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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Family Surprise Photo
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a frame store and while we have an idea of what kind of photo we need framed, they have no idea the lengths we’re…
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Phone Tap: Hear No English Speak No English
In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100! See…
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Phone Tap: Dog Walker & Dad
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who hired a new dog walking service, and before we come over to her house for the first time, our dad has some…
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Phone Tap: Will You Make Me A Sign
Let us know after you hear today’s new Phone Tap if you agree with our producer and think Jeffrey was FLIRTING with today’s Phone Tap victim who…
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Phone Tap: Holy Meal Train
Today’s Phone Tap victim told her friend that she wanted to do more volunteer work, and her friend told us, and now we’re setting her up with a…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max and the Surrogate
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who signed up to be a surrogate mother, and we’re sending our most-eligible (for good reason) bachelor, Stoner Max, to…
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Phone Tap: Your Ex Girlfriend's Piercing
In your Phone Tap we call a guy and see if we can convince him to pay for his ex-girlfriend’s new piercing that she got to impress her NEW boyfriend!…
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Phone Tap: Respect J Bone's Women
An electrician emailed us asking to Phone Tap the guy he works alongside, so we’re pretending to be one of his customers from last week and we have some…
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Phone Tap: Bank After Dark
These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with an issue with his bank, and let him…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick The Halloween Helper
In your Halloween Phone Tap we call a woman who is DESPERATE for a certain holiday lawn decoration to become available and luckily it just did! Unluckily…
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Phone Tap: Vino & Vito Costume Security
Don’t try to sneak in a bad costume into a Vito and Vino Costume Party! They’re cracking down on lazy costume wearers this year and it starts with…
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Phone Tap: HalloWOKE
In your Phone Tap, were calling a woman hosting a kid’s Halloween party and Brooke is gonna turn up the “Karen factor” to a level we’ve…
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Phone Tap: Zeh French Zombie
Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie…
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Phone Tap: Halloween Decoration Reclamation
Home Owners Associations try to ruin people’s fun all the time. In today’s Phone Tap, WE’RE that HOA and of course we’re gonna try to…
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Phone Tap: Costume Rival
Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her…
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Phone Tap: Wedding Video Smear Job
In your Phone Tap, we call a wedding videographer, and for the most important day of our lives, we want something a little SPECIAL that we guarantee he’s…
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Phone Tap: Crosswalk Toll Fee
In your Phone Tap, we call a mom to tell her that her kid’s school is charging to use the crosswalk now and her child has racked up quite the bill! See…
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Phone Tap: Slice Finder
After you hear today’s new Phone Tap you’re gonna wonder how the fake business we created isn’t a real thing already! Learn about…
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Phone Tap: Dial Dawg For Laughs
Did you know you don’t actually OWN your phone number? At least, that’s what were telling today’s Phone Tap victim when we ring him up and…
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Phone Tap: Hyperthonical Job Interview
In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy who is a finalist for a new job, and instead of his potential new boss interviewing him, we’re…
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Phone Tap: Classic British Vacation
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is heading on a vacation to England soon, and Jeff's using his WORST British accent to gonna convince her it’s not…
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Phone Tap: Remember Your Pedicure
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a nail salon and tries to get under the skin of the receptionist in the nicest, most oblivious and hilarious ways possible! See…
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Phone Tap: Fantasy Roommate
Have you ever been in a fantasy league where you don’t quite know EVERYBODY in the group? That happened to today’s Phone Tap victim, who is joining…
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Phone Tap: Clover the Big Brother
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who enrolled her son in the Big Brother program, and we’ve got the perfect big brother for him: ex-special ops…
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Phone Tap: Re-Re-Reconfirming the Reservation
Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and…
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Phone Tap: Minor Leagues of Reality TV
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get into any sort of reality TV show. So, we’re calling him pretending to be a producer and seeing…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Wants Wine
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his…
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Phone Tap: Real Pain in the Realtor
Today’s Phone Tap victim is neighbors with someone who is selling their home, so we’re calling as the realtor of the property to let them know that…
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Phone Tap: Hotel's Sad Violin
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he…
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Phone Tap: Rolando Goes Bruno
One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so…
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Phone Tap: Swim Neck Surgery
In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective…
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Phone Tap: Choose Your Elevator Voice
In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out…
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Phone Tap: Give Us A Human
Are you sick of automated AI customer service like we are? In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling customer service and demanding a human to speak to…
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Phone Tap: All Disabled Parking
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling up a senior citizen and letting them know a small change is happening to their daily routine. Old people LOVE…
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Phone Tap: Colonoscopy Add-Ons
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what…
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Phone Tap: Customer Empathy Training
In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan Fixes Your MacBook
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year…
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Phone Tap: Fresh Outta Prison
In your Phone Tap, we’re trying to see if we can convince a guy that he matched with Brooke a few years ago on a dating app and she’s interested in…
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Phone Tap: Shout For Shark Dives
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental…
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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Does Pilot Training
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who signed up for flying lessons and introduce him to his new instructor, Jose’s Phone Tap character “Tik…
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Phone Tap: HB-Oh-No!
In your Phone Tap, we call a girl who has been binge watching her favorite series and we’re about to place some limits on her viewing because we’re…
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Phone Tap: Garage Fail
Today’s Phone Tap victim has kids that leave their toys all over the front yard. So we’re calling to get under his skin and COMPLAIN just to see…
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Phone Tap: Office Reality Show
Today we’re calling a guy and telling him he could become semi-famous, as long as he agrees to be humiliated on a reality show that films him at work!…
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Phone Tap: The Strong Thong
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his…
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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino In-Home Care
Today we’re phone tapping a woman who is looking for an in-home caregiver for her father, and lucky for her we don’t just have one but TWO perfect…
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Phone Tap: Dined and Dawdled
We’re Phone Tapping a restaurant to tell them we dined and dashed awhile back, and now we feel bad about it. Not bad enough to pay what we owe, but still…
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Phone Tap: Pub Trivia Date
In your Phone Tap, our victim THINKS he’s getting set up on a blind date but in reality BROOKE is calling to try out her rusty flirting techniques for a…
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Phone Tap: Psychic Samuel
Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on the hunt for a new PSYCHIC, and boy do we ever have the candidate for her! His name is Psychic Sam and…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Madder Than A Jalapeño Horsefly
What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Punch A Teacher
Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop…
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Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, we're gonna do the right thing and…
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Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence
Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the…
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Phone Tap: Hotels Just Want To Have Pun
Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get…
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Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours
Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Secret Ipad Marathon
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell…
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Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation…
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Phone Tap: Young At Heart
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been…
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Phone Tap: Password Protector
Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the…
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Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal…
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Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER…