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Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 4.13.26
Don’t use your divorce attorney as a therapist. Lazlo wants the doctors to push him in the water, and could probably make the High School JV Golf Team if he…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 4.10.26
Kids pick up on a lot. Is Mike Vrabel cheating? Everybody's shaking each other's shacks. Lazlo HATES space wizards, and the Royals are moving downtown. Mayor…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 4.9.26
Is AI going to allow a 3-day work week? Lazlo and SlimFast don’t think so. It’s a win-win that Jason Whitlock talked crap on-air. Lazlo lost his job after…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 4.8.26
SlimFasts’ job is to make Lazlo comfortably high. Lazlos’ not afraid to punt Twister, and explains his big experiment for America. The guys have never been so…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 4.7.26
Lazlo got an MRI, and MICHIGAN WON! SlimFast promises to stop talking about Nancy Guthrie. Does getting on Ozempic cause divorce? A school board member was…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 4.6.26
Jesus probably missed a couple Thursdays of praying. If you’re a celeb and came out as a Republican, you automatically have an advantage. There's a real life…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 4.3.26
How much does it cost to get a 90’s equivalent of a 3k car? Legal driving ages are confusing. What things did you like as a kid? SlimFast and Summer roughly…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 4.2.26
Lazlo refuses to share his doctor with SlimFast, and Lindsey Mac (from Fleetwood Mac) got attacked. Would Lazlo recommend joining the army? The guys talk to…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 3.31.26
DTF St. Louis is completely unbelievable. There's HAS to be an increase in teachers who have sex with their students. Alan Rickamn was not the best singer, and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 3.30.26
A thousand dollars gambling is not that much. Tiger Woods got a DUI. SlimFast and Lazlo respond to Reddit. Do people actually enjoy getting up early? And who…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 3.26.26
We wanted a four-day work week, not five. Lazlo tells the story of finding out his sister was a STEP-sister. Lazlo's in someone's dream blunt rotation. Why do…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 3.26.26
Lazlo is fighting to get money for his kids' college. What's the difference between magic underwear and a rosary? Lazlo used to bully a girl when he was 7…
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Wednesday 3.25.26
'The Business’ is hard to stay in. Lazlo feels bad for the drunk suburban dad that got beat up by Alan Ritchson. Lazlo finally bought something about Temu…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 3.24.26
Lazlo can’t access a college fund because of his ex-wife. In the beginning, Lazlo had no clue that Nick Wright and him would be so close. No matter how rich…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 3.23.26
We’re back from spring break! The Veterans hat SlimFast got Lazlo saved him SO MUCH money. It’s hard traveling with a teenager. ABC is losing a ton of money…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 3.13.26
Is Lazlo nervous about his kid traveling alone? Lazlo's pro people joining the manosphere. The guys talk about pooping (and masturbating) while traveling with…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 3.12.26
SlimFast remembers when he was Lazlos’ twink, and Lazlo's involved with an investigation. Kathy Ireland is now poor. How does Lazlo feel about Joe Burrow…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 3.11.26
Lucky Stripes are the least of Lazlo's doctors’ worries. SlimFast has a new true crime story, and Gen Z is obsessed with JFK Jr. Lazlo has the most insane…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 3.10.26
Lazlo' s painting his house to look like a whore house. The Olympic baseball games have some really good players, like Aaron Judge. RIP Tommy Decarlo. Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 3.9.26
Radio back in the day was STRESSFUL. If you had a crystal ball, would you rather save Nancy Guthrie or know everything about Epstein? SlimFast want’s Lazlos’…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 3.6.26
A lot of people are divas in radio, and things are tense in Lazlos’ house. Lazlo doesn't care where he puts his seamen. What are the times you thought ‘you’ve…
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Thursday 3.5.26
It’d be a crime to not listen to Limp Biscuit in the morning. Lazlo gets hydrant-like puke if he takes too much kratom. Lazlo and SlimFast discover ‘low income…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 3.4.26
The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 3.3.26
SlimFasts’ wife and mother fought (again), and Lazlo and SlimFast debate (ex) in-laws. Was Jimi Carrey replaced? The airport theory is BACK! Baseball is BACK!…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 3.2.26
If you’re talking to someone in the hospital, maybe stay away from the phrase ‘buy a coffin.’ Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Gavin Rossdale
The full, uncensored interview with Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of Bush. Don’t miss The Church of Lazlo Big Night Out on May 8th at Azura Amphitheater with…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 2.27.26
Everyone has one uniting want; To jack off and get high. Have you ever knowingly given someone an STD? The guys discuss the new Kansas law affecting…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 2.26.26
If you ‘feel’ a diet coke, you’ve never smoked crack. Lazlo's son is ‘cats in the cradling,’ him. The Kansas Men's Basketball team (probably) knows where Baby…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 2.25.26
SlimFast has a business idea for Lazlo, and we’re now #3 in America (behind a guy named Chicken wing). Whats' the thermostat game? Lazlo wants dancers to get…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 2.24.26
SlimFasts’ car autopilots to his mistress's house, and EVERYONE needs a Slippery Sam The Tax Man. We got a NEW true crime story. Never trust a guy named Caleb…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 2.23.26
People stay in Kansas City for the whores. Why is JellyRoll getting cancelled? And what is the new ‘ChineseMaxxing’ trend? Lazlo calls out our weatherman, and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 2.20.26
LAZLO MAYBE KNOWS THE SUSPECTED TRUTH ABOUT NANCY GUTHRIE! If you’re starring in a movie, you NEED to practice running. Lazlo wants to be a divorce consultant…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 2.19.26
Lazlo responds to the sports criticism on Reddit. Would Lazlo and SlimFast be sell outs, giving the opportunity? Chacho got a yellow light. The new ‘Hidden…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 2.18.26
Lazlo gives a health update, and rants about his mom. Are you participating in the great lock in?? Bring back MySpace! Can we leave Mark Zuckerberg alone?…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 2.17.26
Lazlos’ self governor makes him puke. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer are all in the market for a new car, and Slim only trusts women doctors. Kristi Noem got a…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 2.13.26
Lazlo is cynical and Summer is not. Lazlo doesn't know what state his ex-wife lives in, and gives the lore behind his cat. SlimFast is nicknamed ‘beat off,”…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 2.12.26
Lazlo and Chacho are ignoring doctors’ advice. Lazlo gives expert advice on how to get Slims’ wife out of the, “Why don't you have kids?” questions. Ace…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 2.11.26
BREAKING! New details on Nancy Guthrie!? Lazlo took his son golfing, and can SlimFast please stop with the fart/poop stories? If you’re betting in hockey, you…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 2. 10.26
Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It’s red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 2.9.26
SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 2.6.26
Lazlo's youngest is figuring out what to do post ASL surgery, and his oldest doesn't have a curfew. Driver licenses are so confusing, and Lazlo believes in…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 2.5.26
Lazlos’ had the same fashion since high school, and SlimFast got in trouble with his boss. The Superbowl is not allowing specific ads’…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 2.4.26
It’s crazy that Lazlo was basically on the brink of death. Smoking is on the rise. What makes you feel old? Men keep weird things in their notes apps…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday 2.3.26
Moving to a big city can be isolating, and Lazlo talks about college costs. The Clintons and Trump are like Harry Potter. How much money do women make? In…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic: Q&A
Lazlo and SlimFast answer some questions from listeners, submitted via Instagram. Missed the chance to submit? Follow us on all socials, @TheChurchofLazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 1.30.26
Lazlos’ weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 1.29.26
Everyone is just like Lazlos’ mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads’ sold…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 1.28.26
Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 1.27.26
Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid’ can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?’…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 1.26.26
That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Jim O’Heir
Lazlo and SlimFast talk with Parks and Recreation star Jim O’Heir about public perception and hate comments. O’Heir discusses his early career, how he landed…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday 1.23.26
Release the Lazlo Files! Mark Wahlberg can do no wrong. Everyone is hoarding the groceries, and Lazlo doesn't get it. The guy that stole Lazlo's parking space…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday 1.22.26
Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday 1.21.26
Lazlo’s contagious, and SlimFasts' got it. Summer gives an apartment update, and SlimFast fantasizes about Lazlos’ moms' bush. Do you let your kids cuss?…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday 1.20.26
Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers’ apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 1.16.26
Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos’ over of all of these songs being censored on the radio…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 1.15.26
Lazlos’ oldest son now has a broken finger. Slim is NOT scared to masturbate in front of his parents, but IS afraid to smoke in front of them. Lazlo is beefing…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 1.13.26
Lazlo has Grinder. Should he do his annual backflip? *Lazlo and SlimFast give roommate advice to Summer; Get drunk and get everyone to hook up. Our Boss is mad…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 1.12.26
Is Indiana a good example of the changes in College Football? Good(ish) news about Lazlo's back! Did SlimFast and Lazo make New Years Resolutions? RIP Bob…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 1.8.26
SlimFasts’ giving Lazlo ‘allergy medicine.’ Summer is jealous of how Lazlo and SlimFast grew up. What is socially acceptable? If you’re not enjoying your…