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Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
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Bitch Bible Classics: Velcro Vagina
Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice…
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So High School
Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Love, Baby
Jackie promotes her soon to be award winning short film documenting her recent experience with the NASDAQ billboard in New York, and revisits the time she was…
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Imposter Foster Sister
Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world! Thanks for supporting my…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Prank Calls
Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
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Despair in Times Square
Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Caesar Salad Scissor Sisters
Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad…
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Fully Activated with Lindsay Hubbard
Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Cardi B
Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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Kappa Kappa Kyle!
Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Cousin Jo
After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath…
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Met Ball Tuesday!
Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors!…
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Bitch Bible Classics: Michael Rapaport
We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend…
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Petty Young Thing
Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week! Thanks for…
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I Have Rabies.
Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about…
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Glochella
Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50…
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Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan
Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you…
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She Hath Risen!
Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news…
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Losers Lose
Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis…
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Calma Calma Chameleon
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my…
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Parisian Secretion
Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She…
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Lights! Camera! Rosacea!
Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for…
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Micromanaged Frappucino
Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in…
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Amoxichillin
Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland! See…
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Jiffy Ja'dore
Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent…
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Problematic Popstarz
Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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Kooky for Pookie!
Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion…
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Uncut Gems
Jackie has a traumatizing experience at her local market that ends in tamiflu tears. We also unpack Aritzia (like why), how not to behave at a breakfast brunch…
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RAT MODE
Jackie has another altercation with Grandma Gloria, discusses mob wife aesthetic, recaps the toxic desire for relevancy a la Monika from Real Housewives and…
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ThIs LiTtLe LyFe
Jackie is back from the Bahamas and recaps being a hands off mother abroad, makes fun of influencers (shocker), talks Golden Globes, RHOSLC finale theories and…
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2024
Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney…
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Rabies & Rizz
Jackie s fighting for her life and marriage before the holidays. She almost enters a cabernet crime scene, gets attacked by a bat and is on the brink of a…
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Hannukunt
Jackie enters the holiday season with marital tension after her husband refuses to write her a new pop song. She also recaps her Bravocon adjacent hanukkah…
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THAT'S SUPER!
Jackie is guiding light for the LGBTQIA+ community, has an awkward confrontation at a furniture outlet, slings some lukewarm takes on this weeks celebrity…
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Multicultural Mama
Jackie uncovers some extremely problematic home videos and would like to take ownership and apologize to her community. We also go over the Goop gift…
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DIABOLLY
Jackie is a patron of the arts and goes to a film screening, gives tips on how to be toxic this holiday season, reprimands Caitlyn Jenner for being problematic…
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Let It ... Snow?
Jackie sits down with Madi Murphy from the Bad Broadcast to talk about Mormonism, embarrassing wedding behavior and the girls offer a stunning vocal…
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Errors Tour
Jackie recaps Bravocon happenings, how to evict a gerbil from your rectum, plays charades with Grandma Gloria and answers some listener burning questions. See…
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Live, Laugh, Ling Ling!
Jackie gets cancelled for appropriating appetizers, discusses celebrity Halloween lewks, tries to nurture her own telekinesis and discusses group socialization…
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WWBMD?
Jackie almost becomes a monk,stalks Beverley Mitchell and buys fake designer sunglasses from the dark web. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
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FUCK HUMMUS
Jackie has an actual psychotic break after a long day with her grandmother, husband and screaming baby. After getting into a wardrobe altercation with her…
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143 Nyquil
Jackie discusses the atrocities going on in Israel, why we should cancel that bitch Goldilocks, rude celebrities and explores problematic Halloween lewks! See…
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Social as a Seabass!
Jackie talks about internal happiness, recaps Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the time she was a death doula on a plane and Handy Andy makes a lackluster…
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Atone For What?
Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur by not atoning because she is perfect. She talks about Olivia Rodrigo, kegels, antisemitism and how to not be so annoying on the…
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THAT'S SO FUNNY?
Jackie gets baby shamed by a woman named Trish, threatens legal action against the Anne Frank musical headed to Broadway, addresses Shannon Beadors legal…
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Stranger With My Sauce
Jackie dreams of Cheryl carving pumpkins, teaches you how to get more by doing less, the dangers of microbangs and has a new suburban nemesis. See Privacy…
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The Grass is Bottega Green.
Jackie thinks about starting a fictitious feud with other podcasters and realizes the grass is actually greener on the other side of motherhood. We recap…
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"Do Your Research!"
Jackie is back from maternity leave and discussing the Rachel/Bethenny interview, preparing her home for a visit from Child Protective Services, has a special…
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AsK Me NoThInG WiTh JaCqUiE
Jackie ventures into uncharted waters by doing an "ask me anything" episode to strengthen her connection to her community! See Privacy Policy at…
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The Gayfather Part Duex
It's Leo season and Jackie is joined by her morally bankrupt best friend Max to discuss all the things (literally can't remember what the hell we talked about…
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The Return of Stassi Schroeder
Jackie sits down with friend Stassi Schroeder to discuss motherhood, cancellations and Mormon candle culture. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…
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I Had A Fucking Baby.
Jackie is still in postpartum diapers and giving all the dirty details about the birth of her son. Starting with an alleged cease and desist and ending with an…
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The Gayfather Pt 1
Jackie is joined by her babies godmother Max Bronner. I can't really remember what we talked about but I am sure it's very offensive and for that we half…
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La DoLcE ViTa!
Jackie has not given birth yet and verbally assaults her audience on the tail end of this 40 year pregnancy. She also disccuses Kardashian drama, Drake's…
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Sassy & Septic!
Jackie gets fisted both medically and metaphorically in the last week of her pregnancy enduring a plumbing crisis, an emotional journey to TJ Maxx a la…
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For America!
Jackie celebrates the Fourth of July by sharing all the things she hates about our country and its patrons! Including but not limited to: Target, Mother…
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Preparation H
Jackie has hemorrhoids, new psychological warfare tips and a not so sunny disposition as she enters the final days of her pregnancy. She covers "The Idol"…
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Reserve Fuel
Jackie is on reserve fuel and using her final battery percentage to assasinate martini reels, the new feminist agenda, being haunted by her dead mother, broken…
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Sur La Lab(ia)
Jackie is struggling in the final moments of her pregnancy. She recaps the final Vanderpump Rules reunion, her most recent parking lot verbal altercation and…
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Pride & Prejudice?
Jackie dedicates this episode and the entirety of its offensive contents to the gays. She recaps her babymoon, close encounter with Beverley Mitchell and her…