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Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 1.7.26
Pork Patty = Slims’ Mom. What' s the worst pain you’ve ever experienced? We are Venezuelan, and they are us! Lazlo had his weiner held in a bathroom, and is…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 1.6.26
Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 1.5.26
It feels weird to be off Holiday break, and saying ‘Girlfriend’ is cringe. Lazlo gives a long awaited back update, and wants to run Venezuela. People say…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 12.19.25
Lazlo's Dad worked for organized crime, and Gary Bus ey gave the most INSANE Christmas present. Christmas shopping is stressing SlimFasts’ wife OUT. Lazlo had…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 12.18.25
You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 12.17.25
Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 12.16.25
Why weren’t we on yesterday? Lazlo talks about FMLA. The guys know nothing about their insurance, and Lazlo has two hearts. Summers getting Lazlo and SlimFast…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 12.12.25
Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos’ mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 12.11.25
Lazlos’ mom helping is like Little Nathan Lane, and Lazlo rants about Reddit. Who should be the new Michigan Coach? Happy Break-Up Day! In Headlines, the guys…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 12.10.25
Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc’ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 12.9.25
Lazlo is begrudgingly durable, and is cooking up a lawsuit. Bob gives Lazlo a chair, and SlimFast steals steaks from Aldi. Taylor is paying a bride a LOT of…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 12.8.25
We’re back! Lazlo tells the story about his time in the hospital, and his back. Lazlo’s spinal injury is super rare; Like, one in a million rare. He also…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 11.26.25
Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! SlimFast feels bad being lazy on the weekend, Lazlo couldn’t care less. They guys talk about Laura Owens faking her pregnancy…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 11.25.25
SlimFast keeps on freaking Lazlo out with these medical stories. The guys talk about the recent American Shaman article, and learn more about poppers. If you…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 11.24.25
If Jesus came down and asked Lazlo what pills he took, Lazlo would have no clue. Mountains are left from giant giants. When Lazlo first met SlimFasts wife, he…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Author Jonathan D. Cohen
Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Jonathan D. Cohen, author of “Losing Big: America's Reckless Bet on Sports Gambling,” about sports gambling in light of the recent…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 11.21.25
The cops that helped Lazlo were super helpful; And no, he’ s not kissing ass. Stop shaming Lazlo for not having an emergency-contact. The guys discuss the…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 11.20.25
Lazlos’ car accident cost 7 THOUSAND. What are the rock bands of all time? Lazlo and SlimFast have a TERRIBLE memory. Someone stole Lazlos’ car, ate Cheetos…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 11.19.25
Lazlo popped an edible before work, Slim some Kratom. The guys learn about tampons, and Lazlo wouldn’t mind a TSA agency seeing his weiner. Lazlo hates it when…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 11.18.25
A woman has totally called Lazlo parasocial. What's the most hated NFL team? Lazlo needs 3 inches, hard, and SlimFast prefers 10. SlimFast is super scared of…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 11.17.25
Lazlo got in a car accident while coming in (and left his car in the street.) Lazlos' been having a BAD month. You can now make an AI Avatar of your dead…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 11.13.25
Lazlo bailed on his MRI, and SlimFast asks for advice in helping kids in school. SlimFast has Lazlo and Summer play a game on if she knows old things, and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 11.11.25
Why are we here on veterans day? Genuinely asking. SlimFast is suspicious of Mr.Rogers, and really wants Lazlo to wear a veterans hat. Lazlo tells a couple of…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 11.10.25
Midwest weather sucks. Radiohead HATES performing Creep, and MLB has a betting scandal happening with Emmanual Clase and Luis Ortiz. Summer is (probably) suing…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Nick Wright
Lazlo and SlimFast catch up with their old friend, Nick Wright. Nick Wright is a Sports Commentator and Host on FoxSports. You can follow him on all platforms…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 11.7.25
Lazlo tells a story of when he thought he had ALS, and thinks drinking water is like eating dry grits. The BEST omelet cook got kicked out of the army for…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 11.6.25
How ya pissin boys? People are lying about having high credit scores on dating apps. Lazlo reflects on when he taught college kids, and how to make it on the…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 11.5.25
Lazlo went to the emergency room, and Slim absolutely hates daylight savings. Would you clone your dog like Tom Brady? If you’re in a fight with your partner…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 10.31.25
Happy Halloween! Lazlo thinks Summer dressed up as an old jewish lady (to be clear, she's a minion). Lazlo gives an update on his son’s recovery, and Luigi…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 10.30.25
Slims’ wife loves Lazlos’ wedding gift, and Lazlo's son decided on a college! How happy is everyone? We have another dumb relationship Tik Tok trend; This…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 10.29.25
No one thought the guys would make mornings, and SlimFast wants to end our competitive game of who can make it to work on time. How open were Lazlo and Slim to…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 10.28.25
Lazlo has a lot of cats, and SlimFast loves vacuums. What scares Lazlo? SlimFast is TERRIFIED of teenagers. People are getting freaky with the Spirit Halloween…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 10.27.25
Slim thought he was gonna die this weekend, and Lazlo had the cops at his house. A guy died by getting sucker punched. How do you pay bail? What are songs…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Thomas, Humanitarian Lawyer and Harvard Alumnus
Lazlo and SlimFast talk to their friend Thomas, who recently was kidnapped and tortured by Israeli forces while delivering aid to Palestine.
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 10.24.25
Lazlo almost gets us cancelled right off the bat, and gives an update on his son. What’s the best baseball town? Can you tell the difference between Bruce…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 10.23.25
Lazlo gives an update on his son, and won some serious dough from the games last night. Lazlo tells the story of playing poker with Will Ferrell and George…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 10.22.25
Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.’ Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for…
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Tuesday, 10.21.25
Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims’ friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 10.20.25
Lazlo's ex-wife is staying with him for the week. Jonathan Cain is leaving Journey; Is there anyone who gets hotter as they get older? Slim is so weird with…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Sabrena Morgan, Co-Founder of Transforming Criminal Justice
Sabrena Morgan, Co-Founder of Transforming Criminal Justice, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to share her incredible story. From meth addiction and dealing drugs, to…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 10.17.25
Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids’ post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace…
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Wednesday, 10.15.25
SlimFasts’ the Joe Camel of Kratom. What's with all these women teachers hooking up with students? Slim got a warning from his neighbor. Lazlo and SlimFast are…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 10.14.25
With the new controversy with the Blue Valley School Teacher, Lazlo and SlimFast admit to riling up kids in his school. The guys reflect on ’Tuesday with…
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Monday, 10.13.25
We’re back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons’ torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims’ honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying…
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Thursday, 10.2.25
Lazlo and SimFast worry (at least, somewhat) about medical bills. Lazlo was given a note by everyone in the 4th grade saying they don’t like him, and Lazlo and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 10.1.25
Lazlo’s son tore his ACL, and SlimFast and Lazlo debate whether men and women should have the same physical tests. Go Tigers! Lazlo strongly advises people to…
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Tuesday, 9.30.25
Lazlo grills SlimFast about his upcoming wedding; Why hasn't he said anything?? Bob gave Slim ‘The Prenup Talk.’ What do you start dreading doing once you're…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 9.29.25
How did Lazlo get his ex-wife to watch football? And what were parents feeding their kids in the 80s and 90s? Jeriney pays us a visit! SlimFast and Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsToxic and Problematic with Criminal Defense Attorney David Bell
David Bell, one of Kansas City’s top defense attorneys, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to answer all the big questions—like, “What do I do if I hit a DUI…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 9.26.25
SlimFast didn’t get donuts, and Lazlo and Summer are BUMMED. What are Lazlo and Slims’ “Don’t knock it till you try it,” life hacks? Lazlo and SlimFast…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 9.25.25
Lazlo and SlimFast have a much needed debrief after yesterday's corporate meeting. The guys have different opinions about Gary Cohen getting onto a Mets’…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 9.24.25
Lazlo and SlimFast still have hope for the Tigers. With new information about the CEO Coldplay concert, Lazlo is tired of people getting fired for having sex…
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Tuesday, 9.23.25
Lazlo won big last night. Is the Rapture coming today?? Slim and Lazlo reflect on their cynicism. Slim has a whole arsenal of stink bombs, and a stripper…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsMonday, 9.22.25
The Chiefs won! (Thank God) D4vd’s case is seriously insane, and Slim’s into his cousin? Lazlo is too? What is r/MyBoyfriendIsAI? And Lazlo says that women’s…
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Toxic and Problematic with Katie Czyz, New York Times Author
Katie Czyz, Director of AI Integration at BlueConic and New York Times–published author of "Learning to Tell the Truth to Those I Love," joins Lazlo and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 9.19.25
Lazlo and SlimFast discuss transferring schools, and how Summer needs to improve her call screening. People like the taste of gasoline? And SlimFast tried…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsThursday, 9.18.25
Lazlo and SlimFast talk Ozempic. There's been so many movies that have the potential to be an AMAZING sequel/reboot. With kids moving away for college, Lazlo…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsWednesday, 9.17.25
Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how tedious vacations can be. What are different ways people attack each other online? Lazlo is cracking up about fake Facebook…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsTuesday, 9.16.25
Lazlo and SlimFast are mega sick, and Lazlo gives his parenting take on school-attendance. The guys reflect on their relationships’ with their siblings, and…
Church of Lazlo PodcastsFriday, 9.12.25
Lazlo and SlimFast believe that once you hit 40, your ‘check engine’ light turns on. Lazlo and SlimFast answer important questions like, “What are some porn…