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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her…
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Phone Tap: Paging Dr. Love
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it... See…
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Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail
In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay! See…
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Phone Tap: Principal For A Day
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the…
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Phone Tap: Office Faxes and Turbo Laxes
Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now…
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Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway
Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot…
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Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out…
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Phone Tap: Birthday Butt Cake
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick Rigs the Pageant
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!…
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Phone Tap: Deez Books
Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that…
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Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis
Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to…
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Phone Tap: No Joy For Pee Boys
In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water…
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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Missing Underwear
Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some…
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Phone Tap: Hello Dolly
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about…
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Phone Tap: Did You Eat My Password
Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into…
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Phone Tap: Apple Pay Meltdown
In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked
The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Tuxedo
In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY! See…
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Phone Tap: Coma Matchmaker
Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and…
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Phone Tap: Mixed Up Matchmaker
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service…
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Phone Tap: Phone Spanish Translation
Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for…
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Phone Tap: Arguing With My AI Girlfriend
In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our…
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Phone Tap: Hotel Positivity Training
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and…
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Phone Tap: Spotlight Stage Mom
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this…
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Phone Tap: You Donate Too Much
Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some…
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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Paranormal Investigators
Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of telling her friend she thinks her apartment might be haunted… So we’re sending our two best…
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Phone Tap: Rolando Picks Your Costume
Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Ate Your Candy
In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE…
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Phone Tap: Batman Got Cake
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper…
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Phone Tap: Trickle Down Trick or Treat
It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor…
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Phone Tap: Jake Paul Tweet Battle
Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get…
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Phone Tap: HandyMitch and the Rotation Equation
Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation with her husband and thinks he hired a handyman to fix their broken toilet while they’re gone. Jose is…
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Phone Tap: Hello, I'm Rich
It wasn’t hard for Brooke to transform into today’s Phone Tap character, we had her playing someone who is filthy, stinking rich! And she’s…
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Phone Tap: Convict Customer Care
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s expecting her hardware store to get back to her after she filed a complaint. However, these days customer…
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Phone Tap: Your Movie Isn't Scary
In your Phone Tap, we call the manager of a movie theater, and we’ve got two of the most annoying complaints that we think she’s ever heard…
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Phone Tap: Delivery Via Robin
Today’s Phone Tap victim has had tons of problems recently getting Amazon packages delivered to her house, so we’re calling to help her…
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Phone Tap: Rooftop Crapper
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a weird smell in their house and while she wants to call an exterminator, her boyfriend wanted to call US for a Phone Tap…
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Phone Tap: Don't Touch Granny's Peaches
In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners asked us to prank her mother, who she says has been “cranky” of late! But we’re gonna fix all her…
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Phone Tap: Rig The Soccer Game
In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult?? See…
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Phone Tap: Terry Shipped Your Car
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who recently sold his car and has to ship it across the country, and it’s NOT gonna be easy AT ALL. See…
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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son
What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be…
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Phone Tap: ChatGPT Tech Support
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT…
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Phone Tap: First Time First Class
Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE…
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Phone Tap: Hatch Your Phone
Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH&rdquo…
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Phone Tap: Clover and the Es-SKI-oinage
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a ski rental shop, and his boss commandeered our special ops services to track down any renters who don’t…
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Phone Tap: Working Remote, WAY Remote
In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we…
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Phone Tap: Move Your Yard Sale
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE…
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Phone Tap: Facebook B-Day Friends
In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than…
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Phone Tap: Yer Scottish Lassie
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her…
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Phone Tap: No Cheering Section
In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his…
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Phone Tap: Sandwich Survey IRL
In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE!…
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Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for…
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Phone Tap: Shampoo It Forward
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little…
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Phone Tap: Marco's Bachelor Party
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Little League Landscaper
Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly…
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Phone Tap: Flushaphobia
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a huge party at his house this weekend, unfortunately his toilet is broken. We’re sending a plumber, but the broken…
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Phone Tap: Overly Honest Concierge
Today’s Phone Tap victim already emailed his hotel asking for some recommendations for things to do in the city when he gets there, so Jeff's calling…
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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Trip To The Food Bank
In your Phone Tap Jeff's pranking a woman who works at a food bank and telling her after years of donations, he's ready to make a withdrawal! See…
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Phone Tap: 50 Shades of Scrooge
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Photography Studio
“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his…