Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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TMS 3033: Goat Coven
Do woodpeckers get brain damage? because I like seriously wanted to know. Everyone Is A Butthole. Chinese Monkey Goat. Shirtless dudes with horns. Manus. Fun…
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TMS 3032: Symmetrical Film Experience
Gymsplaining. Welshers are Grape. Lost Little People. Sinister, stage left. Support your local Glass Repair shop, break a window. All right! I don't like my…
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TMS 3031: Well-Drawn Old Men
Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just A... Lego…
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TMS 3030: Basically Lube
Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything's a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Moisturize…
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TMS 3029: Big Medical Fork
How About a Bobby? Brian be illin'. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Robert is…
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TMS 3028: Boil in Bag Brian
Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what they seem…
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TMS 3027: Chris Browne's Final Form
Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher's Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. The…
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ALT TMS: The Panic is Real
An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to some of…
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TMS 3026: Ram stick deflection
Dirty Diana Ross. I'm a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica's Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Hairy…
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TMS 3025: Cocaine Worm
Scott's beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything's a week from something. Uh, is it too early for…
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TMS 3024: The Dog Named Beef
Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin' Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life the…
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TMS 3023: Mo Nopoly, Mo Problems
La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don' like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr. Crummy…
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TMS 3022: T. H. I. C. C. Waffles
The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's Wine…
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TMS Nerdtacular 2026!
Enjoy EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Video version of this will be available soon as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 3021: Spice Assignments
Flick My Nipple On The Way Out. Kim's Chi. Gay Denny's. Hey uh...is it too early for a fish fight? Soaking Wet With Special Sauce. Why Did It Have To Be ANTS…
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TMS 3020: Fletcher Invasion
Voluptuous Clouds. Paying extra for a clean taco.Honey not tonight, I have Ebola. TMS was filmed in front of a live studio Christine.It's the final half ass!…
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TMS 3019: Cursed Bread
The Nicholas of Time. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent? It Goes From Zero to SIX! Bob's Your Mummy. Isn't there some kind of tree that grows in a Maple…
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TMS 3018: Pepperjack'd Up
Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be ground…
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TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets
Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Out. We…
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TMS 3016: Tinkle Target
Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the…
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TMS 3015: Hoity Floity
Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters…
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TMS 3014: Tree Blood on your Pancakes
Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women…
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TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen
Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like My Waymo…
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TMS 3012: Randy McNally
Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip Butt Day…
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TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops
Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid…
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TMS 3010: Shiddygutz
Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George…
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TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers
The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but…
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TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions
A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!!…
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TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez
Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered…
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TMS 3006: Land O Face
Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt…
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TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork
Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make Me Turn…
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TMS 3004: Parmigone
Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code…
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TMS 3003: Human Smoothie
Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence…
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TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...
I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity…
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TMS 3001: Medal of Amber
I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with…
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TMS 3000: Trashnesia
Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This…
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TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits
This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like…
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TMS 2998: Sephora for Men
Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That…
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TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic
Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am…
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TMS 2996: Garden package toss
Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite…
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TMS 2995: Manually Stamped
Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse…
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TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy
Idiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I'll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That's My…
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TMS 2993: Injectable Meat
Swabbin' His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat a Choad…
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TMS 2992: The German IRS
Brillo wig. This is worth 5 Griblets. Virtual pants credit card. Consistently overrated. Scott loves small shit. See which noodle sticks. Grave Digger (not the…
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TMS 2991: Smell No Evil
The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet…
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TMS 2990: Incertception
Even in Milk it stays Hard. Brief Window of Sanity. Getting My Head Around Hard and Soft Enamel. Don't Change Your Hole. Nobody is bummed about the lack of…
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TMS Hangout!
Just Scott, the chat, and Brian Dunaway for a visit! Video Version: https://youtu.be/p8s4UFRQJsE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2989: Black Licorice Adjacent
Stop Body Shaming My Alien Queen. Avengers: Dunesday. Little Bum Cheeks. SquareFrog NoPants. Human Eyes (clap clap) We're Biting you! Flys That Bite Eyes. The…
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TMS 2988: Seductive Bread
Do Muppets have biological eyes cuz I like really wanted to know. Stress of the White Lotus. Keeping Carbohydrated. Chicken of the bedroom. The Lemon Teas and…
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TMS 2987: Double Patty Business
My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... &…
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TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans
Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me?…
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TMS 2985: Pig Moisture
6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan…
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TMS 2984: Big Pastrami
Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding…
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TMS 2983: Oliver Garden
Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin…
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TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard
Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake…
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TMS 2981: Never go full pie
Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None…
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TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp
The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin'…
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TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch
Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will…
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TMS 2978: Full Warburton
Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole…
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TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake
Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get…