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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Cruise Ship Canoodling
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage…
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Phone Tap: Fill In Photog
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make a bride’s life a nightmare! See…
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Phone Tap: What Can I Steal?
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie And The Cable Company
In your Phone Tap we’re trying to convince a guy that his cable rep is an old classmate of his, and we’re ready to offer discounts in exchange for hanging out…
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Phone Tap: Anya At Applebees
Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on…
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Phone Tap: Historical Twosie
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy to tell him his house is a historical landmark and he can’t ever renovate it because a famous person once used his…
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Phone Tap: Is THIS Your Noise Complaint?
If you ever think to make a noise complaint about your neighbors, just make sure the officer responding is NOTHING like Jose… because it might go the same way…
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Phone Tap: Pooch Smooch
Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and we’re calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she…
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Phone Tap: Power of Two Customer Service
What’s more annoying than an unhelpful customer service agent? TWO UNHELPFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Phone Tap: Timid Benajmin At The Haunted House
Timid Benjamin is back for a Halloween Phone Tap! We call the owner of a Haunted House and see how irritated Benjamin can make him on his busiest day of the…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Haunted RV Park
In your Halloween Phone Tap, we’re cancelling a guy’s reservation at a Haunted House but we’re offering him complimentary to our Haunted RV PARK instead!…
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Phone Tap: A Very Wealthy Halloween
In your new Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently moved into a gated community and tell her all about how we do Halloween a little more luxuriously than…
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Phone Tap: Hans The Psychic
In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants” See…
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Phone Tap: Halloweenie
It's a special Halloween Phone Tap! Today’s victim got some surprising news that he didn’t expect about his wife and we couldn’t tell if he…
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Phone Tap: I Made An Oopsie
In your new Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you? See…
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Phone Tap: The Fake Malfoy
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who ordered a cameo video from the actor who played Malfoy in Harry Potter, and while he’s unavailable… Jose should be a…
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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he…
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Phone Tap: Power To Planet Pluto
In your new Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating…
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Phone Tap: A.L.A.N Gets Angry
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to pay a bill over the phone but our new Smart AI robot has a few zingers it wants to try out on him first! See…
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Phone Tap: Frog Palace Freakshow
We’re calling the wife of a man gone on a business trip to alert her of some possibly fraudulent and definitely weird charges on his credit card See…
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Phone Tap: Chugga Chugga Cheater
In your new Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!…
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Phone Tap: Classic Terry
In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property! See…
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Phone Tap: Bank Walking Plank Talking
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a…
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Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail
In your new Phone Tap we call someone planning a big surprise party and let them know we’ve screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS! See…
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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man
In today's new Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party! See…
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Phone Tap: Rolando the Sensual Butler
Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”…
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Phone Tap: Stop Calling Me
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been flooded with spam calls recently and we’re gonna add to it all while trying to convince him that HE called US! See…
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Phone Tap: Sniff My Dogs Rear
In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor! See…
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Phone Tap: Airbnb With My Stepson
Brooke calls a couple renting a place on Airbnb to tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with her…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan Skydiving Instructor
In your new Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom! See…
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Phone Tap: Senior Center Soundtrack
Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if…
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Phone Tap: The Bee Whisperer
Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE. See…
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Phone Tap: Meatball Road Rage
This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking…
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Phone Tap: The Nature Suite
Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The…
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Phone Tap: Practice the Surprise
Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... and his duty involves just…
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Phone Tap: Quad Ad Premium Rental
We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time…
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Phone Tap: Mass Multimedia Meme Messaging
Today’s Phone Tap victim needs to sign a new apartment lease immediately, and so we’re gonna get in the middle of it and make sure he never gets close to what…
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Phone Tap: Organization Station Conversation
In your new Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??…
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Phone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong
In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere! See…
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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!…
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Phone Tap: Fill In Brides-Mate
We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last…
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Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller
Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank. See…
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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince
In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY…
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Phone Tap: Your Daughter, The Mailbox
In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox! See…
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Phone Tap: Nude Fantasy Football
Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. We’re calling him as the “commissioner”…
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Phone Tap: ADD Movers
In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare! See…
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Phone Tap: Alan Winterbottom Lives With You
80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very…
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Phone Tap: Tom Cruise Bumped Your Wedding
In your new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole…
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Phone Tap: Surprise! Your Birthday Is Ruined
Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Daycare Dilemma
As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those…
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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Tours
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition…
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Phone Tap: New Login, Who Dis?
It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system…
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Phone Tap: Clover and the UPS Booby Trap
Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious…
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Phone Tap: NFT House
The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an…
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Phone Tap: Crooked Refs
We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor! See…
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Phone Tap: What In The Wordle?
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling to scold him for gaming so much on company time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Sam Likely
Today’s Phone Tap victim is convinced we were trying to scam him, but it’s all a misunderstanding with names. You’ll meet “Sam Likely” in the podcast! See…
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Phone Tap: Animal Control Stoner
In your Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place. See…
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Phone Tap: Trainer Tipper
Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few…
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Phone Tap: Bank Complaint Relay
Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.