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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Caterpunked
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic…
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Phone Tap: No Shingles, Mo' Pringles
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with…
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Phone Tap: Whoops, Was That Expensive?
Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his…
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Phone Tap: Re-Re-Reconfirming the Reservation
Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and…
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Phone Tap: Washing Machine Wackjob
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead! See…
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Phone Tap: April Fools At The Bank
Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if…
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Phone Tap: Eclipse Party Layoffs
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years! See…
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Phone Tap: Motel Cheater
One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal…
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Phone Tap: PB and Vacay
Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer
The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of…
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Phone Tap: RIP Ears Bro
What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up…
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Phone Tap: Off Site Chef
Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with…
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Phone Tap: Mad At March Madness
It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to…
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Phone Tap: ASMR 4 U 2 Sleep
In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our…
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Phone Tap: Yuck The Yankees
Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life! See…
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Phone Tap: Wedding Gift Tiers
In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling wedding guests to thank them for their gifts, but unless they pay up they’re getting BOOTED from the reception. See…
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Phone Tap: Soda Can Conundrum
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with…
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Phone Tap: One Way Window Uh Oh
Today’s Phone Tap victim just dropped a BAD amount of money on a home remodel, and unfortunately, Jeff took the liberty of installing all ONE-WAY windows!…
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Phone Tap: Real Talk
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in…
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Phone Tap: Timid Ben the Dating Coach
In your Phone Tap, we’re helping a listener set his single buddy up with a dating coach, but we might have chosen the least confident dating coach EVER! See…
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Phone Tap: Gym Auctioneer
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a…
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Phone Tap: Mom In Law Knows Best
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a stressed bride to tell her that she's the new wedding planner personally appointed by her overbearing mother in law! Should…
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Phone Tap: Dueling Customer Service
Brooke and Jeffrey are BOTH teaming up in today’s Phone Tap and that means no holds are barred in a dueling prank call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild and the Wings
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants his chicken wing order to reach him unblemished but his buddy set him up and now we’re making his lunch into our Phone…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Scams the Scammer
Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a brand…
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Phone Tap: Sugar Babies R' Us
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s networking over hiring a new personal assistant but we’re actually setting him up with one of our top of the line SUGAR…
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Phone Tap: Senior Center Killing Wolves
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been…
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Phone Tap: Extra Fees On Your Fees
Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the…
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Phone Tap: Carpool With V-Wav
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking advantage of a workplace incentive and his white lies are going to catch up with him financially in a brand new Phone…
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Phone Tap: Hotels Just Want To Have Pun
Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than…
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Phone Tap: Samuel L. Jackson Loves Burgers
Today’s Phone Tap victim has NO IDEA who Samuel L Jackson is, which is perfect for us, because someone who sounds just like him has a problem with the burger…
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Phone Tap: Power To Planet Pluto
In your Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating…
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Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster
Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back! See…
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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man
In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party! See…
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Phone Tap: To Catch A Cheater- Alan Winterbottom's Security Shakedown
We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home!…
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Phone Tap: Sandwich Coin King
Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right? See…
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Phone Tap: Ground Eagles of the Sewer
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a small business out of her home, and Brooke's calling to tell her all the recycling she’s been doing to make sustainable…
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Phone Tap: Your Car's Embarrassing
In today’s Phone Tap Jeff's calling a mother and telling her that her car is just not nice enough for her to keep dropping her kid off at school. Do you think…
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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage
Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a day spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client…
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Phone Tap: Touchless Massage
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS…
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Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Jose’s character HANS GLOOBER has just the romantic movie suggestion perfect for today’s Phone Tap victim! See…
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Phone Tap: Snubbed For Super Bowl Tix
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and spoiling a surprise for her in the worst way. Her husband won Super Bowl tickets but he’s not planning on taking…
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Phone Tap: Clover Commandeers J. Crew
Jose’s retired black ops specialist character “CLOVER” has taken up a new position at J. Crew and his first mission is pranking the store manager while she’s…
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Phone Tap: Pesci Wants Payment
Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met her landlord but after a late rent payment she’s about to get the rudest introduction possible! See…
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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Dishes and Swishes
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to get customer service to replace her new dishwasher but by the end of this call she might need to replace a broken cell…
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Phone Tap: X-Mas Lights and Neighborhood Fights
Today’s Phone Tap victim still has their Christmas lights up so Jeff's calling to start some CONTENTIOUS neighborhood drama because of it! See…
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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son
What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie and the Trash Popcorn
What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP! See…
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Phone Tap: The Great Dad Shirt Debate
Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a…
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Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence
Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test. See…
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Phone Tap: College Guys and Interview Lies
Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us…
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Phone Tap: Most Hated Man In The Neighborhood
In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact…
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Phone Tap: Donation Miscalculation
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!! See…
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Phone Tap: Rolando's Dental Debrief
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks…
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Phone Tap: Big Boy Boxes
Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second! See…
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Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal! See…
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Phone Tap: Dogs Follow Her
Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up…
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Phone Tap: Chatbots With No Chill
In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go…
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Phone Tap: Principal For A Day
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS…