23.25
Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy’s best eras, and Lazlo's sisters’ love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 07.22.25
Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 07.21.25
Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos’ ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 07.18.25
Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on healthcare; Why do people even save money in the first place? The guys dive into the Coldplay concert that revealed…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 07.17.25
Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 07.16.25
Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo tells the story of Dr. Jay, and warns to not mess with women who are into witchcraft. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief the All-Star…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 07.15.25
Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast get hyped for tonight’s All-Star Game. They get into a conversation about inequality - and, what is considered okay to…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 07.14.25
Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 07.11.25
Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 7.10.25
Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 7.9.25
Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 7.8.25
Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 7.7.25
Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 7.3.25
Happy Thursday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss baseball betting before diving into the debut of the new adult Chuck E. Cheese attraction, Chuck’s Arcade. In…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 7.2.25
Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 7.1.25
Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don’t seem too…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 6.30.25
Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos’s wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 06.27.25
Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 06.26.25
Phone call at the end of the podcast! ** Today, Lazlo and Slim figure out they have a bad track record with wild animals. ** Lazlo met WHO at his son’s…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 06.25.25
**Today, Lazlo and SilmFast talked about Hippie parents vs Nixionites, and handling grief.** There’s another viral incident with a passenger on a plane** Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 06.24.25
*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 06.18.25
*Lazlo's favorite website of 2025! *Fighting for custody of your kids while working as a stripper? Lazlo and an internet lawyer have some advice for you…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 06.17.25
*I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 06.13.25
Happy Father's Day! Don't call your dad at work unless somebody died or the house is ______. And quit crying or I'll ________. *Israel attacked Iran in…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 06.12.25
*Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly…
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Wednesday, 06.11.25
*The Mommy Libido Formula is the most irritating thing you'll hear all week. *Macklemore lives in a mansion? *What happened at The Lusty Lady in 2007?…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 06.10.25
*Lazlo's youngest makes Dad proud. *I thought we all agreed, babies crying on airplanes are a part of life and nothing worth getting worked up about. *Dr Phil…
