Shows / Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.29.26, Taking Hot Piss
SlimFast wants Lazlo to get into shooting trap - Not in a hick way, in a COUNTRY CLUB way. Wait...why are we mad about data centers? Liberty Biberty is SO…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.28.26, Dollar Store Cologne
If Lazlo came home with a boyfriend and ass-less chaps on, his dad would be a little confused. Lazlo really wants to wear knickers on the golf course, SlimFast…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.27.26, Sleep Your Way to Mediocracy
Lazlo’s the screaming Dad in the stands. The iPhone Duo shows why cocaine is super popular. Have you ever swallowed something to hide it from the cops? Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.26.26, Give it, Get It, Cut it Off
SlimFast’s ex-wife is trying to communicate with him through Lazlo. One of the guys contracted TB at a strip club. A Dodge Challenger is the gateway to…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.23.26, Look at Us Now, Louis C.K.
Comedy is SUPPOSED to make you uncomfortable. Why does no one give up a heads-up for lawsuits? Lazlo finally has someone to talk bets with: Mike Palm from…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.22.26, We’re Pandering to YOU
Lazlo is enraged by our Reddit, and by the cleaning lady. SlimFast totally doesn't poop in the urinal, the guys shop for an E-Bike, and a toddler was left in…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.21.26, Little Lotzi and His Micro Penis
Would you get performance-enhancing surgery? SlimFast’s face looks like he’s having a severe allergic reaction. Lazlo says being born with a big weiner makes…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.20.26, Couple of Whores at the Gym, CWAG
Lazlo puts down a full-grown man’s paycheck on Ole Miss, while SlimFast digs through the trash for strangers’ ATM receipts. M’Lady, you’re dressed mighty…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.19.26, Netflix and Planned Fun
Maybe it’s not a great idea to pay high schoolers $10 million. If Diddy gets Olive Garden in prison, let the other inmates hit a Geek Bar. Why are you THIS…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.15.26, Nah I’m Straight
Getting double vision is a total bitch move. SlimFast says “German Robot Grope Girls Butt = Funny.” If you’re in prison for over 10 years, just get the death…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.13.26, Mad at an 80-Year-Old Handicap
SlimFast denies that he EVER wore Japenese shoes. If there’s money involved, it’s not gay. Lazlo misses Sherrone Moore :( What would Kyle Chandler do? Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.12.26, Eating a Revolver at Date Night
Sorry, SlimFast. Men watched SPORTS this weekend, not some random Facebook movie. Lazlo puts money on where they’re going to stream the Fort Hood execution. If…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.9.26, Bedheadings on Live Leak
SlimFast and Snowcone were the true Live-Leakers. Lazlos OUT on this whole ‘live execution’ thing. Caleb Williams hurt his vagina :(. A 6 year old shot his…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.08.206, Uncomfortable Massage
Lazlo got heckled on the golf course. Back in the da y, you were allowed to swing your dick around. Another Chinese Spy was caught, SlimFast trips and bombs…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.7.26, Lazlo The Facebook Reseller
SlimFast was a victim of The Tire Deflator. What the hell are we supposed to do with Christia Pike now? Lazlo thinks Mason Miller is soft for his paternity…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.06.26, Stripper or Hooker?
SlimFast is STILL mad about the Overland Park pools (even though he doesn’t live there). The new Michigan coach is an abortion, and even the priest tried to…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.2.26, Crunch Crunch Crunch
Lazlo was a Webelo Boy Scout and he is PROUD. You know 7-OH is bad when even SlimFast is telling you not to use it. A football team has a disease straight out…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts10.01.26, Third Leg or No Leg?
Lazlo’s Mark Wahlberg man-crush remains undefeated. Make water free, ESPECIALLY for SlimFast. Lazlo has a deep hatred for the Atlanta Braves. The guys wonder…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.30.26, Hot Pocket Show
The guys try to figure out who Andy Daly is for like, 5 minutes. Comedy clubs are like porno, and Lazlo gave hundreds to the wrong person. How old does your…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.29.26, Uncle Lotzi for Pools
Lazlo likes his coffee with Baileys, and SlimFast’s dad smoked lemon-flavored cigarettes. Let Lazlo be the Overland Park mayor, and begs SlimFast to leave his…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.28.26, Rodney Jarvis, a SlimFast Original
Gyro wants his fake ID back. Did Lazlo shed a tear over Justin Verlander? An OnlyFans creator getting pregnant is like an NFL star tearing his ACL. An…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.24.26, Mormons in Tightey Whites
Lazlo has the sniffles, and guys with boats in Overland Park are SUFFERING. If you meet a kangaroo, just kick it in the nuts. SlimFast has a murder AI bot…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.23.26, #MeToo’ed by Ai
Gyro is facing his first real adult problems, and Trump and Iran sound like a couple going through a messy breakup. Flock cameras or cop dogs; Which one…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.22.26, Two Thumbs Down
Caleb Williams is a little bitch, and apparently you can just walk it off if your groin tears off the bone. Converse dropped a controversial ad, Lazlo and…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.21.26, Asshole & JizzFast
The Ole Miss vs. LSU game looked like an old superhero movie, and Lazlo got asked to sign a petition against his son’s coach. Are parents always embarrassing?…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.18.26, Wheelchair Pity Party
Lazlo played golf with Charlie Crockett and Durand Jones & The Indications, and somehow couldn’t pay his mortgage because of “martial problems.” An Uber left a…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.17.26, COL Rest Stop
The guys want to change Metcalf Avenue to Lazlo Street. Lazlo and SlimFast place their bets for tonight's game. Ed Sheeran and Macklemore are… fighting? And…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.16.26, The Curse of Teriyaki
What did Larry do to SlimFast??? Teriyaki loved getting his nuts kicked by little kids. Lazlo is PISSED about the AI video that has Arch Manning in trouble. A…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.15.26, Toddler Fight Club
Now SLIMFAST has pink eye, and the Broncos got DEMOLISHED. Ugly people are mad that Sydney Sweeney is hot. Only fat chicks or NO fat chicks? The CDC says…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.14.26, 1-800-I-Got-Splooge
It's not COVID; Just a little blood and mucus. Young men don’t vote at the gas pump, they vote at the Irish Whiskey liquor store. There's a reason why oxy…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.11.26, Call of Duty Veteran
SlimFast thinks his dad is a Fortnite non-war vet. People aren't as mad when the animals fighting are ugly. Rick Springfield is on Joe Rogan (?), which sends…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.10.26, Trickle Up Economics
Lazlo and SlimFast have a tried-and-true way to tell if you’re depressed. Drop a bomb on AI if you’re so worried, and LET CASHIERS SIT! The guys talk with…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.9.26, Perpetually Pissed at SlimFast
Lazlo put a 3-wood through someone’s window before the show, wants to put a casino in Kansas City, and thinks ChatGPT can be your digital diary. Plus…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts9.8.26, You Suck
Lazlo played “Landslide” when he dropped Gyro at college (unironically), and wishes SOMEONE in the studio watched football. Maybe don’t write in your pedo…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.31.26, Lazlos’ Cry Playlist
A woman got caught cheating via a vacuum robot camera, and everyone is shocked that NFL players are playing in college football. Ladies, don’t be ungrateful if…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.28.26, Corn Maze Apology
No one believed Lazlo was actually sober in DUI class, and he got suspended in 2002 for saying some… questionable things about the D.C. Sniper. SlimFast makes…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.27.26, Gambling College Tuition
When’s the last time Lazlo gambled? Jed York’s bodycam was released, much to the dismay of the guys. Lazlo is pissed about the Meta lawsuit, the Pro Bowl is…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.26.26, Lake of Lazlo
SlimFast FINALLY got his Wade Davis baseball. RIP Dolly Parton. Football players are getting CTE, Chucky-guy got caught, and Canada’s mad at us. Lazlo didn’t…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.25.26, Corporate Slop
Lazlo and SlimFast react to the Callaway ad that got pulled. In all the whorehouses in all of Ohio, how the hell did they get the 49ers owner? Lazlo thinks…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.24.26, Outburst at Cheddars
AI dressed SlimFast today, and somehow managed to avoid a potentially TERRIBLE tragedy at Cheddar’s. Lazlo thinks the coach who punted a football straight into…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.21.26, First Pitch
The guys recap Lazlo throwing out the first pitch, and Lazlo’s kid thinks he’s going to be mopey. Lazlo has sex with the Purge Mask, doesn’t care AT ALL about…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.20.26, Flinging a Flamingo
There are TOO many apps. A man in a Chucky mask is chasing people around, Lazlo stole a ton of money from an ATM, and Omaha is electric shocking kids. Joshua…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.19.26, Dumb Dumb Baby
Lazlo doesn't remember getting to work. Would you be a radical political podcast host for tons of money? Do the guys have what it takes to be dealers? SlimFast…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.18.26, The Nuclear Option
SlimFast is paranoid that he’s fired, and Lazlo would be slightly… disappointed if his son started a drug ring in college. SlimFast jacked off with his parents…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.17.26, Velcro Veins
Lazlo’s MADE IT — and somehow was posted on “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” There’s only three risks when breaking into someone’s home. RIP Hayden Panettiere…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.14.26, Mall Walkers
SlimFast is power walking…the mall? Lazlo was forced to write his mom a letter in the Army, and a teacher was brought to tears over how illiterate his students…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.13.26, Pink Eye and The Penis Pump
Lazlo gets sentimental, and would definitely bang Daisy Duck. Lazlo doesn't need a man-cave, his house IS one. The guys talk with Josh Vernier about dream…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.11.26, Running Through Women
SlimFast brought a Thanksgiving worth of drugs, and Summer does NOT have pink eye. Eric Beinemy is back at training camp, and Lazlos’ CURED! Is Thomas The…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.7.26, Humpin and Dumpin
Lazlo likes it when SlimFasts eyes are watery, and gives a health update. Schools have a messaging problem, and the guys debate refrigerator privileges. A…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.6.26, Old Sperm
SlimFast is an old complaining sperm, and Lazlo is adamant that OJ Simpson is innocent (still). A congressman got knocked out, Abdul El-Sayed needs to use less…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.5.26, Jacked and Horny
SlimFast loves puking, and Lazlo does NOT want to move Summers’ nicknacks. Do you have a gym dick? SlimFast called a celebrity mid-TMZ car crash, someone stole…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts8.3.26, Play Those Demos, Son
You don't want to know how much Lazlo paid for golf. Where's the best BBQ in Kansas City? We will NOT be playing your SoundCloud demos. Would Lazlo step in…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Kory Roth
Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Kory Roth, the founder of Marigolds, a new sandwich and coffee shop opening next to KU Med. Kory shares how Lazlo’s advice…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.30.26, Lazlo for Congress
Lazlos’ son became an amateur golf pro in one swing. Home Alone might be getting a reboot. The guys go on a rant that leads to Lazlo running for congress…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.29.26, Kissing Your Dad On the Lips
SlimFast learned how to kiss, and even hold hands, from his dad. Schools are rolling out anti-school shooting robots and sexy robot teachers. Is a new L.A…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.28.26, Old and Poor
Where are the hair salons with the hot women? Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Eric Bieniemy's wife being shot. SlimFast loves pooping, and had a weird Victorian-era…
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7.27.26, Raw Dogging Walking
Lazlo and SlimFast do not understand K-Pop. Slim is a BIG stepper, and Carol should NOT get the prize. Things are expensive, and Lebron finally chose a team…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.24.26, Marshmallow Sole
Young Chiefs fans are so LUCKY! SlimFast got scammed at the doctors. With the recent egg roll recall, we need more Chinese restaurants in Kansas City. Ai…
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7.23.26, Smithville Whore
SlimFast hooked up with a crazy lady, and Lazlo explains how he first got into radio. Jason Alexander is getting canceled. Would you shoot up with booze? The…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.22.26, Day Traders and Dating Apps
Are day traders glorified gamblers? The incels were right? D4vd's preliminary hearing is underway. You never see a bad-looking guy named Darren, and it's…