Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
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TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts
It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo…
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TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger
Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see…
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TMS 2269: Noodle Duty
Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian…
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TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!
Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT…
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TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh
Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have Eyes of…
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TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome
Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you…
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TMS 2265: It's a Go for Goo!
From Nicole's Throne I Stab At Thee. 1, 2,3,4...NINE. My Girl Looks Poor. double sandwich of lame. IT'S THE FINAL PROOF OF CONCEPT! Go Bite a Toad. Dracula…
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TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart
Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am…
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TMS 2263: It's Not A Tuber!
That's no potato moon, it's a space cucumber. Erotic Thriller Lyft. Brian Dunaway: Mint In Box. Guano Beef Bowl. All Caps GAK. Fling Kong. Evil Pope Chimney…
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TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One
I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Office. I…
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TMS 2261: Rank Fish
Ground-Up Fish Bricks. Team DunaWalkman. It's Ugly and deserves to be Eaten. Deeper Into the Lotion Hole. Literal Nose candy. Drillbit Johnson. Can make a Peen…
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TMS 2260: Whole, Delicious Triangles!
Is It Too Early For Brian To Get A Fish Sandwich? Counter Fritters. Bag of Doritos +5. The YOLO and the FOMO. Better Than Ezra Miller. Putty 1.1 Fixes the…
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TMS 2259: Fight Big Snow
The Batmandella Effect. The Celtic Hat Dance. I don't like Kay Eff SEEEEEEEEE. We asked for chicken and they didn't have any chicken. Show Your Sticker. This…
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TMS 2258: Mando Loves Chachi
Skeetwater and Fishfappers. WHAT IS THE OTHER 9%? Mario gets a day. Luigi gets NOTHING!! Amateur COPS on Twitch. Stitchy Peen. 30% Manure, 70% Dirt, 100%…
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TMS 2257: All of OUR Women!
I Don't Like Prison Ju-Ju-BEEEEEEESS! There's Harvey's Duds (like Joker). The Daily Taco News Show. Thirsty Sword Lesbians. Guilty Dog Ain't got no rhythm. A…
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TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly
Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the…
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TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut
Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If You Fall…
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TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels
The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny…
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TMS 2253: Growing In the Mullet Region
Un-COMB-able not un-COMFORT-able. The JrY Has Not Retired. Dingledop Fluglefarf syndrome. Bob's Dole Whip. Putin on the Shits. Bitch, I've Got a 30-Layer PSD…
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TMS 2252: Dough-mestic Dispute
Beef Strokin' Off. Sir Adam of the Ants. See Big or Go Home. Diarrhea, Yay! Cat Redistribution. Just look for the guy beating the Boss. Going to California…
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TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco
Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Things I…
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TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes
Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excited To…
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TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense
Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana…
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TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman
Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniably…
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TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?
That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Like a…
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TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On
I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm Mclovin…
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TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE
Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy…
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TMS 2244: Kirby your enthusiasm
8 Mile Fury Road. Two old men learn about tea. Will the Real Mad Max Please Stand Up? Redfraggle brought to you by the letter 3. Cajun Fried COVID! Echoes of…
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TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion
Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Starring…
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TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker
I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sandwich? A…
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TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made
The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected Pizza…
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TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH!
Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep. That'll…
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TMS 2239: Holy Spit!
Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had a stroke…
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TMS 2238: Taste the conclusion
Brian's Booger Plates. There is no D in Alabama. The Guy On Twitter Was Wrong. They're Just Pro-Potato. The Hour of Power off. They Aren't Quite Right In The…
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TMS 2237: Top Pocket
Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too warm…
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TMS 2236: Governor Burps-A-Lot
The Tom Holland Trio. At Least I Have Chicken Run. Crusty Robot Business! No Chicken Run, No Akira, and NO LT. YAR! Btw, Dumbledore is gay. And dead. I thought…
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TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli
Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That End in…
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TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!
Shot to the balls. And you're to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin' My Back Out with the local Tramp…
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TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp
Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREAK? 69…
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TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt
Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Pooped the…
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TMS 2231: Regrexit
I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palmer? Taco Bell…
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TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies
Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It's A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown's Got Crabs. I Don't Think I Would…
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TMS 2229: YOU SHALL TACO PASS!!
They Blinked 182 Times!! Those Are Some Big Feet! I've Seen Bigfoot! Gold Fingering. Hello Theeeere Aliens. Maurice Patootie? Erect, Satanic Tail! Come On…
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TMS 2228: Boba Fanta
Six Degrees Of Satan! The Taco Monger. Dirty Diet Doctor Pepper. I DON'T LIKE BEEEEE SEEEEEMEN! I prefer NEIN pubes in my food! The Third Eagle Of The…
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TMS 2227: Fartrepreneur
Once in a while you get a boob. Right Fisting Fozzy. Farting in Jars is Gross Profit. Non Fartable Tokens. Dab,dab,dab,dab,dab...boink! Who Reads 14 Year Old…
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TMS 2226: Meticulous Meat
Kim Jong 2: Burrito Supreme Leader. Cameo Man! Able to Be in Everything! Excelsior! Brian and the Neighborwives. Lara Croft says My eyes are up here. May as…
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TMS 2225: LikTok
Work-Around Pee Device. Lick a Screen for Cleeo. The Pig of Most Angry. They Moved Morbius. Wait Til They Get A Load Of Leto! You Must Wear A Brown Slack! Bob…
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TMS 2224: the best show of the year... so far
I NEED LUBE ADVICE! Butt-Funnin' Around!! Julie is Stiff on the Lido Deck. It Started With A Diarrhea Problem. I Can Has House Fire? Pfoozer's Boozers. the…
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The TMS NYE Special One Off for 12-31-2021
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TMS 2223: Alexa-cution
Happy Birthday, Christ, Nice to Meet You. Tristan sleeps in. Oops All Meth Berries! Appalled by Paul Paul. 50 shades of Bad. No One Cares About Year One. The…
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TMS 2222: Red Matter In The Hole
What Was The Name Of The Ship In Star Trek: Enterprise? USS Nistmaru. Chicken Popper Junior. Two Wong's Make a Right. You Can't Handle the Tooth! The floor is…
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TMS 2221: Zendaya Mondatta
Tobey had his Peter Parker out. It Stays Runny In The Can. old man Johnson goes to the movies. I Liked Him As An Actor, Until I Saw His Penis! I Don't Like…
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TMS 2220: Goth Jumanji
Touch your ball to the screen. I Like The Sacramento Beeeeee! Heavy is the Tooth That Needs a Crown. I Was Joe Pizzaman! Wasabi Birthday Oil Taste featuring…
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TMS 2219: Gristly Angry Pig
Spicy and Huge, Let's Pinch and Scream! Baby Punching Rules and Regulations. Joust 2: Joust the Two of Us. QUIT EATING THE SQUID! I got a bone in mine. He's…
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TMS 2218: Bjork Sandler
You Can Really Taste the Conclusion. What's The Scarcity, Kenneth? From Zero to Horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds. Give Me The Monkey Numbers!!! My…
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TMS 2217: Sinister Two-Thirds
Gordon is the Shizapoo. History by Scott. My immune system said Too Much Hassle. This is Your Uhhhhh Captain Uhhhhh Handcuffing. I hear dead people laughing…
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TMS 2216: Just Gurggle it
I Blame The Weenie Rockets! Talking Out Loud With Your Mouth. What’s Your Fury Road Anniversary? Hello God It’s Me, Hallmark. Brian’s Half Marble Guest Stars…
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TMS 2215: I Say To Thee NEIGH!!!
Does Podcasting Ring a Bell? Nipples always come up. Internet killed the radio star. The 12th Fifth Beatle. Hey Jude! I Loved Sean More! Why Can't We Get Back…
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TMS 2214: Cusspants
Millennium Effin. And just like that, stocks went down! Jizz Lane Maxwell. BBQ Flavored Multi-Pass. If You Can Dodge a Ball, You Can Pop an Eye!! The MOST…
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TMS PM 12-10-2021: You've been Whammed
The Point is that the Funny Thing is. Covid Testacular. Don't Dox the Doc. Books are Podcasts for your Eyes. EffTweek. Yelly Phone Rant. It Really Is Funny…