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Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.21.26, Cat Piss House
Streaming packages are getting out of control. Summer is actively having a stroke, and Lazlo doesn’t care about paying child support. Kansas City is great, as…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.20.26, Why Is My Picture On The Wall?
Lazlo has a public apology, and only saw his dad drunk once. Did Uncle Tim (Timothy Busfield) do it? SlimFast is hyped for The Odyssey, Lazlo is not. SlimFast…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.17.26, Taco Bell, Felons, and Young Sheldon
Lazlo saw the pinnacle of road rage, and the guys talked about their bar fights. Why be a teacher if you’re a huge dick? What do kids even wear anymore?…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.16.26, Slop Face
Lazlo’s already over golfing,despite him just buying an unlimited yearly membership. Lazlo and SlimFast geek out over Rocky, a Kansas City man makes national…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts7.15.26, Get High and Play Video Games
We're back! The end goal of parenting is to become obsolete... at least until your kid loses their mind during their first semester of college. Lazlo cracks…
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7.2.26, Dollar Tree Pregnancy Test
Let Gen Z nap. That red card from last night's soccer game was... something. A couple made out on top of the Empire State Building, and Summer got a positive…
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7.1.26, Weak Kansas City Ancestors
SlimFast used his contract as toilet paper, and has plans to be a coach for trans athletes. Lazlo wants his ashes spread across the Strip Club floor. Happy…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.30.26, Deformed, Tiny, and Lumpy
SlimFast almost has the DIY spirit, and Lazlo gets pissed at people complaining about the soccer hydration breaks. Lazlo spends like 10 minutes researching…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.29.26, #BelieveAllPuppyMills
The A/C is broken, and it's HOT. If you want to make it big, start betting real money on Taylor Swift's wedding. TMZ got a new Nancy Guthrie letter. Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Chris Kluwe
Lazlo and SlimFast talk with former NFL punter Chris Kluwe about his journey from the NFL to becoming a full-blown social activist. They get into football…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.26.26, Foreign Chicks At The Mall
SlimFast played Cheerleader football, and Lazlo was hoping to bang some Brazilian woman at Oak Park Mall. Buckeyes' are SHOCKING. Where are Lazlo and Slim's…
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6.24.26, Don’t Live Stream A Crime
Why would Lazlo buy a kid if he could just make one? And when has a pastor done any wrong? The guys don’t think they could take a drunk Dustin Poirier. Josh…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.24.26, Family Full of Cucks
SlimFast’s ‘ex’ was a respectable dancer, not a whore. Do you think Bill Gates ever bought his (alleged) Russian prostitutes a tempo? Lazlo calls out SlimFast…
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6.23.26, Trapped in a Porta Potty
Lazlo feels a little naked without his wallet. The guys haven't talked about Nancy Guthrie OR Baby Lisa in a long time. Don’t grab your phone when it falls in…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.22.26, Colonoscopy Bromance
Has Lazlo done his annual backflip yet? The reflecting pool drama is so dumb, and Lazlo swears he will not participate in Teslas, Paramount, or UFC. Poodles…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.18.26, Shot of Detroit Whiskey
Lazlo and Summer finally have air conditioning, and the guys are slowly getting used to the idea of Snap Specs. Kansas City is in the nation's news. Without…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.17.26, Vanilla Coffee Stroke
Lazlo got freaky with SlimFast’s wife. Is debtors' prison real? Lazlo immediately knows his groceries are going to be messed up if the delivery guy's name is…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.16.26, Bullied with Cheese Wizz
Where is our beloved sex toy, Mother?! Lazlo and SlimFast agree on one thing: America was founded on winners and losers, not ties. Snooki remains Lazlo’s…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.15.26, DNA Lottery
Lazlo thought Trump’s UFC event was great, and he went on the Schlitterbahn ride 3 days before the tragic incident. SlimFast is geeked over by the people who…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.12.26, Virgin Pina Colada Mix
Lazlo's tinnitus is acting up: Or is it the non-stop fire alarm? Lazlo is absolutely devastated about the Home Improvement reboot being held up. Trump Mobile…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.10.26, Shake, Slap, But Never Suck
Lazlo pooped his pants when he was a professor, and Booger Eater helped sell glow sticks at Downtown Days. Bring back the Jim Rose Circus. What's so wrong…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.9.26, 5G Zaping Nuts
SlimFast got a new pair of pants after Lazlo lost ANOTHER big sports bet. Trump got booed at the Knicks game, and Slim's mom HATED him listening to Michael…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.8.26, Not So Hidden Browser History
Kansas City, we do NOT have the second largest urban park. Everyone's punching out of their weight class, and it was a pretty violent weekend for the metro…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.5.26, Small Balls and Misdirection
SlimFast and Summer love to gossip, and Lazlo doesn't have the best reputation with his exes. There's ANOTHER kindergarten brawl. GoFundMe’s for old people is…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.4.26, Golden Shower
That French son-of-a-bitch made Lazlo's asshole bleed. Should Bonnie Blu have a golden shower at her baby shower? SlimFast is definitely NOT on the sex…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.3.26, Second Poorest Kid In School
HUGE update with the banned youth baseball coach. Women are taking over the world, so Lazlo and SlimFast are scared. Trump wants a dollar with his face on it…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.2.26, Lazlo vs Serena Williams
Lazlo went to marriage counseling, and fantasizes about watching Rob Stewart with SlimFasts’ mom. Sabrina Carpenter is getting stalked. SlimFast has a LOT…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts6.1.26, Envy and Empathy Boner
Aw, Lazlo and SlimFast have their matching gay shirts on today! Was Tom Hardy booted from MobLand? SlimFast is here for Stedman, not Oprah. Pre-9/11, you could…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.29.26, Los Gatos Party Dad
Is our boss listening to us right now…? A cougar is basically a predator. Lazlo doesn’t think Jaxon Dart made the right move. Throwing a Nazi salute to make a…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.28.26, Vending Machine of Butt Wipes
Chris Hansen is BACK! Where's the best hamburger? Lazlo tries to get SlimFast in on his vending machine business. A woman with no hand was ticketed for using a…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.27.26, Snooze Button Bandit
Dorm life sucks, and Lazlo basically lives with two roommates. Lazlo thinks Will Levis should just own it. Lazlos is going to choose to NOT get into the…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.26.26, Sex Robots and Nepo Babies
Who the hell is Marilu Henner? And has Lazlo completely given up on the Kansas City Royals? Lazlo and SlimFast have plenty of questions about Mackenzie…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.20.26, Gag Jobs and Blow Balls Incorporated
Lazlo was kicked out of radio class, and the biggest road block to success is debt. Jim Teriyaki, the guy who paid kids to beat him up, was actually a…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.19.26, Peeping Tom
Happy Graduation! Little Frankie flew away in the storm. RIP Mark Fuhrman. Would you be a peeping tom in your freeze time? A manager has two jobs; Count the…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.18.26, British vs Cicada Killers
Follow the running back, Dave. Lazlo and SlimFast are gonna start a little league baseball team. Everyone's boo-ing AI, and you should NOT watch the new…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.15.26, Lazlo Logic
Lazlo's son and SlimFasts’ wife got heckled, and the NFL schedule releases were.. interesting. Don't suggest head if you’re not willing to do the same thing. A…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.14.26, No More Flip Flops
Lazlo is angry this morning. Men, AND WOMEN, please stop wearing sandals. SlimFast has a big, fat crush on Kouri Richins, and Josh Vernier agrees that Witt is…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.13.26, Bread Kingdom
Lazlo is NOT a fan of the sourdough Chiefs schedule release. RIP Brandon Clark; Maybe don’t accuse a guy of trafficking kratom. Eminem’s ex-wife is looking a…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.12.26, Jumped by Teenagers
Lazlo and SlimFast are sick, golf is impossible, and a guy exploded in an airplane engine. Lazlo tiptoes around hantavirus talk after his controversial COVID…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Nate Bukaty
Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Nate Bukaty to talk about his journey through radio and the path that led him to Apple TV. Bukaty gets the guys excited for…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.8.26, Homeless Women, Nuns, and Spitting
SlimFast has what fibromyalgia probably feels like, and Lazlo is upset about an Olathe Schools policy. Is hantavirus going to be the new Covid? Prison would be…
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5.7.26, Humped by a Poodle
Dianna Russini is a HOT name, and Lazlos' raging over school paperwork. Where are all the forks? And don't risk your life over sprite. Have you ever been dry…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.6.26, World Soccer Game: We built it, and literally no one came.
Unless Tech N9ne is opening, Chacho is not interested in the big concert coming up. Lazlo is SHOCKED at Summers’ lack of direction. A Mom kicked a kid at a…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.5.26, Priests, Puppeteers & Billionaires
Someone not hearing you might be the ultimate defense. The GameStop CEO sounds exactly like you’d expect a GameStop CEO to sound. SlimFast doesn’t own any…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.4.26, Popping Wheelies
Lazlo would OWN high school sports (if he was on the girls team), and cannot deal with SlimFasts small talk today. There are so many horse girls. Amazon is the…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Joshua Mathews, Divorce Attorney
SlimFast sits down with his lawyer-brother-dad, Joshua Mathews, to talk about his journey into law, break down common misconceptions surrounding high-profile…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts5.1.26, Crying During A Blowjob
Drugs are making Lazlo forgetful, and he is VERY uncomfortable when comedians bomb. Lazlo's son can no longer eat cream cheese because of Epstein. Lazlo' s…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.30.26, Mahjong with Old Ladies
Lazlo put SlimFasts’ puppy in a trashcan. A woman unleashed a bunch of bees to avoid eviction. Mike Vrabels’ ‘emergency meeting’ with his wife sounds like…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.29.26, Bunny Ears and Velcro
Please excuse Lazlo while he takes his morning drugs. What's something you learned too late? James Comey is indicted, and the guys go on a rant about the royal…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.28.26, RIP Shell-bey
Lazlo and SlimFast debate…clocks? Feral kids are probably not too happy. SlimFast pooped in a purse to feel loved, and the guys brainstormed how to get away…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.27.26, Cat Tongues and Cat Legs
Can people even hear us? The guys talk about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Not being able to move sucks, and not being able to dodge a foul ball…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Marie Jackson, Ghost Hunter
Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Kansas City’s Ghost Hunter, Marie Jackson. Marie tells the guys about what led her to Ghost Hunting, and what really happened with…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.24.26, High At Grateful Dead
Lazlo and SlimFast figure out how to vote on politics, and talk about the NFL draft. An influencer leaves Lazlo ACTUALLY disturbed. WWE is one of our last true…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.23.26, Prepubescent Leawood Gangsters
SlimFasts’ wife secretly hates that he takes her car to work. If you want to make money, rob the dorks at the Pokemon store. Celestes’ cause of death was…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.22.26, Church of Cobbler
Morning people get way more respect, and we should have more trade schools. Lazlo and SlimFast are going to open a new building; a hybrid of bars, batting…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.21.26, Cryofrozen in Tuna
Lazlo makes fun of SlimFasts’ zits and Summers' hair roller. Nothing's worse than a cheater who doesn't win. D4vd was BAD at covering up his crime, and the…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.20.26, Happy Beer Day
Jon Ham has good advice. No one remembers Harry Caray. D4vd was FINALLY arrested, and Lazlo wants to stop talking about dead kids. Did Brock Lesnar actually…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.16.26, Diagnosed with Cowardice
Christian Rock bands are fighting with churches, and Slim is confused by influencers. Lazlo would shoot SlimFast if he was drafted into war. “Secretary of…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.15.26, Do Your Taxes
Lazlo is sleeping with Slims’ mom, and tells the stories from his record label. RFK Jr collected a raccoon penis. If it's not on The Risk map, Lazlo doesn't…
Church of Lazlo Podcasts4.14.26 TikTok Sushi Bake
SlimFasts ‘candy’ is gross. Lazlo is adamant he can win a fight against a female pro-fighter. A guy roleplaying as a wizard broke into a house in California…