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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Car Cleaner
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had her care detailed and we’re letting STONER MAX call her to say he might have left some…
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Phone Tap: No Fly List Baby
Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman and pretending to work for the airline she flew on last week. She’s not gonna like it, but we’re gonna have…
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Phone Tap: Chicken Banana Smoothie
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not…
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Phone Tap: TikTak Needs A Cuban
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the…
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Phone Tap: Can't Ship to Vermont
Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror
Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll…
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Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project
Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills! See…
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Phone Tap: Blow Co Has Your Rebate
In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today…
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Phone Tap: Better Dates Verified
Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on…
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Phone Tap: Break the Bank
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a…
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Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart
Valentine’s Day is almost here, and Jose’s character Hans Gloober has the perfect romantic movie suggestion for today’s Phone Tap victim! See…
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Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Charge
Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they…
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Phone Tap: Affection Connection
Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in…
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Phone Tap: Snaked Your Cake
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a family fun center and one of her employees caught her sneaking a bite of leftover cake and now we’re calling to…
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Phone Tap: Bank Ran Out Of Money
Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of…
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Phone Tap: Timid Ben's New Dad
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential…
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Phone Tap: Distracted Gym Membership
Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales…
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Phone Tap: You Can't Say IKEA
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We…
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Phone Tap: Office Plant Whisperer
In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might…
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Phone Tap: Bagels & Bangers
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of…
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Phone Tap: Holiday Monster In Law
Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about…
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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels and the Satanic Yoga Studio
In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio. See…
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Phone Tap: Cruddy Caribbean Cruise
Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all…
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Phone Tap: Your Extra Hotel Fees
Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s getting a call from a hotel she stayed at a few weeks ago, but some of these extra charges we’re…
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Phone Tap: MENSA Maddie
In your Phone Tap we call a teacher who already has enough on her plate with the school year, and now we’re making her meet one of the most OVER-BEARING…
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Phone Tap: Smart Fridge Fiasco
AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new…
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Phone Tap: Influencers Eat Free
Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special…
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Phone Tap: Real World Escape Room
Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you…
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Phone Tap: Kitty In Italy
Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman who recently took her cat to the groomer, and while she thinks something bad is on the horizon, we actually have GREAT…
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Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan Scams The Scammer
As a grand finale for “Scam the Scammer Week” we put Old Alan Winterbottom up against the best the fraudsters could throw at us! See…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Scams the Scammer
Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a…
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Phone Tap: Couple Scammers Credit Karma
Scam the Scammer week continues and in today’s Phone Tap we combined the powers of Brooke AND Jeffrey to get this fraudster in his feelings! See…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer
The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another…
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Phone Tap: Reverse Scam The Scammer
It’s the first day of SCAM THE SCAMMER Week! We’re phone tapping every single scam call we get to the station and the first one is thanks to Jose…
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Phone Tap: Be My Grundlebuck
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got hired to start a new job so he knows NONE of his coworkers. We’re calling to see how far we can convince the new…
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Phone Tap: Night At The Theater
Today we Phone Tap a guy who bought theater tickets but had to flake after his wife got sick. Now he wants to exchange the tickets but we’re not gonna…
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Phone Tap: Bank Sheets and Cold Treats
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is…
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Phone Tap: Release the KraKaren
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's…
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Phone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home
In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom! See…
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Phone Tap: Good News Retirement Trio
Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re…
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Phone Tap: Snow White From The Streets
In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart&rdquo…
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Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS! See…
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Phone Tap: Smash Zone Your Home
In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now…
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Phone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses
In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's…
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Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby
Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a…
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Phone Tap: Slink The Sub
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright…
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Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo
Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW! See…
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Phone Tap: Hinge Cringe
A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan Skydiving Instructor
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom! See…
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#1 Phone Tap of 2025: Spare Room Roulette
Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using…
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#2 Phone Tap of 2025: Vito and Vino Doormen
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in…
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#3 Phone Tap of 2025: Sexy Long Haul Truckers
Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s…
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#4 Phone Tap of 2025: Heavy Heartstrings Inc.
Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she…
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#5 Phone Tap of 2025: No Cheering Section
In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and…
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#6 Phone Tap of 2025: Trivia Queen
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay…
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#7 Phone Tap of 2025: Clown Parade
There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re…
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#8 Phone Tap of 2025: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters
The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some…
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#9 Phone Tap of 2025: Creepy Limo Driver
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have! See…
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#10 Phone Tap of 2025: Fifty Shades of Scrooge
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he…