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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: I Kissed Your Husband
The guy who asked us to prank his wife said we could do anything we wanted, as long as we SHOCKED her in the first sentence...and Brooke succeeded! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Hans Needs A Job
In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights as an employment counselor as our newest Phone Tap victim!…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Spooky Luggage Update
In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling a woman who still hasn’t received her luggage that her airline lost TWO DAYS ago, and he's hoping a prank call will cheer her…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: I Read Your Birthday Card
One of our listeners wanted us to prank their old coworker so today Jeff's calling a guy and saying he found some compromising things in his old desk and he…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Paging Dr. Love
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it... See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Caviar For Kids
In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Ladders, Mirrors, and Cats, Oh My!
Our Phone Tap victim today was adamant that he wasn’t going to come into work on Friday the 13th for superstitious reasons, but just his luck… Brooke's…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: The Play Zone's At Capacity
Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses
In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff prank calling a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Narration At The Museum
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a local museum and is anticipating his son’s elementary school class coming in for a tour, but Jeff's calling as his teacher…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Hans Needs A Wingman
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself, meet a new friend, and get him to…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Good News Retirement Trio
Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Cool Kids Love Cover Music
An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a brand new Phone Tap! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Rolando Teaches Kenny G to Kids
In your Phone Tap, a high school needs a substitute music teacher and we’re sending them the most passionate person we’ve got… ROLANDO! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Turning Necks and Cutting Paychecks
In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy
In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Ultra Max Flush
Today Jeff actually got a woman to TALK to her smart TOILET in an effort to try and fix it. It’s one of our proudest accomplishments and you can hear the brand…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Forgot The Anniversary Again
Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: A.I. Says STFU
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Rooftop Fail
In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Car Thief Career Day
Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Guffed Up Your Gutters
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies
Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Way Too Personal Assistant
Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently given a new personal assistant by her boss, and we’re sending Brooke in for the job… but she might be a little TOO…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Office Faxes and Turbo Laxes
Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Costco Food Court
Today's Phone Tap victim loves COSTCO, but after she let her friend borrow her membership card, Brooke's gonna prosecute her in BULK! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Naughty Neighbors Webshow
One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Invaders and 2nd Graders
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Last Call For Charity
In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, and not taking "No" for an answer. See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Transcribe My Vibe
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role and Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Passion of the Popcorn
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it… See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: JoJo Fro-Yo's Big No-No
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Roast Beef Massagewich
Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Cool Boss Best Friend
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Dr. Wanket Sleep Study
Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Fortnite Fornicator
In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Shhh! It's Lady Danbury
In your Phone Tap, Jeff's gonna see how long he can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while he's clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: 3 Spritz
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Meatball Road Rage
This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance
We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Raiden's on a Rampage
We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Stoner Max Lost Bruno
Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Hello Dolly
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Vertical Zone
Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: The RAT System
In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right? See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery
Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: You Gave My Son The Herp
Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home
In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Your Exes Family Plan
Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: RIP Ears Bro
What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: VIP OnlyFans
Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her... See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Cheating With Trader Joe's
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Proctology Hee Hee
Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: RBF FTW LOL
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Naughty Nana
A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...But he’s about to learn some…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Allen Wants Your Grandma
You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Guitar Zero
Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and Jeff thinks that’s worth a permanent banishment! See omnystudio.com/listener…