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Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
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Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!
Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry…
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When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell
Jackie chats with Jerry O'Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder! See…
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Hai Guyz!
Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar. See Privacy Policy at…
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Help Me, Help You.
Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
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Baby Looks Back
Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy…
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Atonement Lewks
Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news…
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Spanx on a Plane
Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. See Privacy Policy at…
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Arrivederci B*tches!
Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec. See Privacy Policy at…
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Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest
Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill's former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault…
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Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster
Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
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Die In a Fire
Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. See Privacy Policy at…
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Housewife Homage
Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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A Look Inward
Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the…
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Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly Hendrix
Jackie explores all the principles of "big dick energy" with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie's Forbes cover and Housewife updates! See Privacy…
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Meet Nell
Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin's Bieber's upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and…
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Hotline Bling
Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. See Privacy Policy at…
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What’s Going On?
Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and…
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Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp
Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish. See Privacy…
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Get Low with Michael Rapaport
Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye's new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love and check…
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Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'
Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from "Dumb Gay Politics" and hilarity ensues. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.
Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. See Privacy Policy at…
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It’s All Crappening with 'Watch What Crappens' Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker
Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from "Watch What Crappens" go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. See Privacy…
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Olive Branches Are For A**holes with Ruth Anne Cunningham
Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior, Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry and what wedding…
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Help Me, Help You.
Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members. See Privacy Policy at…
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Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'
Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from "That's So Retrograde" and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the…
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Family Values
Jackie Schimmel sits down with her "free spirited" cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri. See…
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Money Can't Buy You Guests
Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol…
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Showgirls with Annabelle DeSisto from 'Adderall and Compliments'
Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT Beyoncé…
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Love, Baby.
Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories and the…
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Accountable As F*ck with Teddi Mellencamp
Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you're slapped on an airplane. See…
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I Don’t Ask For Much with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick of 'The Skinny Confidential'
Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and theories…
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Live, Laugh, Lu with Danny Pellegrino
Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on…
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Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald
Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism. See Privacy…
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Too. Much. Information.
Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails. See Privacy Policy at…
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87 Shades of Gray
Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch…
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She’s Back
Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with…
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Lady of London with Caroline Stanbury
Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal…
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Oh La La Loophole with Liza Owen
Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table. See Privacy…
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Transparency Please
Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory. See Privacy…
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I'm The Worst
Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. See Privacy…
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Winning London with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies. See Privacy Policy at…
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2 Bro's, 1 Bitch with Dan Fleming and Alex Rubenstein
Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit…
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Notes of Manila
Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders. See Privacy Policy at…
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Look What You Made Me Do
Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and plays a…
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Birthdayzilla
Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails! See Privacy Policy at…
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A Six and A Speidi with Spencer and Heidi Pratt
Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives…
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Keep Eating
Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
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Challah Back Girl
Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi. See Privacy Policy at…
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Cringe Sweats
Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. Our…
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It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan Stewart
Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts? See Privacy Policy at…
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Eggs à la Française
Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast. See Privacy Policy at…
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The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'
Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange…
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Doing The Lord's Work
Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest apologies…
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Livin It Up
Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
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36% Consensual
Jackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stashed behind…
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Perpetual Loner
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails! See Privacy…
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Please Send Flonase
Jackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing. See Privacy Policy…
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That's So Not Raven
Jackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty. See Privacy Policy at…
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Pump & Glory with Katie Maloney
Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships. See…
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Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart
Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!…