Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt
Santa's Evil Brother. Watch Eventually List. Austin Butler City Limits. Pirate O's. Know Your Cassowary. Roll Out Magnatron! Nerd Porn. Low key tangent. it…
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TMS 2738: Atlantis Morrisette
Cheese and Octopus Feet. Get Out of My Dreams. And Puke in my Car. Urine, for a great meal! Licking the Floor of the Ball Pit. Is it too early for an octopus…
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TMS 2737: Farting on Cables
Guardians of the Galaga. Too Much Radioation! Ask Your Doctor if Band Meeting is right for you. Frigga - I hardly Know Her. Are Frogs Gay Cos I like Really…
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TMS 2736: A Whole Different Pig
How Do Camels Work, Because I REALLY Want To Know! One does not simply walk into Nerdtacular. I don't like checking my A1-Ceeeeeeeeeeee!! Jude Law Law Land…
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TMS 2735: Sir, That's A Duck
Flamboyant Barista. Ancient Make-out Grounds. Isn't there a Duck called Penguin something. GoFundMe a Louisiana purchase. Hackberry Hill. Exorcising Horny…
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TMS 2734: B Tier Vices
Bad tasting font. A horizontal guy. Native dromedary. Tar pit buttered popcorn. Working Tingles. insufficient Vices. Is a car a puppet? Cuz I'd like really…
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TMS 2733: Cheesey Weezy
Brian checks his drawers. Is queso cheese cuz I like really wanted to know?????????? nipples on top of nipples. Mount me in the air. Jim Bro Mine. Astounding…
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TMS 2732: The Mourning Scream
Is Tom Too Early For A Korean Taco. Flesh flakes. Is There a Ring game called Elden Something. Hard as balls with Dunaway. Dry ASS CHICKEN. Holy Poopin Wild…
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TMS 2731: Comic Con-Clave
Eff that all the way up the Eff Mountain. Yoga pants and whatnots. John Cardboard Extra Speedo. I'm Type ABBA Blood. A little side prick. Judge Judy and…
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TMS 2730: The Pope Supremacy
Turkey Straw. Are you ready to receive my limp, limp chip? The Great Vatican Pope Off. Poperection. Cutting open a bag with Occam's Razor. Bounty Bleacher Butt…
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TMS 2729: Flip Lish Leesh
Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. TMS with Scott and Stitch. The Business Part of the Costume. Leprechaun pick up line. Hallo is it Ween You're Looking For…
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TMS 2728: What is Arkanoid
Berkshire Von Elmer. Onion rings worth the shits. Old White Man Noise. Velveeta Apples. Come To The Coverville Grill. There Are FOUR PINGS! Omagoodness…
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TMS 2727: Itchy No No
Preshowing into the Void. Honky Dong. Is it too early for a learning sandwich? Kevin can F his car. Attack of the Grow Light Tomatoes. Poop News w/ Dr. Gerry…
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TMS 2726: Loppity Hoppers
Where’s my free stuff. Doink Doink! Bracing for Snow. Kia TARDIS. Incessant Talking is NOT a Sport. Eternal Head Planet. hungry for a guy on a guitar. Do You…
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TMS 2725: Wedging Matilda
The Alopecian Trail. No Wendi, No Kim and No Lt Yar! Some Weird Baby with a Nostril Problem. Pet Porker Permit. Short Show, Scott Is Seeing A Vampire…
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TMS 2724: Mowing Skeletons
Thick Wide Margins. Veering Off into Hoo Hoo Ha. Show me your Money Balls. Chubby Guy from the Other Thing. Coke, Meth, Fentanyl, comics, and an Elantra, but…
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TMS 2723: Zonal Splattage
Swooshes, Splats, and Dynamic Ribbon Devices. Bush Fish Update. Melodic in my Metal. The untamed baboon heart. Gotta Take a Dump to Be Sure. Stop liking us so…
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TMS 2722: Soylent People
I hate a Paraaaaaaaaaaaaade. Keep your clams clean. Say hello to my little kid. Horse Men doing Horse things. Night of the Living Dorks. Swiss Cheese Tooth…
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TMS 2721: Horse in The Attic
Broken Nose Whatshisname McGee. Topless Shoplifting. Teacher not a T-Shirt. You get No Sopa, No Ropa, and No Lieutenant Yar! Salem and Hutch. Brat Pack…
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TMS 2720: Screw McDuck
Cheaters are Eaters of Peters. Was it the flu shot, or am I just old. Monitoring NORAD during Trivia. Sucking the Fun Out of Something Fun. Kiss Cam Control…
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TMS 2719: Sirius Blech
Mothers in Law - May Contain Nuts. The Sitting Brian Ibbott. Orange Envy. TMS Friday - Don't Not Be There! Indigenous Spice. Aquamanphobia. Comet Jones. Green…
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TMS 2718: Roughly Naked
They Wanged and Also Chunged. 80s Computer Beige. The Ding Dongs Complain about the Bell Curve. Average Sufferer. There's always a fan where there's poo…
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TMS 2717: Sneaky Little Hole
No Thursday, No Wendi, and no Lt Yar! Melvin's gonna hit the dong. 8 to 9 inches of fish. Frankenfeeder. The Selfie Flap. Eddie Van Vedder. Taint nothing but a…
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TMS 2716: Wrong Swanson
Is it too early for a Chicken Big Mac? Save The Geese! GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Kimchi is Key. Window Fidgeter. Worry groovin. A Fun Backside. I don't like Pee…
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TMS 2715: Noodle Tax
Spurb Your Enthusiasm. Rocket tubes! Wickedly Talented Adele Denim. I Do Like Geneseeeeeeeeee. Assaulted Pecans. Pervasive Nut. Curving Our Wheels. Lets test…
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TMS 2714: Skanky Pigeons
Texas as hell. The iPad of Honor. The Famous Bob. A nutty cult. Dry, Bitter and from Georgia. We are the World Colon. Pecans. May Contain Nuts. Meat Pants…
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TMS 2713: Unsurprisingly Heartless
In-N-Outback. Illegal Use of Testicles. You may kiss the bride, bitches. No Show for Schmos Tho. The shark ate my punchline. Stuck between a Rock and a Nissan…
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TMS 2712: Dave's Cable
I Can See Fiber From My House. South East Eat-Up. Stewardess, I Ordered the Non-Mouse Meal. The Dumbest of the Rings. Pete Rose Folded. Brian's meat is the…
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TMS 2711: Crumply Little Mess
I Don't Like Cereal and Kimcheeeeeeeeee. C3PFaux. No News, No Internet, and No Lt. Yar. Rock-Hard Sweaty Men. Manic Pixie Bench-presser. The one hand case…
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TMS 2710: Frisbee Tots
Chicken Toenail Sauce. You'll get NO !s, NO Tali, and NO LT YAR! I don't like my food on a Frizbeeeeeeeeee! Jamaican jerk. How to Milk a Soybean. Welcome to…
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TMS 2709: Bammit
Sermon on the Mountain Dew. Personal Trash Can Pizza. Between Two Farts. Brian I. Bot. WinAmplification with Tom. Kneel before ZOT. Podfarting. Covervilles…
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TMS 2708: A Comfortable Bosom
Fancy Dragon. Death By Rube Goldberg. Big Horn Brian. I don't like the Wilhelm SCREEEEEAAAAAM!! The Hustler, the Muscler, and the Weirdo. Crotch Pocket. Eat…
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TMS 2707: Pizza Pi
Covid Butt Version. Pin Trading: In it for the Pricks. Projectile Van-mtting. Tasty Taxi. Left, Right, and Central Tenants. Slob of Wasted Flesh. Shut up dude!…
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TMS 2706: Covidiocy
Dusty Black Balls. Do you feel lumpy, pump? Good Luck, COVID Head. I love Jeff Goldberg. How Now, Thousand Pound Cow. Dr. Mario Poop Pills. Peter Pan Era. Wet…
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TMS 2705: Paint Your Head
Dueling CAPSLOCK. Monibot. Haitian Cat Recipes. My legs are dead, Gym. Brian's Bobble Bump. Whittling: the Original 3D Printer. Cookie Cutter Bro. Listen While…
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TMS 2704: Spork Talk
Garlic Aioli Borealis. Team Dunawamy. Kim Spores Johnson. I forgot it's Remembrance Day. I got disoriented when I went to peeeeeee. Slap Your Momma Banana Nut…
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TMS 2703: Taylor Sweat
Chicken I Found. A Poker for Your Crevices. You Don't Know Jack, Friend. Too Early To Get A FLU Sandwich? Tawk Tua the hand. I don't like bugs I cannot…
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TMS 2702: Friendsville
The Orgs of Orgrimar. Squirt a Zunecast. Interrobang - I'll ask ya, then I'll Bang ya. It Got Me In The Cissy Chute. Achewillow with Amy Frost. A very Ibbot…
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TMS 2701: Bill & Ted Go To Hell
We Saw This and Hated It. Penis von Lesbian. Zoe does WHAAAAAAAT. Bike Immunity. SKIM-podcaster gets skimmed. Alfie Adjacent. Dick Van Scandal. Newspaper Face…
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TMS 2700: Let My Chickens Cake
All the whittling. Satanic Pecan. Crispy Pickles By the Stove. Tech Time with Little Tommy Merritt. Wasp-Plaining. Mom, Thanks For All the Labor. He has the…
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TMS 2699: Big Potato Energy
Red On-Air Broncos. Fried Potato Root. Coke Adjacent. Wee Ball of Chicken. You Get NO Rest, NO Peace & NO Lt Yar! Multiple Ionics. Hush chips. Costco Flats…
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TMS 2698: Needa Person
Skateboard for the Lord. Is it Too Early to get a Sand Clamwich. The Shape of Coke Zero. BladeAlienPredatorRunner. Fans of Fanning are Fanning their Fannies…
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TMS 2697: Crap Carp
I Sing'd and was Dinged. Hardcore Teet. That Movie Was Bad Meat In My Sandwich. Suzanne Vague. Sticking to the Gig. Six Flags Jr. Only Murdering Songs in the…
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TMS 2696: Rant Appropriate
Boner Pill Sushi. Floor Fries. Just for Cosplay for Men. It's Morning Somewhere. Country Music Senior Moment. Then you shall have no keys, no toilet paper and…
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TMS 2695: Just Wung It
Star Search Is Processed Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Ending with the Starter. What's in your Morgan Wallet? The Sound of Shifting Sharon Stone. A…
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TMS 2694: Thai Land
Scissoring flights. Thairana Grande. Brian Ibbott, seniors bracket arcade tournament. Boning 747. Wear Your Safety Diaper During Lightning Strikes. Sting Ray…
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TMS 2693: The Dick Bees
A brush with GOATness. The Barracuda People. The Wailin Jennies. Really into Procreating. Salt N Peppa and maybe some Paprika. Color Misregistration with Tom…
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TMS 2692: Bolivian Nose Candy
Vamposer. Palm facing. Do Evil On Your Own Time. CroonchyStars...BorkBork! Raviolo. Knife-Splaining. (v) I Often Wake Up To Peeeeeeeee. Isnât there a candy bar…
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TMS 2691: Cröonchy Stars
Lactive Shooter. Let's a Show Do. Active Milker at the Target. Just Another Panic Monday. Slam these jugs on the ground. The ladies like Romulus. Dunaway…
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TMS EXTRA: Let's talk about Deadpool & Wolverine!
WARNING, this is chock full off spoilers around the movie. :) Also joining us, Brian D. and Randy from Film Sack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
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TMS 2690: Plushy Facehugger
Stinky Kid Waffle Pants. Asian don't raisin. Dessert Ramen. Great Joy Nub. Bright lamp aging. Aspirin zombies. inconvenient convenience fees. Facehugger-proof…
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TMS 2689: Amazing Underpants
Pushing a Johnson. Third Monday. Popcorn Ass Movie. He Knows Where that Butter Goes. Shift+Fart. Toasty Michael Clark Duncan. Canadian Snicker laws with…
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TMS 2688: Ghost Plumbers
You'll get NO long show, NO Wendi, and NO Lieutenant Yar! Battle Dildos. This Baby Valley Is Uncanny. Thou Shalt Not Look. Lyfting my mom. Not Too Groggy To…
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TMS 2687: The Tolbert Signal
Yup, now it's decorative. Vampire Humperdinck. Tinker Tailor Tuber Style. I Don't Trust SSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. No Dill for our Pickles. Birdum's…
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TMS 2686: Stephen Stealgull
Chum Nipples. Wake Up! Scott Will Never Do Another Makeup! Crabs Chasing Amy. I Don't Like Omega THREEEEEEE!!! Dinged for Dong. NUDE Gallagher. The Morning…
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TMS 2685: Loofa Rigno
The Dipsy Chips! Hello from the MRI. Lastname is Placebo. The Soup Nazi had more people! Feet Flavored with Brian Dunaway. Sweaty for the first song. There are…
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TMS 2684: Flipping Heck
I can't be the Karen. FDAs Most Wanted. Monster sea booger. Tyson Bones. Connections to Big Chicken. You get NO Colgate, NO Flouride, and SIGNIFICANTLY LESS…
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TMS 2683: Tubular Meat
The Lee Majors Train Has Passed. I like being Covid FREEEEEEE! We're On Smoko. Waxing Mom's Nipples. Do You Honk? Taco Bell Content. The Wearable Third Wheel…
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TMS 2682: Chasing Amy Pickles
Like a B movie. Except with Wasps. Say Hello to My Little Fin! Cocaine Shark do-do-do-do.Pools of Dead. 12 Points for a Plastic Spider Ring. Bye, Felicia! Full…
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TMS 2681: Surge Purge
I don't like Multi-Streeeeam. YouTube Makes Me Twitch. The Marvelest Mr. Ibbott. Fed in the dark by hunchbacks. Olympic Sex Village. Leave A Turd In Her…