Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
- The Morning Stream
TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?
Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone…
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TMS 2324: Burper Phone
I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town? Battle…
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TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind
You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pants off! In…
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TMS 2322: Thiquid
Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne Identity…
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TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare
Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I will TAKE…
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TMS 2320: For why?
Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name in High…
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TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab
Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was at…
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TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs
Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent Korean…
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TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter
TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do Spiders…
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TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear
Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan Text…
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TMS 2315: Wax n Vax
Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Interview With…
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TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection
Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
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TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep
Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John Deere…
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TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire
Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony But Not…
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TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee
Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Goose game…
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TMS 2310: This Other Garbage
Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs and…
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TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult
Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a President…
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TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose
A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a Rock…
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TMS 2307: Fame Monsters
More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeeeeeeee…
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TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe
Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all squatting…
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TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern
You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito. Where's…
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TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy
Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like Angry…
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TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons
Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your…
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TMS 2303: Watt Hertz
It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara…
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TMS 2302: The Beef Chicken Ratio
Southern Takeover With Amy. He Lives on a Farm and Rakes Grass. They All Die in the End, Eventually. Tolerating the Other Carolina. Lobster Diver having a…
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TMS 2301: Carcalepsy
Follow Penis Man, Like and Circumcise. Naked Men are Problematic. Phones Have Cameras Now. Scott Drives Kim to Puke. Didja Ever Lose Your Taters? Focused on…
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TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock
Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ramhsomy…
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TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark
I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black pudding…
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TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman
That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood. The…
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TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later...
Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time! The…
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TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack
Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accidents cause…
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TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction
He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In Here And…
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TMS 2294: Han Hacked First
The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times…
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TMS 2293: Benefit from her exit
Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. Fish 'n'…
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TMS 2292: The Gnight of the Gnats
Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Green Grass…
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TMS 2291: ShawShake Redemption
I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is…
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TMS 2290: Pope Fiction
You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the…
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TMS 2289: Thiquid
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks…
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TMS 2288: MC Julia Child
Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A…
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TMS 2287: Thickened Liquid Cereal
Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed…
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TMS 2286: Word Constipation
One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three…
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TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe
He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine…
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TMS 2284: Truman Show Face
Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is…
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TMS 2283: Met Galaga
Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions…
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TMS 2282: Hairless Uggs
What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh…
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TMS 2281: Recreational Catnip
Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to…
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TMS 2280: Section 8 Peaches
I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad…
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TMS 2279: Something to Tacobout
Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy…
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TMS 2278: I am Defeato
Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows…
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TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell
She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a…
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TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers
Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors…
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TMS 2276: Chips and Nips
Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked…
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TMS 2275: Beef Lube
Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit…
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TMS 2274: Turn your key, sir!
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TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ?
Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My…
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TMS 2272: Oh Shire
The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin…
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TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts
It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo…
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TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger
Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see…
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TMS 2269: Noodle Duty
Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian…
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TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!
Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT…