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Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 06.06.25
*You don't have to have kids to understand why parents get nervous about their teens driving all over God's green earth. *North Korea is hiring! *Would you…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 06.05.25
Lazlo went out last night! *The Pegposal *Just assume that everyone can hear everything you say at all times. *Lazlo's Book Club-The Rob Lowe memoire. *18-34…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 06.04.25
*What? Sports already?? C'mon guys! *Lazlo defends age gaps, again. *Teriyaki *Grandpa disarms the DoorDash guy and looks like a total badass doing it…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 06.03.25
*You kiss your father with that mouth? On his mouth?? *To boldly cry like no man's cried before. *Crappy Walmart purses of the 90s. *Some people are pissed…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 06.02.25
*Why Slimfast got his feelings hurt about an Everlast poster. *The people have spoken, and I don't think they're demands are too ridiculous. *Ever been cursed…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 05.30.25
*Lazlo has a weird definition of "consent". *How I met your father. *Are the Royals moving to the old Sprint campus? *Why 'mom jokes' are not victimless. *This…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 05.29.25
Today, we take a deep dive into our pasts to uncover the trauma that brought us all together. But seriously, everyone's parents smacked them with the belt a…


Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 05.23.25
Getting crabs in college, violating probation for posting on social media, defecating in anger, injuries from orgies, and skin in the wrong places. Hope you…

Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 05.21.25
*Who gave you this number? *Norm from Cheers is dead. You heard me! Dead! *Never forget: Slim gave booze to underage girls and received a lifetime ban from a…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 05.20.25
*Financial advice is for entertainment purposes only. Winning money all the time is entertaining. *Quit spying on your partner! *Slim's car air-freshener story…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 05.19.25
*I'm great. Why? Do I look tired? *Thanks for the feedback. It's how we learn to fine tune the show. *Chicks love baseball. *In case you didn't know, Slim has…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 05.16.25
Did you know that you can fire a woman for being too hot? You can! Afraid you're going to cheat on your wife with a coworker? Sure, you can try making her wear…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 05.15.25
*We were on one today. Sure, we talked Royals, Chiefs, and high stakes White Sox betting but we also went down memory lane. Lazlo's accidental gay encounter…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 05.14.25
*If you have $500 and an Xbox, you can afford to have someone clean your house. *Renting other people's houses on vacation is so 2018. Renting other people is…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 05.13.25
*Things with Lazlo and 'New Kenny' seem to be getting pretty serious. *WWYD if your fast-food receipt had a handwritten "help me" note? *Women are tired of…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 05.12.25
*KFC and flipping off the grandkids. AKA-Mother's Day at Slim's *Kansas man steals civil war cannon to pay off drug dealer. *Greek woman divorces husband after…

Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 05.08.25
*We're going to a Royals game today! *If you come across a naked man in gas station bathroom, it's best to just close the door and let him finish. *A murdered…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 05.07.25
*Sweet Cream is looking for kids to teach him how to use a computer. *How would one go about getting Jennifer Aniston's address? (asking for a friend) *Smokey…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 05.06.25
*When did big wigs stop keeping scotch in their corner offices? The 80s? *Lazlo's Diamond Club days are a thing of the past. *Someone misunderstood the rules…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 05.05.25
*Homewrecker laws? What the hell are homewrecker laws?? *Doesn't matter if you're supermodel Christie Brinkley, men lose interest when you hit middle age. *My…


Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 04.29.25
*Demi Moore is the world's most beautiful person but Tom Hardy ain't bad either. *Toto by Africa is cool but Wind of Change by Scorpions in cooler. *The news!…















Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Hembree and Post Sex Nachos
We were lucky enough to have our good friends Isaac from Hembree and Sammy from Post Sex Nachos join us ahead of their upcoming show together in KC this…















Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with BYU Professor Brian Willoughby, 03.15.25
We want to thank Dr Brian Willoughby for joining us this week. He's a professor at BYU where he focuses on relationships and young-adult development. He's been…
