Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
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TMS 2917: Mental Condoms
Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby…
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TMS 2916: Ninjas Stole My Woman
Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor…
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TMS 2915: A Oui Argument
Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most Science…
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TMS 2914: Plemonade
Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too long?…
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TMS 2913: Parking on Virginia
Gust of Pooh in the Eyes. Mighty Morphin' Gamer Chairs. Spider Melt, Spider Melt. Punching The Lower Hanging Fruits. Rub Some Sourdough on It! It's Just a Jump…
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TMS 2912: Gravy Zero
Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sauce. He…
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TMS 2911: Tingle Taste Tour
The One Where The Boy Doesn't Cry Wolf. I'm OK that there's something wrong with You. K-Pop Demon Toddler. Account Herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying the…
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TMS 2910: Reesie Piecer
Hashtag might barf. It's Not Hot Like August. Big, wet, chunky bullet. Little weinie energy. Clare's dating profile video. ust a little weird. Weekend Uber…
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TMS 2909: Undercooked Zuck!
TMSDS!! Dog Commits Battery Assault. Throwing Kim under the bus. Don't Induct the Black Eyes Peeeeeeeeas. Ratboy Biopic. Goin' a Little Nagel. Skeevy…
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TMS 2908: Sticky Scents
Iron Man in the Sheets, Old man in the streets. I Don't Like Being Stabbed By Figurineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Potato Adjacent. Yokel Kryptonite! 20 Year Old…
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TMS 2907: Fudgy Ashes
THEN YOU CAN CHASE MICE!! That Melts My Cheese! HEY! UHHHH... Sora the AI Explorer. Fredless. SpongeBob-itis. Sharing The Chud. Grecian? That's a formula…
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TMS 2906: Risk it for the Triscuit
Bees Are Dicks. How was the Broncos Game Brian? I don't like cold beeeeeeees!!! Bluegrass Moshpits. All Howdy, No Doody. From Hell's Heart I Sting at Thee!…
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TMS 2905: Two Scotts One Podcast
Shit Cakes is for Scares, not for School. The Naked Man in the Mirror. I Think That's For A Dog. Squid Scrotum. After 45 minutes of tech support, it connected…
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TMS 2904: Reverse Fleetwood Mac
Does time exist? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Literal Vaporware with Tom. One Way Or Your Mother. PTO: Pocket Time Off. Didgeridon't. Koalas aren't…
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TMS 2903: Axena Del Taco
Wild Motorboating. All in the Same Bathtub. I Pity the Foo Who Don't Trick or Treat. Shit delayed - lack of Fiber. A Triskit, a Traskit, Someone Get the…
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TMS 2902: Reverse Halloween
Proxy pee. Brad didn't do a damn thing! TMS Interruptus. Honey, check out my Quincunx! Pelted with Pears. Mummies are people too. Godzilla vs Everyone. So, One…
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TMS 2901: Swantroller
From the Eye of the Cake. Talented Little Bastard. Uber Confessions. How did Tudors have sex, 'cause I really like wanted to know. The Fiber Thickens…
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TMS 2900: Neon Nubs
Pantomiming Pants. I Dream of Labubu. Scott Showed His Own Fibre. Release the Thickened Files! Giving BioCow the Beef. Fiberly!!! Your Internet is So Fly…
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TMS 2899: Grimace Squish
Kraken Open Some Balls. Smells Like Artificial Wonder. You'll Get NO Corn, NO Grain, and NO Lt. Gum! Nine Inch Nails Under Water. Goat Anus Oreos. Kicked me…
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TMS 2898: Reverse Pumba
Hispanic Heritage Munch. Sloppy McSlopperpants. Reverse Pumba. The Mexicali Tray Of Death. Wackado expensive. Cirque du Soleil on Absinthe. Mexican Adjacent…
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TMS 2897: Grindr Mishap
They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-7? A…
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TMS 2896: Donkey Sean
WAKE UP! SEPTEMBER'S ENDED! In Soviet Russia, Word Thanks YOU! Warm Sounding Wood. The Great Kimining. Rock Puzzles Scissors. Mercy Buckets. Domo Obrigado, Mr…
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TMS 2895: Vile of Bathwater
Roll For Procrastination. Give Me a Car That Cars. McDirnt. Check out my pepperoni. Hey, Is It Too Early For a Kim Sandwich? We named the dog after Indiana…
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TMS 2894: Sean Spoiler
Red On Air Dog. Scotty Potty Pudding And Pie, Bumps the Girls and Makes Them Cry. A Duet About Ugliness. Chuck-a-lucks in my Thin Mints. A Fighty Little Movie…
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TMS 2893: Wasted Chimps
Breathing Through All Your Holes. There was an old Johnson who swallowed a fly. Maggot free brownie corpse. Figgin' Plums. Sweet, Soft & Just A Little Boozey…
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TMS 2892: Hooked on a Pretzel
We got trolled by SEEEEEEB! Fred in Zaire has the Diaherear! Don't Chew, Just Suck. Dunaway can't handle the tooth. Heavenly Scouts. Brian's Hot Balls. As…
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TMS 2891: Something Methy
Oh what a feeling, a mouse in the ceiling. Helpful hardware person. Cheating stoners. Thickened Beverage Plant. How Many Flushes. Why Do We Have a Mint Drawer?…
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TMS 2890: The Crapture
How To Moisten Cat Hair. They'll be, maybe, probably fine, with Stephen. It's A Good Dumb. Sorry, Boggle! I Don't Want Cottage Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!…
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TMS 2889: Braising Gravy
Kitty Lizard. I Do Like Big Eyeball Sheeeeeeeeep. VAT crap. Jaunty German. THERE ARE THREE BUNALS! Raising Gravy. Nurse C with the Hep B got the D! Why Does It…
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TMS 2888: Un-Robbing The Place
The Ham and Cheese of Cats. I got a Guy at Panera. Old People Need Fiber AND Internet! John Wants To Go On Home From Rehab, They Said No No No. I See Tomatoes…
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TMS 2887: Bacterial Slurry
Calc Dooku. Square Day. I don't like Bacterial Slurreeeeeeeee! Fart Blood On A White Wall. Divatude. Sundance Sundown. Word To Your Mother. Doku Doku Panic…
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TMS 2886: Clashic Massup
Double Fisting Corn Dogs. New Week, Who Dis? DSMR. I don't like EMPeeeeeeees! Boar cobra bread badger. Fancy glasses card deck. They Earned The D. Maintaining…
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TMS 2885: Zucker Punch!
Old Aged Beef. It's Not Monica's Bday But Let's Have Cake anyway. Reacher Round. Call Now is So Raven. I Don't Like My Muffin With Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This…
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TMS 2884: Eating Pennies
I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. Bladder…
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TMS 2883: Hole Milk
Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery. I like…
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TMS 2882: Kathleen Turner Overdrive
I Don't Like Brain Bleeeeeeeeeds! Star Trektember the Eighth. Roasty fun. Grizzle in my Spizzle. Less of a Biff, More of a Tumble. Ribbed by Brian for your…
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TMS 2881: Smells Like Lex
Spirit in the Sky on a Horse with No Name. Tubi or not Tubi. Office hours are never to never. Keep your friends close and your Swiffer closer. This Airplane…
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TMS 2880: Bakery Butcher
Meat juice. TMS Is Filmed in Front of a Live Scrolling Chatroom. Lord Kroger. Big Ol' Fat TueWednesday. I Don't Like Spiced Processed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!…
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TMS 2879: Meaty or Logical
Shark Hootery. Karen Adjacent. Sausage Morning Dog. Park silly, booze for the kids. Everywhere a Subaru. Bloody Marygaritas. Christopher Lloyd Squared…
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TMS 2878: California Sober
Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March…
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TMS 2877: Nerbidy Tobidics
Mike Hunt's Pizza. You won't notice the chunking! Pulling A 48 Hour Johnson. Cashin' my Johnny Paycheck. AND YOU CAN'T READ RICE!!!! Tony Conan Doyle. Your…
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TMS 2876: Skibidi Tradcasters
The Ham And Cheese Of Superpowers. Dial up predators. Lil Pink, tonight only at Red Robin. Jenna, The Vegan Predator. Pulling Harry Kim out of your Ass. Super…
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TMS 2875: Great balls of meat
Sip of Pencil Shavings. Brian puts the NO in Onion Volcano. Post Malort. How about a Boober? Keep your skibidi trad wife out of my dictionary. Dark Phoenix…
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TMS 2874: Errant alligator
Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts! My Nuts!…
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TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita
Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEEEEANS!…
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TMS 2872: Real World Smithers
Sawed off shartguns. Churro Charo. Gavin McCloud of the Clan McCloud! Baby you can paint my Car. TMS Killed the Radio Star. Isn't that a Wal-Mart greeter…
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TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings
Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard Butler Felt…
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TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream
Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber…
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TMS 2869: GoKickMe
Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler…
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TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead
It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar…
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TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas
The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered…
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TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized
The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceiling =…
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TMS 2865: Vicious Licking
Half-Asses now with Impending Doom. Flippin' through bikini ladies. No Nipple Wednesday. Barkalona. Mormon Atlantis. MCU's No-Hair Larry. ObsBot badu-badop…
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TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums
I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Things On…
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TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute
Raspberry Buttholes. Shipping George Lucas Overseas. Grandma's soap taste. Even More Ivan-Hoes. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. I don't like wasps…
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TMS 2862: Mass Intoxication Event
Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! Inherently…
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TMS 2860: Vestigial Bone
He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese! I love…
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TMS 2860: Turtle Boobs
The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes Stay on, Bra Comes Off. We actually like these BEEEEEEES! I want to pleeeeeeead the fifth. The Lick of Death. Accidental…
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TMS 2859: Bodega Beetle
Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy testing and…
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TMS 2858: Postquels
Brian Went Dunaway. Going full nostril. I Hate That Fn Key! I Don't Like The Windows Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Uranus is Hot. Casa Bonita Handoff. Pre…