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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episodes
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350 - Lizzie Tacoma’s Getting Married [Patreon Preview]
Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his friends Silverton Seaside (Andrew) and Ken Koala (Charles) plan his bachelor party and discuss a pre-nup. Full episode…
Episode OneThe Gods of Podcasting 31 - MVP: Most Vertical Podcast [Patreon Preview]
We recorded the highest elevation podcast in history, towering at over 10,000 ft. It starts raining, Branson sees something in the woods, and we argue who's…
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349 - Roommate Wanted
Gordy (Andrew) interviews potential new roommates (Branson, Charles) for his apartment in Terre Haute's trendy Chicken Finger Hill neighborhood. E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #67 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: 1.1 Million Dollar Edition [Patreon Preview]
Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars. Full episode on Patreon…
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348 - The Sports’s Brothers
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—discuss their NFL careers and their daily lives. E1 on…
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E2 #66: Paragons of Truth [Patreon Preview]
Reid Gimball (Branson), with the help of his tulpa Squamous (Andrew), tries to get off the internet and be less involved with the paranormal. Full episode on…
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Dungeons & Deagles: Kaiju [Patreon Preview]
The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now…
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347 - Improv for Dramatic Actors
Acting coach William Peter Parsley (Branson) teaches Bennett Roulette (Andrew) and Z.Z. Child (Charles) to convey profound emotion in improvised dramatic…
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E2 #65 - The SurgiCast [Patreon Preview]
Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd. Full episode on Patreon…
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346 - The George W. Bush Memorial High School Anime Club
High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Bailey Front (Ty @bobo_circus) go…
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345 - American Strife: The Battle of Four Corners [Patreon Preview]
History buffs Please Phillips (Branson) and Edwin Gramble Friction (Charles) discuss a little-known incident in the 1930s in which Utah, New Mexico, Colorado…
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The Gods of Podcasting 30 - The Buck Moon [Patreon Preview]
Branson and Charles try to be polite. Andrew gets extremely flagrant inserting unwarranted trivia into the conversation. Full episode on Patreon…
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344 - Sloppy’s Shape-Up
Barber Sloppy (Branson) and his son Danny (Andrew) cut hair for their customers (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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E2 #64 - Bubble Ballers 2: Olympic Ballers [Patreon Preview]
Barstool personality Ran Hendricks (Andrew) sits down with NBA players Tick Montana (Branson), Grigori Basketballovski (Joel), and Dallas Uecker (Tom) ahead of…
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343 - The E1 Rebrand
E1 CEOs Branson and Charles consult with E1's resident artist Titas (@ihaveeczema) about a visual rebrand. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast…
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342 - F@#!%ers Who Kill
Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up serial killers. E1 on…
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E2 #63 - Burger and Plum Magazine’s Best Mayor in America [Patreon Preview]
Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) is joined by journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) as he meets with townsfolk and has dinner with Boris Johnson…
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341 - Where in the World is Damon Santeria? [Patreon Preview]
Host Lee Larson (Andrew) guides three pint-sized gumshoes—Little Zachy (Charles), Yo-Yo (Alex Nichols), and Ashley Angel Parker (Michael Hudson)—on an…
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340 - Purgatory
Inhabitants of purgatory Sisyphus (Branson), Culver (Andrew), and King Midazolam (Charles) discuss living alongside legions of unbaptized babies, unjust kings…
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E2 #62 - The Cash Kia [Patreon Preview]
Uber driver Cooper Sorento (Charles) picks up Walt Tremblay (Branson) and businessman Dominick Market (Andrew) during a big soccer match in Three Pumpkins…
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339 - The Lizard in the Crystal Bottle
Inspector Vincenzo Tarantula (Andrew) interrogates suspects Elmo Ferrari (Branson), Gremolata Coachella (Charles), and Lorenzo Pervertino (Mike F…
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E2 #61 - IPAs & RPGs 3 [Patreon Preview]
Friends Dave (Andrew), Brian (Charles), and Crunk (Branson) discuss their podcasting careers, their new video game company, and their jobs at the grocery…
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338 - Dusthouse Desperados
Music superstars Luke Billy (Branson), Godwin Glass (Andrew), and Bryden Brantley (Charles) discuss their plan to form a country supergroup. E1 on Patreon…
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337 - The Van Shamans at RiscoRocks Amphitheater (6/6/24) [Patreon Preview]
Jam band fans Biscuit (Branson), Dusty (Alex), and Rick (Charles) record a live show by their favorite band The Van Shamans. Full episode on Patreon…
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E0 #44 - Walt Tremblay Meets Caitlyn Jenner [Patreon Preview]
Walt Tremblay (Branson) and Caitlyn Jenner (Hesse) discuss car accidents, decathlons, Jojo Siwa, and who has to clean up after a war. Full episode on Patreon…
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336 - The Abduction of the Human Guy
Extraterrestrials Soothing Smile (Branson), Mr. DVD (Andrew), and xX_DaKrazyAlien_Xx (Charles) scour the Earth for the ideal human specimen to compete in the…
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E0 #43 - Nelson's Story Book Club Part 4 (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview]
Under a bright sizzling cream-ish moon, Nelson boards an alien spaceship for the thrilling conclusion, in which some secrets are revealed and other plot…
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335 - The RiscoRiver Pictures Executive Pitch Meeting
RiscoRiver Pictures executives Candle Westweather (Andrew), James “Jaws” James (Charles), and Latrine St. DuParc (Ty @bobo_circus) workshop movie pitches from…
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334 - The E1 Memorial Day Salute to Service & Silly Spit-Roast
Branson, Charles, and Truck the Pignificent (TJ @cookiesandart) host a Memorial Day variety show with a colorful cast of guests, including Andrew from E1, Chef…
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333 - The Debate Class Final at George W. Bush Memorial High School
Greg Head (Branson) and Witman Diggley (Charles) face off against Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST) and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @J0EGLEAS0N) in Mr. Load's (Andrew)…
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E0 #40 - Nelson's Story Book Club (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview]
Raina Douris (NPR's World Cafe) and Julian Feeld (QAA) join us for the first E1 Book Club, where we read and discuss the sci-fi epic "Nelson's Story" by Mr…
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332 - The Silly Guys Go to War
When a brand new island is discovered in the Pacific, President Cecil Cobra enlists Andrew, Branson, and Charles to fight for control of its resources in a war…
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The Gods of Podcasting 27 - Extraordinary Alien (ft. Raina Douris) [Patreon Preview]
Raina talks about the time she powerplayed Barbra Streisand and reveals whether or not she has intentions to commit espionage or sabotage in the United States…
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331 - Dickheads
Dickheads Daniel “Dave” Lewis (Branson), Travis Seltzer (Andrew), and Bobby Halo (Charles) discuss their business ideas and their favorite bars as they pregame…
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330 - Bourbon Bastards
Tortured poets and whiskey aficionados Silk Brothers aka NightTongue5832985393 (Branson), Mask O’Hare aka UnderBlackWaves (Andrew), Clift Miasma aka…
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329 - Dr. Fingerling’s Love Planet
Dr. Terrance Fingerling (Branson) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (Andrew, Charles). E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #60 - The Drafts Folder 2 [Patreon Preview]
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions…
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328 - Gilroy Monsanto at the Iowa State Fair [Patreon Preview]
Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) and campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse) interact with ordinary voters (Andrew, Charles) at the Iowa State Fair. Full episode…
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Pop That Corn 21 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (ft. Felix Biederman, Alex Nichols, and Ben) [Preview]
Andrew, Felix, Alex, and Ben discuss the 2018 Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101511528
Episode One327 - The Ballad of Brewer Grouse
Singer-songwriter Brewer Grouse finds himself at the center of the early '60s folk boom in Manhattan and sets out to make his message heard—whether people like…
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E2 #59 - The Dopeness Goes To The Zoo [Patreon Preview]
Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden2Milli (Branson), Paper Chaser (Charles), and FaZe Polanski (Felix) have an adventure at the zoo. Full episode on Patreon…
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326 - Angels
Angels Valentini (Branson), Dooriel (Andrew), and Rabbi Judas the Angel (Charles) discuss their jobs and daily routines in Heaven. E1 on Patreon…
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325 - Sex Doll Mechanics
Mechanics Sleeve (Branson) and Harley Knewer (Charles) help customers (Andrew, Tom) repair and maintain their sex dolls. E1 on Patreon…
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E0 #37 - Walt Tremblay Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]
Walt Tremblay (Branson) answers questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/100181864
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324 - Speedrunners of the Universe: Reality Done Quick [Patreon Preview]
CemeteryScone (Andrew), FunPlayer1 (Branson), MysteriousHumanoid1998 (Charles), and ThatMysticBlerd (@_KOL2) provide commentary on real-life speedruns…
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323 - Risco Caribbean Presents The Elvis of the Sea
YouTuber Rando Slice (Andrew), prison guard Nate Tussle (Branson), and Brody Bliscoe The World Ice Cream Champ (Charles) discuss their wonderful journey aboard…
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E2 #58 - Jedi’s: The Dantooine 500 [Patreon Preview]
Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) gather to watch the Dantooine 500 podrace. Full episode on Patreon…
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322 - Secret’s Service: Speaking Secrets
A discussion of the prestige TV show Secret’s Service featuring three super fans: Carl Yummy (Branson), Walton Sears (Andrew), and Filbert Fletcher (Charles)…
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E2 #57 - The Therapeutic Advice of the BRAN 5000 [Patreon Preview]
The BRAN 5000 (Branson) and Dr. Cloak Barrows (Andrew) try to help Randy Momo (Charles) overcome his state of extended adolescence. Full episode on Patreon…
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1001 Funny Jokes (Part 16) [Patreon Preview]
"1001 Funny Jokes" Call of Cthulhu campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/268039
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321 - The SickCast
Branson and Andrew discuss being sick. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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E2 #56 - The 3rd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]
This year we draft college frat houses. With Branson, Andrew, Charles, Tom, Joel, and Nick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98349005
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320 - The Philosophy Roundtable at the Lyceum [Patreon Preview]
Greek philosophers Anaenis (Branson), Philosophes (Andrew), and Platonicus (Charles) debate the thorniest philosophical questions of the time. Full episode on…
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319 - Oscar Me, Oooohed by Oscars
Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), and Reese Soulstone (Charles) share their predictions for Oscar season. E1 on Patreon…
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318 - The King's Flute
Mercenaries Smokemore (Branson), Quickseed (Andrew), and Molvux (Charles) undertake a quest to deliver The King's Flute to King Vahgo. E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #55 - The SadCast [Patreon Preview]
Jérome Durepois (Andrew) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (Branson) discuss their sadness. Full episode on Patreon…
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317 - Smoked: The Rise and Fall of Stamp Grosby
Stamp Grosby was the first player/coach/owner/GM in basketball. How did this former powder magnate end up being the shortest-term owner in NBA history? Slut…
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The Gods of Podcasting 24 - Are Taxes Constitutional? [Patreon Preview]
Branson, Andrew, and Charles dish about taxes, invent a nephew for Uncle Sam, and encourage all listeners to put down their bombs and embrace peace. Full…
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316 - The 4th Annual E1 vs PAL Timeshare Dispute
E1 and Podcast About List go on vacation at their timeshare in Nashua, NH but arrive to a discomforting surprise… E1 on Patreon…
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315 - The Wetted Whistle [Patreon Preview]
Bartenders Muck Leghorn (Alex Branson) and Clint Kentucky Royale (Nick Branson @Destroyomax9000) serve customers at The Crevice. Full episode on Patreon…