Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
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TMS 2213: Aggressive Swabbage
Seinfeld Curious. Customs Agents are Little Seizers. And I says, I says. What's the deal with these Seinfeld episodes? Half an Inch is All the Way In. Deep…
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TMS 2212: Jackson Polyp
Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling…
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TMS 2211: Dude, where's my show?
Grazing the Nuts of Jimmy Stewart. Fetching Foreskins. Her Bosoms are Fantastic. One skin, two skin, blue skin, fore skin. Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens N…
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TMS 2210: The Millicent Episode
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TMS 2209: Fun with Tucky
I don't want your bong art NFTeeeees. The Omarosa Variant. Not a Baldwin Baldwin. Dave Thomas is Both Dead AND Alive. Next Up, Number A! There Are Many Corona…
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TMS 2208: Dude, you're getting Adele!
Tadpool Santa knows if you've been bad. Break me off a piece of that particle board. MEANWHILE, At The Hall Of Cocaine! Always blame the toddlers. Homeless…
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TMS 2208: Don't Fear the Meeper
Our Long National MeepMare. It Mostly Meeps at Night... Mostly. There Were Five Meeps! I don't like Meeeeeeeeeeeeeps! Naked, cold, and meeping. No Meeps since…
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TMS 2206: Bad Phlebotomist
If That's Mild, We're In Trouble. $2 More For Flinching! I don't like Beeee Cheeeeeeeeeeses. Forks Scat in the Microwave. Suck on a Butterbullet. No More…
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TMS 2205: What do you need, dude?
The 108-Year-Old Virgin. El Methhead Loco. Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line. One of My Wackadoo Family. MAGAvitamins. Cookies with Wookies. Teabag Gucci…
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TMS 2204: Such a Boney Bird
What Famous Dead Person do You Want? Nearly Strangled Nick. All About The Thanksgiving Shawarma. Get the nookie and put it on your cookie. It gives the Pink…
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TMS 2203: A Quota of Witches
Three Meeps in a Row. Dave Is My Printer. Turkey PANIC! Shimmying The Monkeys Left & Right. Unlock The Shit From The Dead! How Many Monkeys Can you Fit on your…
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TMS 2202: Air Force Dave
He who controls the VPN controls the universe. A Corpse is a Corpse of Course of Course: I am Medical Ed. Mi Corazon Es El Breako! Always Be Checkin toilets…
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TMS 2201: Larger-Format Grapes
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TMS 2200: Gruesome Space Chili
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TMS 2199: Putting The Ween In Halloween
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TMS 2198: This Is Not My Beautiful Dad
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TMS 2197: Monkey Adjacent
I Don't Like Hippie BEEEEEEEANS! Trick or Treating Needs Participation, Otherwise It's Just Begging. Brian has a Blacklight. He's a Vegas regular. Send…
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TMS 2196: GumLick
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TMS 2195: Please Cooperate Me
Welcome to HAMPASS. Freddy Vs. Jason Ritter. Morse Code Vibrator. Bear Breasts and Buttocks. Sponge off a dude. Is Tom Buzzing Out Loud? HTML is a series of…
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TMS 2194: Harkonen O'Brien
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TMS 2193: Chockit Mewt!
Everybody run. The Waffle House lady's got a gun. Vlad the coke impaler. Coking The Kitchen. Friggen Pogs. I'm Sorry Listeners, but the rest of the Podcast is…
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TMS 2192: No Kibble. All Bits.
Creamy peen...nut butter. No Country For Any Men. Once Peanut, Twice Shy! House Erect Records Still Stand. Raisins Ruin Everything. The Pre-Thing. Lance…
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TMS 2191: White People Spicy
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TMS 2190: You wanna be creepy?
90 is the new 89. Ram the Man parts! Best horse in Disney history. Come On, Siri! Pay Attention! The Overwhelming Sound.... Of Silence! The prince was whatever…
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TMS 2189: Accidental Dream
If There's Eyelashes Then I'm Out. Someone could be dead, but i was too tired. 11 minutes in Heaven. More Manly Than I Care For. SHAT IN SPACE!! Ten Lasso…
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TMS 2188: That Place Nose What They Are Doing
Are you ok if i do both holes at once?? Horking up a Loki. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Controversy! Full Service European Spa. Broken Nose Jim Jam. Snipping the ol'…
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TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels!
Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The…
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TMS 2186: Sing a Song of Pancakes
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TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel
Isn't There a Battle Royale Movie Called Battle Something? I Don't Like Under Sieeeeeeeeege. A Chia Pet Gathers No Moss! Duck Penis Expert. He's The Walker AND…
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TMS 2184: This Podcast is SO Gross
The Pipes of Bag. Shaka, When the Clothes Fell. Mandolindelorean. Kenly and Jenner - The weird Harp Twins. Grandma Outruns Prisoners. From Whisky to Nuts…
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TMS 2183: 10-4 Wet Noodle
I Find the Whole Vulva Fun! Maybe Buscema? John Buscema? Not Sal Buscema? Kojak With A Kodak. If porn hub has taught us anything. Lorenzo's Llamas. It's your…
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TMS 2182: Ann Hyphen Margaret.
Emotional Support Wine. SHAT IN SPACE. How About A Boober? Shaving Our Legs with Gidgit. Teacup Little Shithead Things. Stick it in the Leggy Bum. Apply old…
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TMS 2181: Just North of South
Wall to Wallnuts. Post Appopolepatic. My Wife un-Effs My Life. They REALLY Say Mahnards?? Hello, Welcome To Worse. He's A Million! Years Old! Jom bolia. 43…
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TMS 2180: Hey Mr. Tambourine Monk
I NEVER Want To See The Dark Knight Rise!! Horking down the boog. Panda Express My Colon. Have you ever done a hitchhiker? Namaste! No Tip for You! The Fruber…
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Free TMSPM Monday! Science Cat and the French Turd.
A free taste of PM this week! Join the TMS Patreon to get it every single week! Taste the carpet to be sure. Dew Destructor. That Must Be A Hotel Room, There's…
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TMS 2179: Mud Blood Hut
I saw it on The TicTak. We built this city on lots of blood. Zero to Jackie Chan Will get You Killed. Peep Power Hour. Gorge, Pivot, Puke, Repeat. Same Screw…
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TMS 2178: Who's Peeing?
Mad Mustard Fury Road. Unintentional Toilet Cleaning. Ittsy Bitsy Bite on the Ass. Kooky Suzuki Was My Kabuki Name. I Can't Quit You, Love The Show, Though!…
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TMS 2177: Shamed by the Bell
Why The What And Not Who? If Found, Please Return This Underwear to. All 71 Year-Olds Are 71. Alpha-Phalpha, Spankakey and Daralala! Mayor McCheese was…
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TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit
A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar…
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TMS 2175: Burn the butterflies
To Catch a Petabyte. NEED OUTPUT! Wasp-ception. My Husband Comes from Donut People. It all made sense in the dream. Everybody Loves Morrissey. Mowing Virtual…
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TMS 2174: Taco Del Ariana Grande
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TMS 2173: Ryan Maiden
The Dog's Butt is Covid Free! The One About the One-Eyed Nun and the Four Monkeys. Gozer the lockpicker. Dressed Like A Kinder Egg. McGruff, The Crime Burger!!…
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TMS 2172: Gin-Swilling Firecracker
Ireland or D&D? You Be the Judge. Is Eastern Mysticism Real Because I Like Really Wanted to KNOW. Hawkeye? Not hawkeye? Like hawkeye? Minecraft Poop. Kiss Your…
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TMS 2171: All Potatoes all the time
My Wife Partner. Wonton Endangerment. A Pinch Full of Scott Makes the Weed Brownies Go Down! Beer as Dark as My Heart. Assault with a Deadly Fruit. Hitler is…
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TMS 2170: Happy little sex tape
Collateral finger damage. Our wives are our friends as well as the sexy stuff. Pizza Blob the Hutt. White Guys Talk about Rap. Napster Was Great. Ask Your…
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TMS 2169: Battery Paranoid
Cultivated Beard Unit. Kim Gets Thanked, Scott Gets Flipped Off! Found Unconscious In Shrubs... TV's Three Beards! Homeless Contactless Delivery. The…
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TMS 2168: Meat Juice
Put Sugar in that Boy, and Send Him Home with More! Go To Ireland For the Lucky Charms And The Whatnot. Just Lean Back and Look at the Ducks, Man. Male Lard…
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TMS 2166: Stabby Noodles!
Don't Show Me Dildo! The best part of wakin' up, is Cat Butt IN YOUR CUP! Warming the creamer. Beer, Book, Battlestar Galactica. This Lawsuit? Nevermind. This…
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TMS 2165: That wine gets a Si from me
I Do Not Like These Beans In My Pene Dr Green! This Is Where His Chode Will Go. Folding My Arms During the Theme. Don Knotts' Death Montage. Step-Fantasy…
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TMS 2164: $5,000 Per Moron
Daney Curry. Taking a gulp of Skin Air. Smelled Like Duck Hell. In Heaven everything is in the Cloud. Don't go chasing heart failure. T-pops? T-pops? Not…
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TMS 2163: Send Your Emails To 2012
Gene Hackman, President of the Nipplefolk. White Guy Dancing for Everyone. Two Ciders and a Benadryl. What do the Irish do when theyâre weird? Shave your head…
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TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo
Boobs Butts and Beyond. 50 Shades of Nope. Check Out My Oily Fans! Tornadoes Never Come to Visit Me. A Goatse Hole In The Middle! The Chive & The Onion Are…
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TMS 2161: Beef Sheets
The chatroom is my spider. Quarter Horse's Top the DPS Meter. Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish Breakfast! My Name is Mug. 88 Point Whatever…
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TMS 2160: Screw you Man-eater!
You Can't Drink All Day Unless You Start In The Morning. I don't like crotch beeeeeeeeeees. Hospitals. They're full of sick people. The answer is always…
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TMS 2159: The Magic Magician Industry
Put it Back, Jeffrey! Pop Guns? We've Got Pop Guns? Pop Guns? Miles and Jeffrey at Disneyland. His arms wide". 20 years ago, this person was younger. I'm A…
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TMS 2158: Carter's Jim Jam
Commit to the tissues. Is Pejorative Pejorative? Live From The Aluminum Falcon! Jumping Into The Groot Chute. Having Chewbacca All To Himself. More Blood &…
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TMS Disney Update 01
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TMS 2157: Monkey Knuckles
Constitutional Hoo-Ha! THEY CAN HUG RICE! Jimmy Carter and his wife Richard. Norman Didn't Die, He Went to Live on a Farm Upstate. Mayor McCheese Presides Over…
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TMS 2156: Affordable Meatballs
This Candle smells like my meatballs. I Hope It's Mustard! A Naked Lady Making a Sandwich. Zero Sugar Delta Splash. I'm Not Your Google. Can Soda Shot First!…
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TMS 2155: Sean Cheese
1% on rotten potatoes. HANDS ON BUZZARDS! Pavlov's Bunch of Freaks. Who Let The Dogs Out? Me...I Did it! That Stuffed Bear has a Twinkle in Its Eye. I Just…