Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2976: Un phoque m'a poussé
Weird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like…
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TMS 2975: Fridge Rigidity
How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad…
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TMS 2974: Deformed Ditto
I've Got Some pi-erced earlobes baby. Cow in a Can. James Bond will return in Moo Maker. Valuptuous Udders. Sandalwood and Fine Leather. Nerdo Swaggins. Taped…
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TMS 2973: Bonfire Of The Manatees
This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird…
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TMS 2972: Salmon Hands
The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed…
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TMS 2971: Schrodinger's Court Date!
The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge…
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TMS 2970: AARP Centerfold
Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is…
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TMS 2969: Beardy Spice
The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott…
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TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know
Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut…
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TMS 2967: Dude Illegence
Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New…
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TMS 2966: Organic Intervention
Temu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From…
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TMS 2965: Tip Tingle
I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising…
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TMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti
Amy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A…
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TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day
Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll…
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TMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise
We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very Hard To…
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TMS 2961: Fever and Nudge
These Ass Oreos Taste Weird. 24 hour bullshit. You Spin Me Right Round Venus, right round, like a planet baby. Mystery Pink Eye Date. Of Course he had a Top…
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TMS 2960: Olympic Motorboating
Where I Come From, Water Is A Drink. Mint On Colon. Krank That Kraut. Belinda isn't Brandy. This Hot Dog's from a farm upstate. Someday, Robert Wagner. I don't…
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TMS 2959: Meat in the Middle
Is It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich Question? THERE'S NO MOPEY! Thumbleina Shrooms. You'll get NO vaccine, NO treaty, and NOOO SGT. MOPEY! I get paid in…
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TMS 2958: Junior Warburton
Tugging on the Teats of my Routers. See-o-lay! Where's Old Belgium? Hello Luke and Bo. Brian's Food Porn. I know everything except the title. Battle of Bulging…
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TMS 2957: Up the Was Zoom
The Carter Cookie Caper. WHO MOVED MY BOX?! Who's This Jim with Kim?!? The Legs are a Metaphor. Perfumed Cotton Candy. What flavor is gelatinous slime? Conan…
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TMS 2956: Big Cinnamon
You Can't Touch Him There w Brian Dunaway. Cumin spice girl. Psychopath wing wong. Smothered in ELO Gravy. The girl from Empanada. Mun, Toot and Fry. All Of…
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TMS 2955: The Skittles Response
Zoreo. Puffington Host. Hubba Bubba Toil and Trubba. How many chips are ahoy-ing, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Spicy Szechuan Panda. Silence Potato…
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TMS 2954: Spoctor Dock
I Don't Like Beanieeeeeeeeeeees. Love No Snow Tho'. I Can Defiantly See Why You Like It. John Luck Pick Hard. Well, Actually with Dunaway. Gordon is alive. You…
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TMS 2953: Firecracker Boobs
Nut Sundae. Peach Comma Teaaaaaaaaaaaa. Scott Is Louder In His Head. There's Chocolate On His Sweater Already, Neopolitan Spaghetti. That's Totally a Glape…
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TMS 2952: Claire Foy eh
Insufficient Zooming and Fingering. Surprise Broderick. The balls were slippery. Pervy Gooner. Coriolis Coriolanus. Funeral Bird. Picasshole. The smell of…
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TMS 2951: Wookie Duty
Cursive Cursing. A Cat Named Beef. Getting Twitchy. Let's Test the Show's Latency. Sour creme on your chalupa is not a euphemism. Emails dash jugs of pee. A…
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TMS 2950: Well Co-Axually
Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a…
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TMS 2949: Gingham Style
Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and…
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TMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria
Critical Shit. In Space No One Can Hear You Burp. A gif about Jif. More Like Napoleon Bunnypart. Stick it in the port. Bubble Size with Wendi. You got Peanut…
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TMS 2947: Licensed To Pun
Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To…
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TMS 2946: Sony Owny
I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual…
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TMS 2945: Disorderly Conduct
TMS is my emotional support show. SCOTT JOHNSON: BOOTIE-SNATCHER! In a World of John's, Be a Johnson! Show Your Love with a Rubber Glove. Insurance Ejector…
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TMS 2944: Alejandro Pokerface
I can definitely see why YOU'd keep it. Throw it away with PEACE AND LOVE. Officer Throg Reporting For Duty! Brian's Huge Box. Attempted mayhem. I don't like…
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TMS 2943: MaxGPT
I'm Huge and Fat for Some Reason. I Don't Like An Anal Bleeeeeeeeeed. Well Schlapp my Cheval. Most Booby Filled. I don't like Nicoteeeeeeeeen. Scoring. You…
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TMS 2942: Leaching the Sticky
You got to mold your butter. Pooping Cement. Pulling My Own Horn. I need to handle my slimer more often. You Get NO 6, NO 7 & NO Lt Yar! Feberge Quail Egg…
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TMS 2941: Nerd Actually
Ru Paul's Drone Race. Gigantic man men. I LIKE YOUR JEWELS! States Shaped Like Things. Nerdtacular tickets are live! Won At Game Of Parking (eventually)…
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TMS 2940: @ AT AT Dot Com
Mocapped In The Nuts. Caravan Farts. Up your nose with a rubber cthulhu. What kind of a (nerdtacular ticket) deal? Hocus Pocus Let's Focus. Hookin up the poop…
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TMS 2939: Carbonated Fish Drink
All the De-Pooped Shrimp You Can Eat. Lazy Ass Chalamet. The Situation with Situating Brian. Angry Mon Chi Chis. A Gift LeBuBu is the Best LeBuBu. Cheesesteak…
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TMS 2938: Duck Vader
It's Still A Crispy Pickle! Gettin' hiipoojiggy with it. Just in Time for Christmas with Monica. Old Man Yells At iClouds. Mcfurious johnson! Friggin' Fraggin'…
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TMS 2937: Buck Blocking Brian
Crossing the Johnson streams. MAGA hat blazing. I Like Huge Allen Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! There Will Be NO Whore Houses In My Christian Minecraft…
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TMS 2936: Cough Point Blank
Diplomatic Credulity. Rampage Cushion. Looking Like A Smurf Down There! Don't Wander Into That Water. Awkwardness Grenade. Too Busy to go to Hell. Serious…
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TMS 2935: Moscow Donkey
Gentleman's Club... Now With Women! A Lot Of Dude Stuff. Attorney Genital. Protect Jed and Melva at ALL COSTS! Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti. Two Brians and a…
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TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns
THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every…
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TMS 2933: Mom Mothma
Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9…
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TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken
Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film…
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TMS 2931: Very Semi-Regular
Meta, That's No Moon. Martian Dust Devils. Everyone Wing Chun Tonight. Lightning Zero. All I Can Afford is a Monday. Full Hasidic Hitman. You'll have no hot…
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TMS 2930: Hobo Sardines
The Internet Comes On Computers Now. Heavily Nude. Curdy and Chunky. How many moons does Tony Hawk have? Just Fishy Enough. 26 Bones Burger. Spindle Bindle. Is…
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TMS 2929: Utah Sober
Dunaway's Island of Lost Controllers. The Nerd Countdown has Begun! Bond Villain Minky Couture. Night Puker. Pac Man. Four-nippled Vader. Crevass - When it's…
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TMS 2928: Vegetation Thing
Me So Phony. Age Appropriate Creepiness. Ussy Galore. Is There a Band Called The Band Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. My Man Thing Smells. We Dropped A…
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TMS 2927: More Meaty, Less Fat
Red On Air Phone Case. Perpetually Surprised by the 1st of the Month. A Steady Number Two. Defying Decency! Version 5 Is Alive. Need More Purge Towers! Isn't…
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TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception
Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny…
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TMS 2925: Highly Ironic Acid
Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and tell me…
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TMS 2924: Bread Hat
Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s…
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TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton
WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's…
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TMS 2923: Beaver Charger
Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't…
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TMS 2922: Yoober
Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy…
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TMS 2921: The Good Oil
No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat?…
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TMS 2920: Pass
Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm…
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TMS 2919: Shake My Face
Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break…
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TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas
TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right…