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Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
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Caravan to Nowhere
Jackie is once again alone and miserable in her last weeks of pregnancy alienating the masses by talking about body dysmorphia, objectifying her unborn baby…
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GO TO SLEEP!
Jackie deep dives Bethenny Frankel's social media decisions, romanticizes throwing phones at people and gives some unpopular pregnancy updates. See Privacy…
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Nuclear Tom.
Jackie psychoanalyzes the Vanderpump Rules finale, Taylor Swift and Matt Healy's relationship and pays homage to rough parenting skills. See Privacy Policy at…
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SILVER ALERT.
Jackie is back from a home reno 5150 and ready to get cancelled! She recounts Grandma Gloria almost being abducted, her new problematic event planning business…
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"Oh Scary!"
Jackie is dealing with pregnancy body shaming after a verbally abusive "masseuse" objectifies her. She also deals with her on again off again stalker, runs…
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Rising Phoenix
Jackie survived therapy camp and proves to show little to no growth. She breaks down the psychology behind the Sofia Richie wedding hype, makes a strong case…
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Sirloin, Farewell.
Jackie is away at therapy camp and decides to go out with a bang. She discovers ground beef under her breasts, has a pedicure emergency with Grandma Gloria and…
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Dalai Trauma
Jackie is getting ready for her therapy retreat and for one final purge decides to cancel the Dalai Lama, make a case for consensual beastiality and why we…
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Artichokehold
Jackie has a setback in her blissful pregnancy and considers leaving her marriage to be a single mother feasting on innocent souls and artichoke hearts. See…
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Eucalyptits
Jackie warns listeners of the aesthetic hazards of watching "Daisy Jones and The Six", makes a strong case for Eucalypts girlies and explains why her and…
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Beef Curtain Boundaries
Jackie answers some listener questions, talks about her vagina falling out of her leotard at her sister's wedding and how to instill boundaries in this digital…
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Good as Mold!
Jackie survives a mold infestation and is in her new studio in her old crusty robe strategizing Raquelle Leviss' publicity crisis, deals with yet another nail…
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IT'S ABOUT TOM.
Jackie unpacks the Vanderpump Rules drama, Selena Gomez vs Hailey Bieber (kill me) and shares a low cal shirley temple recipe because she is nothing if not…
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Papaya Poltergeist
Jackie enters dicey pregnancy territory after ingesting a papaya salad, doubles down on her anti- Apple Watch stance and breaks down "Lucky Girl Syndrome" with…
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This One's For Mindy.
Jackie is joined by her best friend and life partner Max Bronner to discuss raising children, why wearing an Apple watch to a wedding is a death sentence and a…
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HOLLYWOOD GLAHM!
Jackie spreads more toxic negativity with public hatred for "Hollywood Glam" home decor, loser baby clothes, Valentines day theatrics, her latest Bling Ring…
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The Hills Have Spies
Jackie reveals the gender of her demon seed, champions Child Labor Laws, recaps the Grammy Awards and advises Pamela Anderson on her eyebrows. See Privacy…
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Once Upon A Mormon...
Jackie almost has a euphoric encounter with a Mormon but unstead gets sold solar panels after witnessing a geriatric woman being dragged by a great dane. She…
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Soup for The Soul
Jackie delivers a moving poem to Lenny Hochstein, explains how she ended up at a real housewives shabbat dinner and ruins any chance of being invited to Tulum…
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Mama Bear!
Jackie has been keeping a secret and is with child. She blames "hormones" while she alienates most of her audience by eviscerating women on the internet…
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HaPpY 2023 xO jAcKiE!
After a week long sabbatical Jackie is back just in time for some New Years perspective to discourage you and remind you that change is not in your future. She…
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New Money Valley Stripper
Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get guests and deep…
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Hard Boiled Bitch
Jackie addresses "hard boiled egg girls", why headbands are the devil, Harry and Megan and the White Lotus finale! See Privacy Policy at…
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Petty Hurts!
Jackie embraces the holiday season and celebrates the freeing element of hate in all forms. She talks about why hair accessories trigger her, petty bitches…
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Winter Is Coming.
Jackie enters the holiday season with a bang. She is tackling Balenciaga, tufted furniture, and everything else in her fraudulently festive wake. Grab your…
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Barely There and Breathtaking
Jackie enters the holiday season with tips on how not to embarrass yourself, discusses some Katink fashion philosophies and how she broke up Harry and Olivia…
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Keep One Eye Open
Jackie recaps her Harry Styles experience, reflects on why people hate her and dodges pink eye from Grandma Gloria See Privacy Policy at…
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Quality Control.
After collosally fucking up her pre-recorded episode Jackie shows the integrity of a true professional by freeballing a new episode all in the pursuit of…
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Shabby Shriek
Jackie has a psychotic break after trying to help write music for local small businesses, has a stroke at Jennifer Lopez's home decor and offers Beverley…
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Calcutta Bitch
Jackie recaps her journey to Anaheim, reviews Taylor Swift's new album and gives you some do's and don'ts for Halloween! See Privacy Policy at…
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Feral 4 Cheryl
Jackie reminisces on her old neighbor Cheryl, makes a case for child labor and dissects housewives fashion and her first time pretending to do cocaine! See…
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Jewish Not Homeless
Jackie and new friend Ali Kolbert enter an ever timely conversation on feminist issues, fronting the homeless crisis, self esteem and scissoring! See Privacy…
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Bonergainvillea
Jackie discusses fetishizing, her recap of "Don't Worry Darling", donating her eggs and why she stands with Kathy Hilton. See Privacy Policy at…
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Reflecting and Deflecting!
Jackie celebrates the Jewish New Year by repenting for her sins and making amends to the woman she sabotaged at the Gucci outlet. She also recaps her family…
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Je Suis Yahabibi
Jackie is back from Paris and breaks down her trip including the time she lost the opportunity to be a Princess and get a Birkin bag, pays homage to Leonardo…
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I'm Worried Darling.
Jackie fantasizes about Michael Buble retiring, chats FASHION WEEK, gives a PSA on sex trafficking and breaks down the psychological trauma of the "Don't Worry…
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C'est La Weave!
Jackie gets conflict free hair extensions, shares her Paris travel guide and has a sexual experience with a car salesman! See Privacy Policy at…
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Waterboard Me!
Jackie tackles some new wellness trends, breaks down her perfect day, makes a spiritual connection with a bird and explains "Universal Reverse Psychology". See…
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Jaaaaaaack!
Jackie recaps a traumatic trip to the nail salon with her Grandma Gloria who is in the desperate pursuit of Hailey Bieber nails, puts a kibosh on the fall…
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Sky's The Limit!
Jackie shares a traumatic story of losing an overpriced midi dress on the 101 freeway whilst transporting wood, deep dives Taylor Swift lesbian fan fiction and…
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Keeping It Relatable!
Jackie has a few home renovation setbacks, discusses the Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson break up (oy vey), the time she robbed Jennifer Lawrence and her…
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Jewcahontas
Jackie pulls a full Winona Ryder at her latest funeral fashion show, gives marital tips on how to keep it spicy, and harnesses her inner Pocahontas! See…
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LeO sEaZon
Jackie issues a public apology, shares her rough start to Leo season and how she made contact with her dead mom. See Privacy Policy at…
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JE SUIS PETTY!
Jackie explains why Michael Buble has ruined her entire life, how to find self worth at the Home Depot and what to do when you find your husband playing guitar…
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Candy Corn Chloroform
Jackie goes on a pre-Leo season bender and drops a new Halloween precautionary song for the kiddos, Jen Shah arrest, her newest act of philanthropy and why…
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Mental Manila Folder
Jackie updates you on her Italian parasite, Leo season energy, Julianne Hough and her alleged tampon disposal and other legally dicey terrain. See Privacy…
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La Dolce Diarrhea
Jackie is back from Italy with memories and an alleged tapeworm. She has a rare honest moment of feminism, recaps her travels abroad, her altercation with Peta…
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Phone A Friend!
Jackie answers listener questions and offers verbally abusive misguided life advice! Because maybe everything is actually all your own fault. See Privacy…
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Sister Act!
Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use…
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Dead Bird Disco
Jackie recovers from Covid and shares her new funky way of detracting birds, cries during home renovations, Britney Spears wedding coverage and also justice…
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Hoe-vid Abduction
Jackie gets coronavirus for the second time and fights for her life with a real time alien encounter. Please send Zinc and Demi Lovato. See Privacy Policy at…
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Blame It On The Dramamine
Jackie is back on American soil and enters a stream of conscious balls deep in dramamine. She talks Taylor Swifts bangs, RHOBH Kathy Hilton drama, supports…
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Meet Me at Alcatraz!
Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez…
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Dead Mom Sh*t
Jackie celebrates Mother's Day with her little sister to reminisce on their childhood, benefits of gentle bullying and why Franklin needs to make a call to…
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Little Brown Bebe Balls
Jackie sits down to deep dive the suburban sexual escapades of Alexis Neiers Haines. Topics include strap ons, ball stomping, open relationships and more…
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Octopus Jewpaccio
Jackie addresses her impending cancelation after consuming octopus carpaccio, deep dives Earth Day, the stupid Revolve Festival and her dog sharting on an…
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Meet Cute with Tinx!
Jackie is joined by internet friend Tinx to discuss the weird world of social media, preferred grooming habits, psychoanalyzing drink choices and general girl…
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Love Always, Mandy!
Jackie recaps things she is currently hating, pays homage to Mandy Moore's digital media presence, gets fingered by Al Pacino (allegedly) and has an experience…
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Big Mistake, Huge.
Jackie debriefs on the Grammy's, her Deux Moi redemption moment and why faux quirky is the new pandemic of 2022. See Privacy Policy at…
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Queen Bitchard
Jackie recaps the Oscars, tries to raise Joan Rivers from the dead for some unfiltered fashion commentary and reminisces on her deep love for the Macaroni…