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Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Bitch BibleYo Soy Loco.
Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?). See Privacy Policy at…
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Roses Are Red...
Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos. See Privacy Policy at…
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I Can't Make You Love Me
Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.See Privacy…
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Bloated, British and Bitchy.
Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice…
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100% That Bitch
Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife. See Privacy Policy at…
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Not Well B*tch
Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral…
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Jackie Gets Shadow Banned
Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of…
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I Hate (Love) Myself
Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions! See Privacy Policy at…
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A Scolding Cup of Jo
Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any…
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Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp
Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie! See…
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Cancelled.
Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria! See Privacy…
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A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams
Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course…
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C'est Si Bitch!
Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
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Here For The Wrong Reasons
Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more! See Privacy Policy…
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Jackie-palooza
Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy…
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Held Hough-stage
Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt. See Privacy Policy…
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It's Not You, It's Me
Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor…
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Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit
Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand! See Privacy Policy at…
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Lez It Be!
Jackie sits down with friend Taylor Strecker to talk lesbianism, pop culture and the podcasting world! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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BYE! BYE! BYE!
Jackie loses her sh*t when joined by Joey Fatone from N*Sync and Joe Mulvihill to chat pop culture, Britney Spears, public moments of humiliation and so much…
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Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan
Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love…
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Scary Wife, Happy Life Part Deux
Jackie continues to chat with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick about infidelity, marriage and other legally questionable activities. See Privacy Policy at…
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Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1
Jackie sits down with friends Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to chat about keeping a marriage "spicy", podcasting together and…
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Little Brown Bebe Shoes
Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together!…
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Loner Boner
Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance! See…
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Journey with a Capital J!
Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be…
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Reformed Psychos
Jackie and her friend Ruthanne Cunningham sit down to reflect on their past psychotic behavior, why texting an ex boyfriend 78 times is chill, what to do if…
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Ask Jackie (That's Me!)
Jackie has a verbal exorcism and answers listener questions with the finesse of an uncaged hyena. Cue the ear tuck! See Privacy Policy at…
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Unfiltered with Whitney Port
Jackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked weed…
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YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!
Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH…
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How Could I Want More?
Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to the Real…
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#FreeJackie
Jackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on social…
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Nochella with Heather McDonald
Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice…
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Real Talk with Dorit Kemsley
Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion! See Privacy…
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Isn't She Lovely!
Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual…
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Teppanyaki Tears
Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her…
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A Woman Unhinged
Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for…
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The Unlikeability Factor
Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement…
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I'm Off The Deep End
Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three…
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Bitchy Breaking News
Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow! See Privacy Policy at…
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The Return of Jax Taylor
Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning, changing his ways and the benefits of weed. See Privacy Policy at…
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In Margaret Josephs We Trust
Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend. See…
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Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute
Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs. See Privacy Policy at…
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Bitches By Blood
Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures…
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The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp
Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH! See…
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I Have A Dream...
Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love…
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Everything Iconic
Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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New Year, Same Bitch
Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden…
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XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER
Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember. See…
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Hair of The Dog
Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle…
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Everybody's Obsessed With Me
Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean. See Privacy…
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A Latke and Too Much Vodka
Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show…
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The Truth Hurts
Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring. See Privacy Policy at…
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Gobble Gobble Bitches
Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements. See Privacy Policy at…
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The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart
Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty…
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Superfluous
Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life. See…
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Apologies In Advance
Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners. See Privacy Policy at…
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WOKE
Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a…
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Sweetener
Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights…
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Angry Girls Do It Better
Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn. See Privacy…