Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
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TMS 2799: Soul Serum
Foretold in the Sacred Documents. I Had Dinner With Zeeeeeeee. Cillian Murphy; server extraordinaire. The Convention Convention, How Convenient. Smoking or non…
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TMS 2798: Donkey Hautay
Fat Fudd. Serverance. We're Ooga Chaka Free. Exposed elbows. Both the Rootin and the Tootin. Why don't you tell ME the specials! Swingers, put your golf-balls…
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TMS 2797: A Distant Turd
Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Plaid. In…
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TMS 2796: Beef Oven
Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva Vibe…
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TMS 2795: Cow Hums It
Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin…
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TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish
Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pimpmobile…
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TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia
Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare…
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TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding
Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury Weiner…
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TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed
Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's…
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TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted
Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital Buns. IQ…
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TMS 2789: One Hot Wonder
Sausage in a condom. Bouncy boob anime girl. F-U-F-Ball. Walking series of tubes. I like cockneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Blue Dabba Doo. Notes to the Left. Conan…
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TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose
Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonless…
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TMS 2787: Floater Bones
Googly looking weirdo. Idiot Idiom. Six million dollar mom. Vaguely racist, but I don't know how. Broken Nose Specialist. A Whole Lotta Nekkid Goin' On. See…
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TMS 2786: Recliney Bike
Minigolfers Assemble. I'm the king of the Swingers all, the golfing VIP. He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the Barber we get. Rest…
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TMS 2785: Dowsing the Chilli
These TMS Vegas Prices are INSAAAAANE. They Really Hurt When You Put Them In. Swag Bag Mule. Fibrous Soda. SLAPPIN GLOVERS BALLS. Slow bullet she wrote. What…
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TMS 2784: Baby Spit Rice
YOU TOO TALL. Flirting with the Kabob Guy. Zipper Major. Swagtastic. Fartgas In The Bar Car. In the Poo Pipe. A Brevity of Dunaways. Taiwan the Cheese Doodle…
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TMS 2783: Skull Tunnels
The Small Ones Are Hard. I'm Nicholas Longform. Coming off the bone weird. Licensed Cork Dork. Extending Your Straw with Age. Earthy Toad of a Mushroom. Never…
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TMS 2782: Put a Corp in it
A box of uselessness. Mom's Berfday. 3 wick fart candle. Running Man Corp. Jeff Spicoli DDS. Chief McDreamy. Y'allternative. All disembodied hands meeting…
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TMS 2781: Beatle Fight!
Unfortunately I do not have an episode title within the provided guidelines. No Sleep Til Crowning. Catholic handcuffs. I don't like Beards of Beeeeeeees. A…
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TMS 2780: Brave Nude World
Full Frontal Ford. 2% chance of having six fingers. Nice, Supple Rubber. Grover The first Muppet President. Old Trinos. Mayor is a Democat. Nachos in a bag…
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TMS 2779: Beige on Air Light
Unexpected Horseradishing. Oh No! Where Did I Park My Phone?! Dropping Bombs Like a TIE Fighter. Craftsman Wounds vs Dumbass Wounds. Mom's Sewing Scissors Are…
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TMS 2778: Great Gum Pockets!
AutoKarenPhobia. Missi-friggin-sippi. Can you check my pockets? Scoot McAffleck. The Shampoo Debate. Dip your Poodle. Puzzle Pint Go Bag. Born with Flouride…
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TMS 2777: By Morons, for Morons
I curse you! Decapacitated. March of the Pangolin. The Tijuana Chess Set is a Bad Move. The Curse of Stonehenge. The Moon Does Want it Wants. I can totally see…
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TMS 2776: Frozen Freak
Hot Water Maker. Suddenly a Deep Impact. Dirty Harry Dancing. Dogs You Can Hug. Refrigerator with Wheels. He Could Bearly Fit. Hooker bath. Wainting Your…
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TMS 2775: Tankless Job
Brian's deep pockets. Jam Cake into Your Scraped Roots. Bellagio fountain cough. Dorkus Malorkus on the Drums. Six finger evidence. Measure your head before…
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TMS 2774: Moist Sockets
Dental Gummies. Ubyfting. She hit me in the face, and all was fine. Why giraffe porn? Concussia Bonita. Written by PUT_AUTHOR_HERE. An affair with a donut…
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TMS 2773: Start With The Crust
With Pizza And Love. Pho-Net-Ick-A-Lee. Testicular Luminescence. Four and a Half Broken Noses. Scott can't worship the porcelain king. Tolbert Calhoun mixer…
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TMS 2772: Flaccid Water
Inappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don't piss on…
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TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane
Emergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast!…
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TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos
Distinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog!…
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TMS 2769: Finish Lady!
German comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urination…
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TMS 2768: Counting Corvids
Moist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nomination Fish…
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TMS 2767: Earigation
Liberace Dice Clay. Boris Smellgood. If I had a bigger wiener. Tell Me Why-EEE! Scrawnching Celery. I'm Here For The Slippers. It's an old nose now. That's not…
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TMS 2766: New Jersey Michael's
Build a Bear and the Temple of Doom. A Shelf Where Less Things Happen. Turns out it was his friend in the chipper. Suck My Soup. Wallow-Free Content. Fisting…
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TMS 2765: Bad Pitt
Misty liquid. Oops I Leaked It Again! Schrodinger's Rabbit. Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti. Hallmark Parking Space. All the right clicking. The Johnsons are…
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TMS 2764: Big Zoltar Energy
Butt or Beer. Camera in the Rear. Sticking with chicks and dames. Slippery little Jimmy. The Return of Offensive Word of the Day. Dirty Carpet and Bad…
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TMS 2763: Mochi Holes
Your Vegas is Showing. Sausage Talk. A me AND a knee problem. I Don't Like Burpeeeeeees! Suitcase lady. I have the loneliness gene. Spared no boob expense…
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TMS 2762: Nacho Fingers
Temu Alps. Then you shall have no laughter, no smile and no LT YAR. Patrick Warburton's Reading Rainbow. No Show Monday with Peace and Love. Faux Hawk Couple…
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TMS 2761: Treason Sausages
Twenty twenty fourive. Medicinal Oregano In My Bag. Scrubbing your goodies. Zoe Sal-DON-yah. Very Dude-y, very Soapy, very demure. Tubular Meat. Zuckerbabies…
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TMS 2760: Both Hoity And Toity
Synchronized Colonoscopies. Sombrero. Lube-place. You Got Betty Simonize. Big T Dot Com. Lead Stringlights. Why are your hands so human? The Swedish chef is…
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TMS 2759: Guacodile
Pull yourself up by your butt strep. Butt Whooping Cough. Shnerkel Shnerkel Duffel Bag. Gonorrhoea Yet? When there are no Weirdos at the Gym. YOU ARE THE…
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TMS 2758: Twizzler Intubation
Don't come at us with your chicken buildings. By Blueberry Standards. Whistling Archery. Jersey Mike: Sandwich Assassin. 20 Years Not Driving the Porcelain…
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TMS 2757: Moist Fitness
Wickless Wonder. Traffic Avalanche. Stair Condom. Like a Thousand Dead Fish. The Jordache Maneuver. Fig Newton of the morning. Moist Hoist. Take Take was…
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TMS 2756: Resting Stern Face
Maximize my Craps. Laser tagging in the basement. Aiming for german sounding things. Emotional support tablet. Cutthroat Left, Right, and Center. The Playdate…
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TMS 2755: Mariguano
Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kidding…
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TMS 2754: Full-Sized Dentist
That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior meal…
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TMS 2753: The Scott Crown Affair
You get NO root canal, NO implant, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Scott Can't Handle The Tooth. Car Dealership With Drive-Thru Window. No-one Expects the Colorado…
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TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs
There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time Is Effed…
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TMS 2751: AT&T Walker
Internal Poopage. Ask Your Doctor if Frogpants is Right For You. Podcasters do it in padded rooms. What Do You Have That Shrinks? Raw Ass Man Hand. Planes…
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TMS 2750: Are Pancakes Bread?
You can't re-kill Betty White. Quadrapussy. Casino Royale with Cheese. The Kids With Their Skibiti Bullshit. Captain Mortality. Healthy mix of the rich and…
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TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry
Rub it by Proxy. Laser Shits on the Plane. The weird end of the stick. (s) Oops, it hit me again. Going Home With Polio. Kia Dark Soul. Ok, now make a Moe…
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TMS 2748: Don't Fold Your Ear
This punch is chewy. Fancy Vinyl. Revenge is a dish best served over several sequels. Alottsatimes with Dunaway. Tiny hundred year old babies. Little Johnny…
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TMS 2747: Suddenly Robocop
Dune: Slow Methodic Brainfart. Back to the Marvel Future. Cheerios Phenomenon. Vodka Holes. The Avengers and Robocop Save the Clocktower. Boston Creme…
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TMS 2746: A little Weezery
I Don't Like Smelling Kimchiiiiiiii. Welcome to Jupiter, would you like a slurpee? Stay in your circle Booby Nun. Lake Inferior. Edging the board with Dunaway…
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TMS 2745: The Rowing Stoines
Putting the Stress in Seamstress. Yacht Rock Doc. Drinkable Mayo. Ass-tone phone. Little Bit of the Ol' Nipple. Peeing in the King's Kimchi. You Dumb Old…
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TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant
Hash Tag Sleigh. Just give me a minute to be bitter! Leave the frog, take the cannoli. Do turkeys lay eggs because I like really wanted to know? We need some…
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TMS 2743: Goat Goat Car
Flowers for Algebra. Make Turkey Gravy Again. Charcuterie Charade. Save Me the Turkey Butthole! Dillweed and Dunaway. Buzzing In My Special Place. Paradoxing…
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TMS 2742: Show and Yell
Barehand Turkey Ripper. You Want Disgusting? Here, Hold My Pizza Wine. Stuck Between Thomas And Nancy. Musty Ibbott. There Were TWO CHUCKS. You Lost Me At…
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TMS 2741: Junk Jigglers
Ariana Nacho Grande. Throw another emu on the barbie. Topless pen yelling. Wicked, the mini series. Nickleodeon acting. Whatever Throats Your Coat. Be prepared…
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TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs
International Banana. Attack of the Killer Coconuts. Little shark nibbles with Brian Dunaway. Claim your turkey. Meat Related Meal. Kim makes military grade…