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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Automology Expert
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most…
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Phone Tap: When Realty Gets Real
Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’…
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Phone Tap: Forgot The Anniversary Again
Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again! See…
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Phone Tap: Caviar For Kids
In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!…
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Phone Tap: Alan Winterbottom Delivers Your Food
If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap…
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Phone Tap: Tick Tack's Home Security System
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home…
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Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more…
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Phone Tap: Spoon Your Supervisor
One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been…
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Phone Tap: Fred the Frog Guy's Replacement
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon…
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Phone Tap: Dan's Young New Assistant
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made the mistake of telling his girlfriend that his new assistant at work is attractive, so of course we agreed to make it…
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Phone Tap: Dental Desire Denied
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising…
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Phone Tap: Hot Honey Healing with Dr. Z
Today’s Phone Tap victim LOVES her usual order from her corner grocery store more than anything, so today we’re calling her and telling her some changes are…
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Phone Tap: Preemptive Off-Boarding
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Phone Tap: Verbal Thoughts Syndrome
In your Phone Tap we call a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview…and while she’s ecstatic to have a job…Jeff can’t keep his mouth shut…
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Phone Tap: Phone Spanish Translation
Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try…
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Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Abandoner
Today’s Phone Tap victim was spotted NOT returning his shopping cart after buying groceries, and today we have time to exact some punishment. See…
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Phone Tap: Baddies Get Saddies
In your Phone Tap we call a guy who just opened up a joint bank account with his girlfriend and let him know that there’s gentlemen at the bank who are VERY…
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Phone Tap: Chubby Baby Photoshoot
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat. See…
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Phone Tap: Season Tickets Cancelled
In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling a huge baseball fan and CANCELLING his season tickets because the team isn't satisfied with his level of enthusiasm! See…
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Phone Tap: DJ Swapout
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright! See omnystudio.com/listener…
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Phone Tap: Look Who's Talking Meow
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan Calls His Caregiver
In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old…
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Phone Tap: Campus Cool Mom
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a college student supervisor and introducing one of the newest members of the school, a 40-year old mother with a need for…
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Phone Tap: Front Lawn Flex Show
Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps seeing their neighbor working out shirtless in his front lawn every single day, so we’re calling to tell him his wife needs to…
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Phone Tap: Doorbell Roulette
In your Phone Tap we’re pranking a guy who just wants a little help installing his new doorbell, but we’ve heard these kind of complaints before and we’re FED…
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Phone Tap: Debut Downer
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new promotion but her boss is making her break the bad news to the OTHER candidate who didn’t get her job. Jose might just…
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Phone Tap: Standup Situation
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a performer who is days away from what he thinks is his BIG BREAK, and is telling him one notorious comedian has identified him as…
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Phone Tap: Twerkin' For Tagalongs
It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the…
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Phone Tap: Ronaldo's Son
In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a youth Soccer Coach and telling him that the son of one of the greatest players of all time is joining the league, and…
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Phone Tap: Clover Builds A Deck
In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better…
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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Has Your Pills
In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her husband who is always forgetting to pick up his prescriptions at the pharmacy. Thanks to us... he’ll never…
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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Runs For HOA
In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association!…
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Phone Tap: Transcribe My Vibe
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go…
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Phone Tap: A.I Dating Concierge
With the news Bumble is releasing an AI program that will help go on dates FOR you, we’re gonna see if today’s Phone Tap victim can have any luck in love with…
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Phone Tap: Informed In Labor
Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to…
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Phone Tap: Say Yes To Manifest
In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible. See…
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Phone Tap: Mandatory Name Change
Today’s Phone Tap victim starts a new job soon but before his first day we’re calling because he needs to make a monumental life change and its NON-NEGOTIABLE!…
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Phone Tap: Working Remote, WAY Remote
In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY…
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Phone Tap: Kid Karens of Youth Soccer
In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to…
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Phone Tap: Hypothetical Carjacking
Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do…
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Phone Tap: Suggestions for the Substitute
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of…
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Phone Tap: Dr. Frosty to the OR
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery! See…
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Phone Tap: Mixed Up Matchmaker
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s…
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster
Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap! See…
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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dinner Party Dilemma
One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan…
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Phone Tap: Heartbroken Event Coordinator
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s giving a big corporate speech coming up, but the woman in charge of hiring him just went through a NASTY breakup so he has…
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Phone Tap: Not Shy About Dung Quai
We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!…
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Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy
One of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead! See…
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Phone Tap: Meal Box Mayhem
Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re…
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Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over…
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Phone Tap: Sad Violin Complaint Line
One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re…
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Phone Tap: Hotel Positivity Training
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky…
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Phone Tap: Lil' Pole Dancers
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Pachtree Paralegal
Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve…
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Phone Tap: S.L.U.T.T.Y Debt Forgiveness
In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a…
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Phone Tap: Don't Be A Clown
Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies…
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Phone Tap: Bath Match
Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have…
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Phone Tap: Peter Pianist
Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive. See…
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Phone Tap: Work From Home Overwatch
Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard…
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Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours
Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…