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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Phone Tap: Password Protector
Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your new Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst…
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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on…
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Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP! See…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery GOAT
In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper. See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Young At Heart
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the…
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Phone Tap: Alan's Your New Dad
Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN…
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Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library
In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her…
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Phone Tap: Secret Ipad Marathon
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL…
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Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence! See…
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Phone Tap: Internet Candy Man
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Best Bro
Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a…
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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Chowdownia
Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition…
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Phone Tap: Wireless Hairless Careless Cell Service
Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey. See…
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Phone Tap: Quad Ad Premium Rental
Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time…
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Phone Tap: Let Me Pay For The Pants
Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of…
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Phone Tap: Breakfast Bar Bandit
Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Computer Zoo
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going…
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Phone Tap: Voicemail Blackmail
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer! See…
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Phone Tap: Tinder Match Lie Detector
We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the…
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Phone Tap: Bank Sheets and Cold Treats
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his…
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Phone Tap: Size for Science Project
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation…
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Phone Tap: No Tears On Company Time
Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS… See…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #1 Good News Retirement Trio
We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #2 Help Me Lie To My Wife
In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #3 Tommy Talx A Lot
In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #4 Mussolini Loves Peanut Butter
There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #5 Last Call For Charity
In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not taking "No" for…
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Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #6 Naughty Nana
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new…
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Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #7 Cormag the Conjurer Lost Your Dog
What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #8 Automology Expert
In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #9 Spoonful of Scams
In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity! See…
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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #10 Alan Goes Instacarting
We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a woman’s…
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Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet
We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: No Stopping Hammerhead Ned
Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!” See…
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Phone Tap: Frisky Little Kitty
In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his…
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Phone Tap: Over The Phone Foxtrot
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff's giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not! See…
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Phone Tap: Clover's Cannolis
Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Phone Tap: Your Pianos Suck
In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Cable Price Auctioneer
Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!…
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Phone Tap: Meowzel Tov
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a…
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Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway
In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking…
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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small
Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Corporate and Confused
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just…
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Phone Tap: Papalardo Pandemonium
The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made…
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Phone Tap: ADD Movers
In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare! See…
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Phone Tap: AirBnTree
Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she…
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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not…
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Phone Tap: Drug Unawareness
In today's Phone Tap, a school administrator thinks they’ve hired a counselor to speak to their students about the dangers of drugs, but instead we’ve sent…
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Phone Tap: Play Date Sneak Attack
One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue. See…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Flirting Fail
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her friend set her up with the PERFECT man for her, but the guy calling her up is our own “Steady Eddy” the least loveable…
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Phone Tap: Fred the Frog Guy's Replacement
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon…
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Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean… See…
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Phone Tap: Trick or Traumatize
Even though Halloween was earlier this week we have one more Halloween Phone Tap saved up and today Jeff's confronting a mother who could only spare ONE PIECE…
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Phone Tap: Terry and the Wax Tax
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently rescheduled a grooming appointment and so Jeff's calling her back to hit her with every cancellation fee known to man! See…
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Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis
Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the…
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Phone Tap: Senior Scare
In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone…
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Phone Tap: Alan and the Halloween Rave
80 year-old Alan Winterbottom needs help finding a Halloween costume for a rave and he's hoping today’s Phone Tap victim can assist him! See…
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Phone Tap: Costumes In The Courtroom
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a court date ON HALLOWEEN to fight a parking ticket and Brooke's calling to let him know the judge is a BIG fan of the holiday so…
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Phone Tap: Costume Rival
Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level…
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Phone Tap: HOA Infection Zone
Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a neighborhood that goes ALL OUT for Halloween, and there’s no way she’s prepared for what tricks we’re treating her…