Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2680: Tall Narcissists
You Get NO Brian, NO Wendi & NO Lt Yar! Booster Hearts. FDA Special Agent. Baby Bird Burrito. There's more to Ireland than Lucky Charms. Science Adjacent…
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TMS 2679: Roomba Clanahan
Competitive Sweeping. Sneaky Alligator. That 70s restaurant. Karen Butthole. Home Malone. Everyone back in the Poo! Golden Starship Trooper Girls. Flaking Off…
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TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky
You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac &…
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TMS 2677: Pez Zero
No faking Mr. Pancake. McAddict. Inside Stephanie's pet. Being Gentle with Brian's Thing. The Morning Unboxing. Rough time in shipping. Fiddle Farting with…
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TMS 2676: Jeebies On The Side
Boober Shells. Mr. Pancake and the hamsters. Tortilla Size Floppy Disks. The Wrong Kind of Oniony. Hostess Twinks. No peach shall touch the grass! 3 month…
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TMS 2675: 4 Alarm Diaper
Is it too early for a piss sandwich? Duodenum, Denim, and Dunaway. Porch Pirate Pooch. Korean Soup. Infinite Leash. Wordle distracted dog walker. Rub the…
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TMS 2674: Kinda Hootery
Nun in the Bucket. Hootie at Hooters. Mr. Roboto cohost. Weird meat nugget. Poop on Glass. All the Suddens. Snakes Gonna Snake. Bite Twice to Neutralize…
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TMS 2673: Rubbin' Nubbins
Anal Funnel Cake. How to train your algorithm. The devil made this table. Space Camel Toe. She Spoke with her Fist. You'll Get No Data, No Chemistry, and No Lt…
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TMS 2672: OnlyFusedFans
You get No Ads, No micro-transactions and NO Lt Yar! Skintro. Can't stiff the Lyft. I've Been Swipped & Swapped. Welcome To Ibbott Cab: Cash, Grass or Ass?…
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TMS 2671: Hairyola
Tina for scale. The Morning Nonsense. Brian Ibbott Fan Expo. Nipple Business. Vegetables of Courage. Thrust and Torque in the pool. Moist Fireworks. Hot Fart…
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TMS 2670: Puke-a-chu
So-de-licious. Hairy Metal with Dunaway. Tomorrow we Celebrate FREEDOM... Freedom from TMS. Rah! Rah! Wrong team! The Cracks in Tina. Well Pat my Cheese steak…
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TMS 2669: Bees Louise
Eyeball Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Goth Elvis Impersonator. Hey ChatGPT write me a Rant about whether AI Prompters are Artists. Soaking the nub. Forbidden…
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TMS 2668: Munkeys and Dunkeys
The Fat Bastard Alternative. Shake him off my turd. Bikerack Mountain. Big Fella? What the Hella? Powered By Pickle Juice. Human free zoo time. I don't like…
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TMS 2667: Modularity Jockularity
Two Guys, a Package, and a Ring Camera. No Chris Brown, No Cooch, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Wife likes normal speed. Neighbor man, cool, manly, and convincing…
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TMS 2666: Yawn Rock
Brian Ibbott is back like a vertebrae. Pinata massengill. Tubal Litigation. You shall not password! How Lame is Your Claim. Peeping through the pee hole…
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TMS 2665: What the FORK is that
Bakatakatikabadaka. Starts Latka, Ends Watto. Hand Pulling My Noodle. Space Avatar Tyler Mephistopheles. Big-Eyed Girl Genre. If I'm talking, I'm Podcasting…
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TMS 2664: The Bleau Veneau
Buried in man chest hair. Donald Sutherland wasn't our fault. The Saddest Price. A remote Ibbott. Unzip the Hip. There Are TWO Stripes. Vexilogical Vexation…
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TMS 2663: Now Hornet Free!
Put up a SARSguard. Small town Dicks. Ask your doctor if Finestra is right for you. Obi-Wan Podsafe. Scott's Twin Desire. People Need the Butt. I don't want to…
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TMS 2662: Slippery Chicken
No TMS tomorrow, it's Juneteenth! Tubi or Not Tubi. My buzzers are in the wrong place. Rimming Everything. Interfenestration. Scott shoots hummus from his…
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TMS 2661: Booty McFailface
Anniversary of sliding down the chute. do birds sound like dinosaurs, I like really wanted to know. A Faster Way to Lube Your Chain. That's NO Reset Hole. Sake…
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TMS 2660: Kissing Kansas
Moist Owlettes. Subaru Juggalo. Spaghetti Midwestern. High Percentage of Wackadoo. Optimus Prime Megatron. This diner is so good you'll bust a gut! Bjork It…
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TMS 2659: Two Wasps, One Stone
Pee Scrapings. Uncle Tubby. Yaaard Situation. We Hear Kim Eyerolling. Asymmetrical nipples. Don't Come To TMS To Learn Stuff. If the 1940's were a person. Hard…
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TMS 2658: Midnight Duds
Brilliant at night, stupid in the morning. I don't like Judgemental BEEEEEEEEES. You'll have no honey, no wax, and NO LT YAR! The only thing to sphere is…
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TMS 2657: Newman Gnome
Kim's Chi. Chadpool. If He Dies, It's Not Us. Cranking the Nipple. The Heat of the Cool. The Frollo is also cursed. Hey there scooter boy, get off the lawn…
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TMS 2656: Nose Raisins
LEAVE BULLWINKLE ALONE! Don't Moose Around. My fancy spider-man shirt. Practice Peter. Looking for the purple banana. Air Chimpanezes. Nilly Wellson. Constant…
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TMS 2655: Nine-Toes Nick
Too Much Rear, Not Enough Window. There are places you hang washing. It's content until it's creepy. Come for the Loins. Stay for the Butt. Lefty Nipple McGee…
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TMS 2654: Eat the McRich!
I Wanna Be a Bone Doctor. Shoulder Shake Butt Slap. Fettuccini: the other F word. I've seen your parents, Dick! Woody McWooderson. She Didn't Want to be an…
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TMS 2653: This One's For Allen
Feces Piecees. Bag of Gizzards. Expected Jerkness. 99 Shit Balloons. I'm a Salad Believer. Peanut Eminem. Goblins of Democracy. Meat spill. Dump the salad in…
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TMS 2652: Summon the Beekeeper
Blow It Like an NES Cartridge. Road-Ragey Dicknose. Bonkâs Cork, Utah. I'm Going Vintage. Gray-Haired Jack-Knife. One Of Our Dans. Edward Batmanson. It's still…
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TMS 2651: Shuckelheads
Spine, Crackle, Pop! I Don't Like Alpha Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Chevy Shovette. Brian's carbonated meat woman. Your Princess is In Another Axis…
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TMS 2650: Serial Senior Slingshot Shooter
I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeves. Don't pee so close to me. Scott has not scene ALL of Furiosa yet. Bars In The Basement. Pounding Patrons Down Your Throat. Not…
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TMS 2649: Ivan The Frequent
Red On Air John. Hose under the nose. The Elvers Have Left The Building. Upper class crackheads. Lego dogs. He's Really Into Cars. Don't Go To The Crack…
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TMS 2648: Backyard Funyun Factory
Carter can move the hornets. The MangoLeers. Distracting familiars. Skinny For No Reason. ALL YOU CAN EAT RICE!! Salem's not a Lot, with Dunaway. Eleven Hooha…
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TMS 2647: Grandma McFlurry
Shade on Cox. Coffee Adjacent. Tik Tok Hot Pot. Let's Taco Bout Sandwiches. Scott is a Fungi. The worst part of waking up is Postum in your cup! Previous…
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TMS 2646: Flavored Water Polo
That Phone has Call Screaming. Is Time Real Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. I Don't Like Buckeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! Ol' Gamy Johnson. Knobby Brown Things…
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The Therapy Show S2E0: New Beginnings
An important word from Scott & Wendi. :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2645: Schrodinger's Marriage
You'll have no portal, no midnight pizza, and no Lt. Yar! My Big Fat Frogpants Wedding. I always feel like the pencil is watching me! The Brest of Denver. A…
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TMS 2644: Fort Boyardeee
Whiff of Ibbott. Glove Box of Holding. The Cameron Wipe. Baldwin Bush. No More Cruise, Just Hanks. How Is Your Camel Toe Doing? What's In Scott's Eyedrops…
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TMS 2643: Suing Your Oates
You Get NO Niles, NO Daphne & No Lt Yar! Ibbott and Costello. DJ CoolWhip. What does the Colon Say? Alcoholic Fresca. Tiny home, huge pantry in basement…
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TMS 2642: The Herps
Printing The Plug Hole. Everyone Loves Dunaway. Hot Soft Bananas In Your Area. Benny & The Jessirits. You'll get no onions, small portions and no Lt Yar. Milk…
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TMS 2641: General Consumer Spicy
They pelted us with rocks and garbage. Who Runs Molar Town? Master Blaster Runs Molar Town. Like Borgnine. Only Naked. The Tooth Fairy is a Nark. Dentistopia…
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TMS 2640: Brief and Feeble
Save It For The Sack. Dory the Explory. No Core, No TMS and No Lt Yar! There Were THREE Bodies. Dungeon Murder - The Trading Card Game. Yawn's Yob. Reverse…
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2639: Post Capone
Chicken Hat. You can't have your Cake and listen to it, too. I don't like STREAMING Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! A Little Butt Lip. I survived the…
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TMS 2638: Death by Pancakes
Delineated Ibbotts. Stop killin' the villain. Diplomatic Technicality. The Pot's Not Free, so Go Home! Large Hands and Girthy Cans. What happened in TMS Vegas…
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The TMS Vegas Live Show - 2024
This was our live show from the Sand Dollar in downtown Las Vegas, Nevada! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2637: A Moist Hug
Cobra Kai Soccer Academy. What does the Sloth Say? Do brains smell, 'cause I like really want to know. Have you ever smelled an organ? Aren't You a Little…
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TMS 2636: Apocalypse Soon
The Miming Stream. A Vegan is Grass Fed Meat. The place where good ideas go to die. The Proto-Doggorito. first person pumper. Fingering the Wrong Button. Ol'…
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TMS 2635: Suspicious Gravy
The Whorehouse Club. I'll never Passover A Cheesecake. Hootie & The Bacon Reference. Is today a day, 'cause I like really want to know. One last wash before…
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TMS 2634: The Temu Bellagio
He Died Monet-less. It's All Clothes & Lady Shit. Rose Gold On Air Light. Watter Fountain. It's A Fancy Bag. Palindromic and Nutty. Hiking Boy Fatty. An…
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TMS 2633: All I Heard Was Spanish Yelling
I Don't Give Two Chits About You Meeple. You're Dead, Go Sit In The Corner. Diamond Pants Babies. Showy McShowFace. The Smell Of The Irish. Sorry, It's A Long…
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The MONDAY Show 11: The Aftermath of Raynor's Sin
Today is all about cooking things poorly, getting mom back home, and getting free tattoos when your artist screws up, and then a BIG catch up on your texts and…
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2632: Beer Pulp
You can have a little esque. As a treat. Keep the Hairy Part. Imma Go Twist An Oreo. Clunky Pixel Font. Glock is Extra. Feces of Death. Coy Oat. Cancelled For…
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TMS 2631: Scaredy Tax
Foaling for Boof. Have I Done My Taxes Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... Sell The Cats, Lease The Basement. This episode is a business expense. Ol One…
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TMS 2630: Snip N Shake
Ted Bundy's This And That. Mitzula-Approved Zones. He died of being 114. We're All Tired Of Bono. Not Worth The Waint. Stare at your hands and don't puke…
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TMS 2629: Alice Doesn't Live Any More!
Showbot was down with Tom, Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2628: Hell Toupee
I Don't Lyft For Fun Bro. Nun of the Nudity. You Lost Me At Cowboy. Moretets Lipsmack. Red On-Air Arms. Not Chechnya's Tempo. All Up in the Good Wife. Babies…
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TMS 2627: Sniffin' Baby Brains
Total Eclipse Of The Nerd. West Wing Bitch Face. Largest Prime Rip Pooped Out By A Man On An Island... w Dunaway. I Don't Have STDs. It puts the lotion on the…
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TMS 2626: Follow me on Centigram
Scott Does Pot Math. weirdly porous. Prison Toilet Cosplay. One-Eyed Willy's Hotdog Water. 12 Chickens per Beaver Tail. Ugly Muffins. Char My Dog. A…
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TMS 2625: Drunk Call Tuesday
Living La Vida Dog Poop. Nether Piercings in the Wind. Back to the Uterus with you Jimmy. We're Gonna Need a Bigger Head. Liftin' & Whiffin'. I pick up the…
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TMS 2624: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree
Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree. Watery Willy. Spice Girl Spice Weasel. Kids with Sledgehammers. Futurama Fauna. Poplar's Not Popular. It's April Fools…