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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Murder Mattress
Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Double Month Undercharge
If you’ve never heard of the “Double Month Undercharge” plan for paying your cell phone bill, you’re gonna want to catch this next…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: To Catch A Cheater- Rental Car Rendezvous
We’re doing a brand new TO CATCH A CHEATER Phone Tap and pretending to be a guy’s rental car company! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: I Found Your Wallet
Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Creepy Limo Ride
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Historical Clown Landmark Status
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Too Tame For Tinder
One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Dope Tikulitis Crisis Negotiator
Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Angry AI Supervisor
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Put the Gross in Groceries
Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior&hellip…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: DJ Swapout
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: I Wanna Hear You Work
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Couples Customer Service
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Next Top Dogfluencer
One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Meet the Pickle Daddy
Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who is a volunteer pickleball instructor and telling him, based on some changes at the community center there’s…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Hans Needs A Job
In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Give Me A Baby
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean&hellip…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Cool Kids Love Cover Music
An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Guffed Up Your Gutters
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Naughty Neighbors Webshow
One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Preemptive Off-Boarding
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Chubby Baby Photoshoot
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Caribbean Cruise
In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Tik Tak Wants A Magician
In your Phone Tap, we sent a guy named TIK TAK to learn the secrets of a local magician, and we’ll see what he’s willing to spill! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Suggestions for the Substitute
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Dr. Frosty to the OR
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Cuffed At The Key Party
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Hypothetical Carjacking
Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Not Shy About Dung Quai
We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery
Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Whistle Lessons
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Fill In Photog
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make this bride’s life a nightmare! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: My Cousin Rezzy
Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife! See omnystudio.com/listener…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: What Can I Steal?
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Rolando Bachata Class
Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Ice Machine Madness
Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Mr. Stylish and the Vanity Plate
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been hoping to get a specific vanity license plate for his business, but he’s about to become acquainted with a whole…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Flirting Translator
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: I'm Not Jared
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff finds out exactly how far our sweet Phone Tap victim will go to stand up for his girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Beep, Bag, Breathe
What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Go Back To College
Today's Phone Tap victim just found out a juicy piece of office gossip...a coworker got fired for lying on her resume! She thought that wouldn't affect…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Hookup House
In today's Phone Tap we call an older gentleman who’s been EXTREMELY frustrated with the city...Which is why we can't wait to tell him about the new…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Vito & Vino Lost Your Blouse
Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: From Streaming To Screaming
Ever feel like there’s just never anything good to watch on the streaming services? We’ll were gonna fix that today in your brand new Phone Tap!…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Pooch Smooch
Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Non-Essential Organ Donor
We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over! See omnystudio.com/listener…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Know Nothing Nanny
In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Gram Gram's New Toy
In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother. See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Anya From Applebee's
Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Quickster
A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Trudy De Nudie
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Fire Raymond
We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Deadly Glove Box
Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Briar Patch Is Gonna Rob You
Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Sniff My Dogs Rear
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor! See omnystudio.com/listener…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Practice the Surprise
Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car
Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Ping Pong Mortgage
Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Trivia Queen
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay…