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Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
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Edible Derangement
Jackie confesses to some morally and legally flexible activity, endures a pregnancy scare, gives her top AmaZon PiCks and why Alec and Hilaria need to send…
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Tan and Grainy
Jackie discusses her alter ego "Jacquie", why Armie Hammer should get a job at Benihana and how to stat the new year on a shamanic diet. See Privacy Policy at…
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Woof Woof Bitch
Jackie deals with Andrew's infidelity, recaps her first meltdown of 2021, preaches new communication skills and pays homage to all the hard passes and fat yups…
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Holidazed and Confused
Jackie chats with best friend Max, explores new wellness trends, recaps her new popstar success and debriefs on all things Real Housewives. See Privacy Policy…
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Hoe Hoe Hoe with Heather McMahan
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places. See Privacy Policy at…
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Fight, Flight or Flounder
Jackie gives updates on her Coronavirus quarantine life, what to do when you make eye contact with a stranger whilst going to the bathroom, Real Housewives…
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Boulevard of Broken Porcelain
Jackie goes off the rails as Covid 19 has infiltrated her home and she questions everything she thought she knew about embellished bodysuits, prosthetic arms…
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Teflon Tits
Jackie recaps her Thanksgiving, her impending pop star career, why she is blacklisted from her local Trader Joe's and offers some words of optimism courtesy of…
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GrATeFuL
Jackie recaps her time at "rehab', shopping addiction, pretty girl privelege (barf), having sex with ghosts and why adult gift exchanges give her hives. Happy…
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Gratitude Adjustment
Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers her. See…
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Delusional, Dangerous and Dorky.
Jackie talks about the election, her high school catfish experience, a brief Covid scare, why you should never call yourself a "bookworm" and how to handle a…
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Pillar of the Community
Jackie pays homage to Sean Connery, talks home decor, braces herself for pregnancy and preaches a "pillar" lifestyle. See Privacy Policy at…
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RIP BITCH.
Jackie discusses her funeral arrangements, the fraudulence of manifesting. Emrata and why she can't wait to go to a Benihana. See Privacy Policy at…
Bitch BibleBottom of the Barrel
Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with Kourtney…
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The Velcro Vagina
Jackie accidentally super glues her vagina shut, recaps "Emily in Paris", criticizes Halloween decor and toxic positivity. See Privacy Policy at…
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Bitch in Bulk.
Jackie chats with best friend Max Bronner about Costco, Helen Keller's new career move and discusses her struggle with OCD. See Privacy Policy at…
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White Lexus Lyfe
Jackie talks about men who drive white Lexus's, atones for her sins, recaps Real Housewives of Potomac and how to live a lie on Instagram! See Privacy Policy…
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You Only Die Once
Jackie sits down with friend Liza Owen to discuss a new murder plan, their current poltergeist situation and how to find your Cambodian nickname. See Privacy…
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Are Balls Webbed?
Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans…
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Content is Life.
Jackie is joined by Kate Kennedy from "Be There in Five" to talk about the podcasting world, bridezillas and the cringe fest of "content lyfe". See Privacy…
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Digital Darwinism
Jackie talks about her first nude photoshoot experience, catches up with her best friend Max, pays homage to Dorinda Medley and the Hough's. See Privacy Policy…
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Monster Masterclass
Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time…
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Thirty, Dirty and Gagging
Jackie celebrates her 30th birthday, instills some misguided life lessons, talks Brandi and Denise, WAP and how to live your best CAPS LOCK LIFE. See Privacy…
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Call Us Daddy
Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating…
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Betty Ford or Bust!
Jackie recaps her first wine tasting experience, the brillo pad erupting from her scalp and all the latest Real Housewives drama. See Privacy Policy at…
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I Run With A Fabulous Circle of People
Jackie is joined by RHONY alum Jill Zarin and Ally Shapiro to reminisce on simpler times and kibbitz about Bat Mitzvahs and why you should cancel your wedding!…
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Mindless > Mindful
Jackie dissects Julianne Hough's morning routine and preaches the benefits of mindlessness. She also answers listener questions! See Privacy Policy at…
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Entanglements and Puka Shells
Jackie does a deep pop culture dive on all things Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, RHONY, Betty Broderick and Ghislaine Maxwell…
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No Rona No Problems
Jackie has a brush with Covid 19, talks Kanye West's potential presidency and reminisces on vintage Real Housewives of Orange County. See Privacy Policy at…
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Stars Are Blind
Jackie calls Grandma Gloria to talk about her new found stardom, Britney Spears and why you shouldn't verbally assault family members at a drive thru! See…
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Silver Linings (feat. Grandma Gloria)
Jackie talks about her first day out of lockdown, TikTok voice, debuts Grandma Gloria's first dance single and how you can get an STD for $4,500 in Vegas. See…
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All Aboard the J-Train
Jackie podcasts with Jared Fried to discuss relationships, charcuterie and podcast LYFE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy…
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Steel Magnolia
Jackie chats Alicia SIlverstone, her husband's rising aesthetic, menstrual cycles and being ghosted by a Real Housewife. See Privacy Policy at…
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Forward Pedaling and Thinking
Jackie has an uncomfortable and honest conversation about white privilege and self awareness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
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Shit's Real
Jackie talks about the scary state of the world, pays homage to the Real Housewives, discusses social credit systems and delights us with a Gloria vocal…
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Rain Woman
Jackie is feeling frisky and fun. She talks about her wedding anniversary, her OCD diagnosis, the importance of accepting your "crazy" side and does some deep…
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Cabin Fever.
Jackie talks about throwing fish tacos at her husband, Bachelor nation happenings, the atrocities of Venmo transactions and checks in with her bff Max. See…
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Unlicensed Therapy with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie showcases her allstar sense of delusion to catch up with friend Stassi Schroeder of "Vanderpump Rules". They talk about her night out with Ramona…
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Morally Compromised
Jackie feels now is the time to be honest with her listeners and admit some morally compromising secrets from the past. She also discusses Katy Perry doing way…
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Quarantine Quties with Heather McMahan
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan about lockdown lyfe, their impending divorces and threesomes with puppies. See Privacy Policy at…
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Emotionz
Jackie checks in with Grandma Gloria, recaps the Real Housewives, expresses her new love for robot vacuums and Governor Cuomo! See Privacy Policy at…
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Let My People Go!
Jackie shares a questionable secret from her past, gives some "Corona Glow Up" tips and answers listener questions! See Privacy Policy at…
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Get a Hobby!
Jackie pays homage to Ramona Singer and recaps RHONy, RHOBH taglines and how to have inside jokes with yourself. See Privacy Policy at…
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Here Kitty Kitty
Jackie talks about finally pushing her husband to the limit, Tiger King and offers some wholesome domestic tidbits. See Privacy Policy at…
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Reframing 101
Jackie enters week 2 of quarantine with spirits high, vodka low and the singing voice of an angel. She talks Covid 19 survival tips, the beauty of rose colored…
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Viral Spiral
Jackie updates listeners on her pandemic mental state, quarantine lyfe and analyzes the Bachelor and RHONJ. It's a ride, buckle the f up. See Privacy Policy at…
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Corona Persona
Jackie sits down with friend Lauren Elizabeth to discuss COVID 19 (yikes), the time Jackie got deleted from Instagram and pay homage to Jessica Simpson.See…
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2020 Vision
Jackie recaps her emotional experience seeing Oprah and participating in Julianne Hough's Kinrgy. She also reminisces on Lizzie McGuire's Oscar snub, the…
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Après Bitch
Jackie recaps her ski trip, discusses the Bachelor, Coronavirus updates, the upsides of sexism and why it's important to come from a place of NO. See Privacy…
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Keyboard Warrior
Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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Tour de Bitch
Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. See Privacy Policy at…
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Jackie Goes On Tour!
Jackie purges her soul before leaving for tour. She talks "The Bachelor", answers listener questions and talks about BOUNDARIES. See Privacy Policy at…
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Schimrgy
Jackie reflects and psychoanalyzes her brush with Hough's and her viral exorcism video. She also touches on "grief groupies", vaginal etiquette and the…
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Narcissism for Dummies!
Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt shop and…
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For Your Journey
Jackie records her first podcast of 2020 and discusses Megxit, Denise Richards alleged lesbian tryst, how to get engaged and not be an awful human. See Privacy…
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2020 HR NIGHTMARE
Jackie gets ghosted by Stephanie Hollman and in a pinch decided to give impromptu year end reviews to her "Coordinator of Chaos" Jacque and producer Taylor…
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Bikeshort Regrets with Brad Goreski
Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
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The Exorcist Could Never!
Jackie has a full Exorcist adjacent experience and discusses Justin Timberlake's apology and why it is important to leave your toilet seat up. See Privacy…
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Sorry Michael Bublé
Jackie basks in the holiday cheer by ripping gift giving, why Jessica Biel needs to lay down the law and her upcoming "fun year". See Privacy Policy at…
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Cat's Out of The Bag!
Jackie sits down with Catt Sadler to discuss modesty, celebrity encounters gone wrong and victim mentality! Jackie apologizes for this episode title. See…