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Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Bitch BibleOops I Did It Again
Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor. See Privacy Policy…
Bitch BibleJackie Gets Jaxed with Jax Taylor
Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the commercial…
Bitch BibleQuite Bitchy with Melissa Hermer
Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of the pond!…
Bitch BibleSchimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything. See Privacy Policy at…
Bitch BibleReal Talk
Jackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor! See…
Bitch BibleA Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma Gloria
Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, fake…
Bitch BibleWhat Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne Olympios
Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other contestants…
Bitch BibleThe B*tch That Stole Christmas
Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants…
Bitch Bible'Tis The Season
'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday cheer…
Bitch Bible#blessed
Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relationship…
Bitch BibleLadies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela King
Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seasons drama…
Bitch BibleSolo Yolo
Jackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission. See Privacy Policy…
Bitch BibleDrunk in Love
Jackie has a mysterious blue cocktail while getting her hair done and madness ensues. Expect tangents galore and overly passionate recaps of RHOC and…
Bitch BibleLa Vida Lohan
Jackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business ventures…
Bitch BibleFourth Base
Jackie has her first homoerotic massage in London and lives to tell you about it. She also discusses John Mayers new business venture, why Anne Hathaway needs…
Bitch BibleCheerio Bitch!
Jackie is in London and purging on all her American passions. She gives a deep character analysis on Kelly Dodd, shares life lessons she's learned from the…
Bitch BibleSwimfan with 'The Skinny Confidential's Lauryn Evarts
Jackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foundation…
Bitch BibleSorry Maddox with guest Yimu
Jackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the sake of…
Bitch BibleOn Da Brink with Ta'Rhonda Jones
Jackie sits down with Empire's Ta'Rhonda Jones to discuss Jackie's dream of becoming a Korean pop star, what Golden Globe parties are really like, and…
Bitch BibleDelusions of Grandeur with Rachael O'Brien
Jackie and comedian friend Rachael O'Brien showcase the long term benefits of being painfully delusional. They discuss annoying people at NYFW, why Taylor…
Bitch BibleLadies Who Bitch with Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight and Jac Vanek of 'Ladygang'
Jackie and her new bffs from the Ladygang podcast (Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight & Jac Vanek) leave their manners at home and have a full throttle bitchfest…
Bitch BibleAdderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto
Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of…
Bitch BiblePity Party
Jackie and her notoriously bitchy cousin Joanna discuss lots of super real shit. Channeling Dr.Schimmel's philosophy that "laughter is the best medicine"…
Bitch BibleF*ckin' Flossy with Morgan Stewart
Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin…
Bitch BibleThis is What You Came For with Dulce Sloan
Jackie sits down with comedian Dulce Sloan and discusses the dangers of Pokemon Go, Hiddleswift conspiracy theories and why finger lingering is the new…
Bitch BibleToo Much TV, Too Little Rosé
Jackie invites you into her libation fueled Monday television night marathon. She discusses all of today's pressing issues like feminism, the return of Ashlee…
Bitch Bible99 Problems
Got 99 problems? A bitch ain't one. Jackie recovers from her x rated engagement party by answering listener emails and offering her brutal advice. The truth…
Bitch BibleGuilt-free Pleasures
Jackie goes in deep on some reality television commentary as she spends a Monday night in a robe with a few too many cocktails recapping your faves from The…
Bitch BibleMoronic & Platonic with Dan Kramer
Jackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinner…
Bitch BibleOver Indulged with Annie Lawless
Jackie and Annie Lawless break down all things health and wellness and bitchiness - Is there a natural supplement on the same level of Xanax? Did Gigi and Zayn…
Bitch BibleBridezilla Chronicles
Jackie hits the road with only her pup and the voices in her head to start planning her impending nuptials. Whilst deep in the trenches of wedding venue…
Bitch BibleLonely & Horny with Jake & Amir
Jackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of "Lonely and Horny" (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on a scale of…
Bitch BibleGirl Boss with Liz Carey
Jackie and GIRLBOSS Liz Carey sip on rose and discuss very important matters such as diversity in wedding parties, Blac Chyna and Rob's gross situation, and…
Bitch BibleCan You Not? with Kate Siegel and Kim Friedman of 'Crazy Jewish Mom'
Jackie sits down with the duo behind Crazy Jewish Mom, Kate Siegel and mom Kim Friedman. Grab your matzo balls and get ready for a roller coaster covering the…
Bitch BibleOf a Certain Breed with Dorothy Wang
Jackie gets into it with #RichKid Dorothy Wang as they break down Lemonade, how to be better on Instagram (not an LC, not yet a Britney), and dish on the new…
Bitch BibleOff the Beam with Greg Bennett
Jackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rejoice in…
Bitch BibleDr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2
It's music to your ears - Part 2 of our latest Dr. Schimmel session. Prepare your Lexapro prescription pad and a stiff drink, because some bitches are about to…
Bitch BibleSnatchy & C*nty with Amy Philips
Jackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Delevingne…
Bitch BibleWhen in Doute with Kristen Doute
Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse…
Bitch BibleDr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1
Dr. Schimmel is back in session and she is not holding back. Tune into some bitches getting burnt on how they should live their lives (there is only one person…
Bitch BibleIt Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder
THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general…
Bitch BibleMénage a Duh with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
Jackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People's Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast of…
Bitch BibleHurt People, Hurt People
Jackie and her turbo-bitch cousin Jo do a roundup of all things Housewives, Vanderpump, and Bachelor and the two take it #TOOFAR when trying to make contact…
Bitch BiblePlease Don't Sue Me
Jackie and her hott mom Christie break down The Bachelor, perks of promiscuity and reminisce over the time Jackie's 85 year old grandma admitted to having sex…
Bitch BibleThe Hoe Whisperer with guest Cardi B
Jackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass, why pimping…
Bitch BibleAnti Squad Goals
Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never…
Bitch BibleBlue Collar Balls with Nicole Aimee Schreiber
Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's…
Bitch BibleUnloveable with Michelle Collins
Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first…
Bitch BibleFor the Wrong Reasons
Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted…
Bitch BibleThat's So Retrograde with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari
Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your…
Bitch BibleHomo She Didn't
Jackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie's…
Bitch BibleDr. Schimmel Feat. Heather Dubrow
Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find…
Bitch BibleGone Girls with Kirsten Doute
Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an…
Bitch BibleBye Felicia! with Scheana Shay
Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria's Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of…
Bitch BibleSTASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves…
Bitch BibleEverybody Goops with Caroline Goldfarb of @officialseanpenn
Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA's, convulse violently while going through Goop's…
Bitch BibleGod Save the Bitch
Jackie delights listeners with another audio diary recorded during her adventures abroad. From shoplifting scones to awkward celebrity encounters and some…
Bitch BibleHonesty is the Bitchiest Policy with Bresha Webb
Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct…
Bitch BibleBoss Ass Bitch with Dana Cody
Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen's new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks 'bitch' is a term…
Bitch BibleDr. Schimmel Part Trois
Third time's the charm - it's another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don't…