Shows / The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Episodes
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TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys
Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many…
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TMS 2384: Batteries Not Ingested
TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys want Ill…
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TMS 2383: Mistakes on a Plane
Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas Carol…
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TMS 2382: Related Turkeys
Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries with that…
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TMS 2381: Peppy le Pugh
Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized burger…
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TMS 2380: Sopranosaurus
WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a Great…
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TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw
Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List…
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TMS 2378: Probably Pacino
Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Review! Be…
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TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!
Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should…
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TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!
The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs…
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TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!
From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Healthy Urine…
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TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin
Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation. Do…
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TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson
There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's your kids…
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TMS 2372: Schmo?
Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage dirtbags…
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TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat
Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate…
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TMS 2370: Angle Face
A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the whip…
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TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider
I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a…
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TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi
My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day…
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TMS 2367: Maize Maze
Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna chunk…
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TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra
I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan when death…
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TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey
Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When did Neil…
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TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery
You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have to buy…
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TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?
Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The chirp is…
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TMS 2362: Chicken Fork
Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In Tokyo (NO…
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TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison
Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda. Brian…
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TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention
Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back…
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TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation
Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I just…
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TMS 2358: Pins & Pens
I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your…
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TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick
Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3…
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TMS 2356: Explain your pants
Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinning. Body…
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TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point
Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. Sometimes…
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TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!
The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal…
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TMS 2353: Taco Hell
The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring Brian A…
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TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake
Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Confusing…
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TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil
Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Mastication…
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TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures
I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman…
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TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town
Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and…
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TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians
Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnson got…
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TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs
Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of…
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TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans
No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical Storm…
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TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts
I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the time…
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TMS 2344: Snoop Lore
Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. No…
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TMS 2343: Danny Trio
Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Weird Condom…
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TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian
G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business. Robut…
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TMS 2341: Listen to this hole
What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test. Can I…
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TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff
Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Own Is…
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TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches
Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom. What…
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TMS 2338: ForkLyfting
Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our Goat Ate…
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TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?
Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't exactly…
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TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell
Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: Religion's…
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TMS 2335: Forever Moops
Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much trouble now…
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TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?
Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm Being…
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TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie
Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Everyone…
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TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives
Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Smokin' Hot…
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TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed
The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing version of…
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TMS 2330: Cat Bus!
White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The…
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TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber
Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. Little…
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TMS 2328: Dual Duel
ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fries, Big…
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TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate
Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nuggets. Be…
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TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube
Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love Death and…