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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: We're Going Foodless
Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to the same restaurant for their anniversary every year, but this year things are changing… We’re going FOODLESS and they get to…
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Phone Tap: Too Hot For Hot Yoga
Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses Hot Yoga to get her exercise and today Brooke's telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the…
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Phone Tap: Vertical Zone
Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their…
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Phone Tap: The Ultimate Pizza Jingle
Every good restaurant needs a jingle, and lucky for today’s Phone Tap victim, we have the guy who created the “WHOPPER WHOPPER” jingle working on a new tune…
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Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway
Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean, just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot…
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Phone Tap: Zira The AI Fitness Sherpa
The guy we’re Phone Tapping has a new smart watch fitness tracker and what he doesn’t know is it includes a FREE UPGRADE with a special Brooke & Jeffrey AI to…
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Phone Tap: Happy Cable Anniversary
Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, we’re gonna load her up…
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Phone Tap: Naughty Nana
A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...And he’s about to learn some…
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Phone Tap: On Time Late Fee
Jeff's calling a guy and telling him he’s been paying rent ON-TIME for far too long. As his landlord, he would love if he could pay rent late so he could…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with…
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Phone Tap: Work From Home Overwatch
Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard…
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Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo
Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW! See…
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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies
In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with bincoulars and now it’s…
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Phone Tap: Scalpels of Love
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently matched with a doctor on a dating app, and Jeff's stepping in to be that flirty doctor… but, at the moment his hands might be…
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Phone Tap: Slink The Sub
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching…
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Phone Tap: No Shingles, Mo' Pringles
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new…
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Phone Tap: Deez Books
Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so we’re going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to…
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Phone Tap: My Cousin Rezzy
Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife. Hear the uncomfortable…
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Phone Tap: Drug Test Mishap
Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, posing as the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her…
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Phone Tap: Quickster
A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup…
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Phone Tap: Revenge of the Dentists
One of our listeners emailed us and said her husband FORGOT her birthday, and she thought the best way to get back at him was to have Brooke Phone Tap him…
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Phone Tap: Peter Pianist
Jose is posing as Piano teacher “Peter Pianist” and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive. See…
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Phone Tap: Geek Squad Got Game
Getting back in the dating game is tough, but it's even harder when your first match is “Steady Eddie” and he’s eager to introduce you to his friends, too. See…
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Phone Tap: Live Weather Updates
Today’s Phone Tap victim mistakenly clicked a box when buying a vacation package and now our intrusive “Live Weather Updates” are going to dominate her entire…
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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box
Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode! See…
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Phone Tap: General Anesthesia
We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey…
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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not…
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Phone Tap: Lobbying For K-Job
Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!” See…
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Phone Tap: AlacaSAM
Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing…
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Phone Tap: Fix the Apartment Challenge
In today’s Phone Tap Jeff pretends to be a landlord who's offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete his scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna…
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Phone Tap: DJ Hans German Jams
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!" See…
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Phone Tap: Cold Stone Screamery
We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance…
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Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design
We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: AirBnTree
Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she…
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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small
Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #1 Meatball Road Rage
It's finally here...The countdown for the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas has reached #1... This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year....and it all starts in a…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #2 Loco Larry Rockout
We've reached #2 on our countdown... And this spot was well deserved... It's Jose posing as a heavy metal rock station DJ, the one and only... Loco Larry! See…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #3 Alan Winterbottom Lives With You
80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #4 Doogan Sends You To Valhalla
We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #5 To Catch A Cheater: Jeopardy! Edition
Jeff's catching a cheater in today’s Phone Tap and using his favorite game show in order to lure him into a false sense of security. See…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #6 Acuña Moncada Trophies
We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us! See…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #7 Ed Daniels Aryan Arugula
Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center… See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #8 Psycho Steve and the Mayo Kids
We call an art museum worker whose boss is out of town, to confirm some details for the huge motocross stunt we’ve planned in the sculpture garden that she has…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #9 Human Verification System
What if before you could purchase anything you had to verify that you weren’t a robot, but over the phone? Today’s Phone Tap victim is the newest test subject…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #10 Bank Complaint Replay
We're kicking off the countdown of the Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022 with Brooke and Jose teaming up to give someone the worst customer service experience of their…
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Phone Tap: Sinister Senior Pranks
Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen! See…
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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Wants A Party
Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is back! And today, he's attempting to book a surprise birthday party... For himself! See omnystudio.com/listener…
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Phone Tap: Bike Detective
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their bike stolen, and that’s why Murder Mystery Podcast host Jose is going starting his investigation right away! See…
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Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter
Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump…
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Phone Tap: Retirement Home Revolt
Jeffrey's calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his…
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Phone Tap: Conspiracy Landlord
Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a huge big-time conspiracy theorist. Get your tinfoil hat ready for your Phone Tap! See…
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Phone Tap: Disney Plus Plus
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff's offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing…
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Phone Tap: Psychic Dentist
Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up to an…
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Phone Tap: Boss Comedy
Brooke is calling a new employee, and she's ready to be the COOL BOSS! She's confident that she's the funniest person in the office and can prove it! See…
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Phone Tap: Talkin' Turkey Legs
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end…
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Phone Tap: Whistle Lessons
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT…
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Phone Tap: Know Nothing Nanny
In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS! See…
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Phone Tap: Rolando Has Your VIN Number
“Rolando” is back for a new Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in…
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Phone Tap: Birthday Butt Cake
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly…
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Phone Tap: Your Horn Sucks
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it…