Shows / Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Bitch BibleLes MisérOMFG with Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael
Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne…
Bitch BibleDeceased
Jackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculptures…
Bitch BibleJackie Down Under with Joel Creasey
Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also…
Bitch BibleSugar Daddies and Chocolate Dreams with Milan Christopher
Jackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, recognizing…
Bitch BibleCrouching Tiger, Hidden Humper with Dan Fleming
Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences…
Bitch BibleNew Year, Still the Same Bitch
Jackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing to stop…
Bitch BibleTinderella with Austin Kearns
Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our…
Bitch BibleMedium Rare Bitch with medium Monica Ten-Kate
Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family's 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison…
Bitch BibleDr. Schimmel, Part Deux
Dr. Schimmel is back in the office, answering her fans' calls and letters with only the bitchiest wisdom. Never without an inspirational quote, Jackie also…
Bitch BibleBitching Naked with Amy Paffrath
Jackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude. See…
Bitch BibleZombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily Kinney
Emily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop tops and…
Bitch BibleIf You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God
Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha…
Bitch BibleDr. Schimmel
Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self. See…
Bitch BibleJackie and the City
Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get…
Bitch BibleBachelorette Recap!
Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night's Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn's…
Bitch BibleDo It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. Kate
Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's…
Bitch Bible#WIFEY
Jackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie also sheds…
Bitch BibleGirl Interrupted with Brooks Wheelan
Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental…
Bitch BibleDeath, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman
Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent…
Bitch BibleNo New Friends with Heather McDonald
Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor…
Bitch BibleCoco Schimmel with Eric Himel
Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of…
Bitch BibleCrazy, Not Sexy, Cool
Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white…
Bitch BibleTurtle Time with Amy Phillips
Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things…
Bitch BibleCinderchella
Jackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intimate and…
Bitch BibleThe Young and the Reckless
Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They…
Bitch BibleThe Other Sister
Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law. See Privacy Policy at…
Bitch BibleReal Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus
Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and…
Bitch BiblePretty Hurts
Jackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity. See Privacy Policy at…
Bitch BibleCeltic Woman
Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish. See Privacy Policy…
Bitch BibleHave Fun in Iowa
Jackie psycho-analyzes 'The Bachelor' final rose ceremony in this exclusive, 2 day late recap with fellow Bachelor superfan and practical stranger Lauren. See…
Bitch BibleConditional Love
Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment. See Privacy Policy at…
Bitch BibleThe Mo The Merrier
Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo. See Privacy Policy at…
Bitch BibleAll About That Basic
Jackie learns the hard way that she is indeed a "basic" bitch - yoga pants, Mayfair filter and all. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
Bitch Bible50 Shades of Cray
Jackie sits down with the woman that shaped her into the bitch she is today - her mother! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…