Shows / The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
The Morning StreamTMS 3092: GodZillow
Well Paint my Pumpkins. 50 Shades of Bear. I Can Graph Cheeseburger. Parade of Paranoid Pumpkins. Big Ol' Poo. The Night Something. Drowning Your Sorrows in…
The Morning StreamTMS 3091: Deal or no Dole
What Kind of a Dole? Throbbin' Hood. Is that a slice of cheese in your taco or are you just happy to see me? He went to a plantation upstate. They've taken my…
The Morning StreamTMS 3090: Laika Lot
I Can't Believe It's Not VHS. Escape From Whatever Island. Temu the Hutt. Peeing In Peace. Upcoming Daughter. Clayface welcomes you to the movies! And You Can…
The Morning StreamTMS 3089: Nieces Pieces
Hambone Chamberlain. So Lonesome I Could Edit. That's Brian In The Corner. Pope Granny. I believe genitals are real. Giant poops are what you take, Pooping on…
The Morning StreamTMS 3088: Minivan Halen
Goreos. Reeky Reeky BO Girl. Gen Z Gang Signs. There are TWO gates. Grandma's birthday party look. Open faced deep fried oreo. What's Lil' Blitz doing these…
The Morning StreamTMS 3087: Glape 2.0
Frogpants for Algernon. Halloween Lawn Peen. Visit the Stan Lee Chocolate Factory, You Silly Person. Do Dogs Have Problems Because I Like Really Wanted to…
The Morning StreamTMS 3086: Quiche Tart Tart
DoorDash: Delivery Doofus. Two Paper Town. Exposed to naked wings. Welcome to Half Passes with Brian Dunaway. Tuner and Hooch. The Rickles Room. Bigger Box of…
The Morning StreamTMS 3084: Giraffro
The Denver Bronco. Angry Owl -clap clap- Is Watching You. Do chickens drown in rain? because I like seriously wanted to know. Caught Red Lobster Handed. Hide…
The Morning StreamTMS 3083: Crow Magnum
Ebola Holmes. Ask Scott to Ask Brian to Ask Tom. It's not Delivery System, it's Delsym. Belgish. Pee Wee's Taco Bell. Gross germy ring. The kind of typo you…
The Morning StreamTMS 3082: Deep Fried Disappointment
Daily Mucus Headlines. Cro "Magnum" man! What's his power? I Don't Like Creeeeeeeeed. William Default. The Teenth Offensive. The Gregorian Chant Calendar…
The Morning StreamTMS 3081: Death, Taxes & Bots
A million bots suddenly cried out in terror, and then silenced. Smuggling Wine around Denver. Weekend With Barryyyyyyy. Miss Information and her Russian Bots…
The Morning StreamTMS 3080: Proof of Garbage
Battered with Batter. Don't submit titles like theeeeeeeeese! Casa Bonita Day. The Dumpster Guy Lied. Get your flute out of my face, Bob! Happy Octopussy Day…
The Morning StreamTMS 3079: Mixing Up Mustaches
Sir humpty hump. Jason robbins with two beeeeeeeeeeeees! Showing Tina the Butt. A Quicky Dicky! The Saddest Win. Superman funeral tie. What Am I wearing with…
The Morning StreamTMS 3078: Cake Slur
On The Jerky Front. AI is Trash! Good Day Sir! Oh Yeah, Chicken Man. Snickers, now with Riboflavin! I ain't getting rid of my Cutlass Supreeeeeeeeme! I need…
The Morning StreamTMS 3077: Hand of the Hutt
Oh Bib Fortuna. Did He Done It? Live Remote Audience. We couldn't get our vaccineeeeeeees! No bush for you! Water, Pass. You had me at Pizza Beans. Robot lava…
The Morning StreamTMS 3076: Pizza Sans Crust
Google Maps doesn't like apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees. 80% Brian. Diarrheathon. Trivia Virus. Welcome Octiber. Cozy Crime Shit. What's something you put in your…
The Morning StreamTMS 3075: Boneless Weiners
Go Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. This Is About…
The Morning StreamTMS 3074: A Whiff of Chicken
It's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Young Guns. A…
The Morning StreamTMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out
Is Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon…
The Morning StreamTMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson
Encrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran…
The Morning StreamTMS 3071: Cold Water Snob
Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix…
The Morning StreamTMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck
Nothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only…
The Morning StreamTMS 3069: Capable Dinks
My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape…
The Morning StreamTMS 3068: Island of the Hut
Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked…
The Morning StreamTMS 3067: Feral Kids
Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have…
The Morning StreamTMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia
Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch…
The Morning StreamTMS 3065: Brunette Fred
Pope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman…
The Morning StreamTMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni
I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs…
The Morning StreamTMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball
There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A…
The Morning StreamTMS 3062: Less Ratner
I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were…
The Morning StreamTMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!!
Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant…
The Morning StreamTMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist
A Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a…
The Morning StreamTMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco
Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all!…
The Morning StreamTMS 3058: Mustache Mandate
Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby &…
The Morning StreamTMS 3057: A pair of teef
The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human…
The Morning StreamTMS 3056: Freddy the 13th
Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous…
The Morning StreamTMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck
A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What…
The Morning StreamTMS 3054: Wet Ribs
Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved…
The Morning StreamTMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon
Dunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh…
The Morning StreamTMS 3052: Polite Bear
The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things…
The Morning StreamTMS 3051: Queet
Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday…
The Morning StreamTMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco
Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low…
The Morning StreamTMS 3049: Tootin' Common
Not that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Kenevals…
The Morning StreamTMS FRIDAY: Blue Cheese Season
Why'd you have to go and make the quiz so complicated? Pocket Taco But It's Not What You Think. The previously chewed gum of podcasts. Toilet Water --- You're…
The Morning StreamTMS 3048: The Last Chi-Chis
Chi-Chi's was filmed before a live studio audience. Alkebug. Are You a Diabeteeeeeeeeee? Coverville Movie Rules. Is it too early to get playtime on pokopia?…
The Morning StreamTMS 3047: Bambi Burger
Hottie and the Blue Fish. This is about the Pills of Pee... Wash me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only Soap. Get Baconated. Nothing beats a Jet Shits holiday! The…
The Morning StreamTMS 3046: Noodlegate
More Like Olivia Neutron Bomb AmIRight. Volcanic onion. Regal with cheese. Where is Africa? Dunaway's Not Here, Man! Nitrates and Popcorn and Butter, oh my!…
The Morning StreamTMS 3045: Blood and Thunder
Sometimes things get phallic. This is about the Chair of Pee. We want Mahershala Alieeeeeeeeeeeeee! MCU drought. Shut Up, Nice Human! Spiderman-maxxing…
The Morning StreamMS 3044: Nothing But Holes
Stacey Keebler. Show me your thin mints. Little Hoss on the prairie. Nillerwafers. Ding Dong Territory. I wanna know if wasps can seeeeeeee!! Karen Vibes for…
The Morning StreamTMS 3043: Bad Shannon
Narcissist Man! What's his Power? The defining narcissist. Golf Meeting! Golf Meeting! I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys…
The Morning StreamTMS 3042: Officially Sweaty
Infected Crusty Nose-Booger. Holy Shit Balls Dolphinman. They both come in the middle. Hold Me Closer Neuromancer. Wider And Less Length. They call that the…
The Morning StreamTMS 3041: Wet Zoo Smell
I Like Big Poops and I Don't Know Why. Four Way Swipe. Billionaires ruin everything. Prequel Sequel Sidequel. She broke and he fell. Cosmically unfair physics…
The Morning StreamTMS 3040: The Sounds of Bread and Yogurt
Diamond Dunaway. Meeples are Peeples. The Tadpool remembers. The Devil's Lettuce Redefined. Finish what's in your mouth before yelling at Ice Cube! Rub that…
The Morning StreamTMS 3039: Nubbin Lights
High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where's My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty…
The Morning StreamTMS: Oops, all Brian!
Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy! Video: https://youtu.be/JyJdt4_eDUQ Hosted on Acast. See…
The Morning StreamTMS 3038: Hey not Hay
There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah's Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be…
The Morning StreamTMS 3037: Snake Healer
The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook…
The Morning StreamTMS 3036: Huffing Aphids
Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton…
The Morning StreamTMS 3035: Cucumber Butts
Big Boy Fractions. Shut Up, Buttermilk Man! 2.5 on the Rectum Scale. Worst Lithium outbreak in years. Speaking in Cursive. Preacher-fry. I'm Hawken Here! 140…
The Morning StreamTMS 3034: The Taco Bell Peace Prize
Snarkmonster. King Bluetooth was an Icon. Breathing liquid with Travis. Confidently Stupid. Everyone loves Alan Cumming or going. Sweating like a narc at a…