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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Episodes
- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Rolando Loves Pie
Rolando is back for a new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman who entered a pie in a state fair and her pie might be the SECOND most delicious delicacy we’ve ever…
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Phone Tap: Your Pianos Suck
In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Motorboat the B-Day Cake
We call a bakery and tell them they accidentally dropped off an ADULT cake at a child’s birthday party and now there needs to be payback! See…
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Phone Tap: Hinge Cringe
A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap! See…
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Phone Tap: Trent's Tents
We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents. See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Amenity Let Down
We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some…
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Phone Tap: Phishing Gone Sour
Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any…
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Phone Tap: Shy Bro Wants A Refund
Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole…
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Phone Tap: Terry Finds Residue
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s…
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Phone Tap: Micro Chip Your Child
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful! See…
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Phone Tap: Loco in Cabo
We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine! See…
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Phone Tap: Dentist Survey
Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental…
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Phone Tap: Nookin' The Upstairs Neighbor
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about a lot of “bedroom noises” coming from their upstairs neighbor so Jeff's staking out the scene and…
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Phone Tap: Streaking Accomplice
In your new Phone Tap, a guy asked us to prank his girlfriend after he went to the ballpark to have a few brews. Now he’s in the slammer and she’s an…
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Phone Tap: Skank Island
In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops…
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Phone Tap: Pizza Customer Of The Year
Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick Sandwich Wars
Jose is calling a popular sandwich place and going after them BIG-RICK style in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Phone Tap: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress
In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to…
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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car
Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news! See…
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Phone Tap: Cable Price Auctioneer
Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!…
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Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery
Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he…
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Phone Tap: HOV Hot Head
The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Cam Sandwich To The Rescue
A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it…
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Phone Tap: Cheeks Chicken And Thighs
Alexis is back for a brand new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman and convincing her that her fiancé is a exclusive member of a restaurant called “Cheek’s…
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Phone Tap: Birthday Nosh and Slosh
In today's new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner! See omnystudio.com/listener…
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Phone Tap: Trapped in the Theater
In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a movie theater manager first thing in the morning and telling him Jose fell asleep during a movie and has been locked…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan Gets Pizza Poisoned
In your new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a take and bake pizza joint and accuses them of POISONING him by selling him a raw pie! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: To Catch A Bird Murderer
Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in solar panels on his house and now we’re calling from the city to tie him to a series of bird disappearances in the area……
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Phone Tap: #Woke Ball
In your brand new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a youth baseball coach and cracking down on some outrageous language coming from the parents in the crowd! See…
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Phone Tap: Dr. Wanket Sleep Study
Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim! See…
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Phone Tap: Almost First Class
We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class”…
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Phone Tap: Kissing And Telling
We got an email from a middle schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons…
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Phone Tap: M Night Photography
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to propose to his girlfriend and booked a last minute photographer...He's worried he got ripped off...That's why Digital Jake…
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Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone
In your Phone Tap, Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it…
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Phone Tap: College Donation
In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most annoying people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your alma mater. See…
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Phone Tap: Mr. International Goes To The Bookstore
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore…
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Phone Tap: Dr. Foot Caresser
Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and…
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Phone Tap: What About Our Love Scrapbook
In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise…
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Phone Tap: Ping-Pong Mortgage
Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his…
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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales
They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman…
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Phone Tap: Airline Seating Surprise
Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news! See…
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Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring
In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first…
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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on…
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Phone Tap: Smart Car Feedback
Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a…
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Phone Tap : Restaurant Healer
Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective… Namaste. See…
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Phone Tap: I Have A Pen An Apple Pen
Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his…
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Phone Tap: Raiden's on a Rampage
We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY…
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Phone Tap: Rolando Mattress Guarantee
Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”…
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Phone Tap: Company Needs You to Step Up
We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call! See…
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Phone Tap: The Marvelous Mr. Mushroom Man
We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time! See…
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Phone Tap: Trudy De Nudie
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s…
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Phone Tap: The AI is DTF
We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’ See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance
We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces…
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Phone Tap: UF- O My!
Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking…
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Phone Tap: Crazy College Credit Card
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the…
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Phone Tap: Akuna Moncada Trophies
We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us! See…
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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box
We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode! See…
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Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design
We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: AlacaSAM
Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing…
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Phone Tap: Office Kisses
Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more……