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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episodes
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314 - The FlexCast
Smith Michael Jenson (Andrew), Michael Jenson Smith (Branson), and Jenson Smith Michael (Charles) flex about their incredible lives and lifestyles. E1 on…
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313 - Charles Austin’s Reluctant Christmas Special
Charles takes it upon himself to record a Christmas special this year, despite his tepid interest in the holiday. E1 on Patreon…
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312 - Down Ichor Creek
Charon (Branson) guides his passengers Spider Lindell (Andrew) and Jawja Nawlins (Charles) down Ichor Creek in Silver Spoons, GA to complete missions for their…
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311 - The Divorce [Patreon Preview]
Wade Tacoma (Andrew) discusses his divorce proceedings with his brother Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his lawyer Ken Koala (Charles). Full episode on…
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E2 #54 - Fan Fiction & Fan Truth [Patreon Preview]
Fan fiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (Branson), DarkEmergencyX (Andrew), DarkNarutoX (Charles), and Tom D. Anime (Tom) share their latest stories. Full…
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310 - Hitchhikers
Long-haul trucker Yardman (Andrew) picks up hitchhikers (Branson, Charles) on his trek across the country. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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309 - Burger and Plum Magazine’s Best Mayor in America
Local journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three…
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E2 #53 - Paragons of Truth [Patreon Preview]
Reid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades. Full episode on Patreon…
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308 - Faith, Family, Freedom: The Bryden Brantley Interview on 94.3 COWZ FM
Silver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values…
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E2 #52 - Pulling the Chair with Dunk and Keys [Patreon Preview]
Dunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season. Full episode on Patreon…
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307 - The Ascension Ritual of Hmm. the Alien
Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on…
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E2 #51 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct [Patreon Preview]
U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may…
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306 - King Vahgo’s Dungeon [Patreon Preview]
Torturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon. Full episode on…
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305 - Campfire Stories to Scare Your Socks Off Spooky SZN Pumpkin Spice Vibes
Dracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories…
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E0 #33 - Zap News Live! On the Scene [Patreon Preview]
After a shooting at Club Pogo derails the release party for Charles the DJ's "DJ Play the Song," Zap News Reporter Kevin Slider (Charles) discusses the tragedy…
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304 - The Fruits of Faith Call-In Show with Pastor Clyde Sunbeam
Pastor Clyde Sunbeam (Charles) answers questions from callers (Andrew, @Lowenaffchen) during his afternoon call-in show. E1 on Patreon…
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303 - The American World Wrestling Production Meeting for Mr. Rumble’s Royale
AWW CEO Billy Crust (Branson) makes plans for Mr. Rumble's Royale with Brisk Santiago (Andrew), Crispin Ekphrasis (Charles), Big Tom Springsteen…
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302 - In the Court of King Vahgo [Patreon Preview]
King Vahgo (Branson) holds court before his subjects, knights, and advisors (Andrew, Charles). Full episode on Patreon…
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Pixar's Sodas Q&A [Patreon Preview]
Branson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon…
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301 - The Dopeness At The Movies Presents Pixar’s Sodas
Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get…
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When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon…
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299 - The New Tarzan
Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three…
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The Gods of Podcasting 18 - The E1 Job Interview [Patreon Preview]
Andrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793
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298 - Under the Hood [Patreon Preview]
Car designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle…
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E2 #50 - There's Something in the Woods… [Patreon Preview]
Paranormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson…
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297 - Who's Got the Juice
Hosts Denny Scrimshaw (@intellegint) and Region Alexander (@charlesraustin) judge contestants (@necrobranson @cookiesandart @ElliottZegas) from across America…
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296 - Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson (@necrobranson) and Jack Nicholson (@intellegint) tell Hollywood stories. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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E2 #49 - The Terre Haute 1000 [Patreon Preview]
Local radio personalities Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) host the Terre Haute 1000 at the Dinty Moore Racetrack on a…
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295 - Our Friends, Electric
In the near future (less than 1 week from now), three guys and three robots who are exactly as smart as each other set off on an incredible journey of…
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294 - Home on the Range
Cowboys Grover Goodfellow (@necrobranson), August Leroy Jubilee (@intellegint), Ozymandias Reed (@charlesraustin), and Ezekiel Tanner (@cookiesandart) discuss…
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E2 #48 - The Lie 2: Another Lie [Patreon Preview]
When Branson, Andrew, and Charles ruin Steven Soderbergh's pair of Bruce Springsteen's jeans, they must concoct another lie. Full episode on Patreon…
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293 - The Tailgate [Patreon Preview]
Gus Tooper (@necrobranson) hosts a college football tailgate with his freshman son Ferris Tooper (@intellegint) and his son's friends Jimmy Squalor…
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292 - The Pearly Gates
St. Peter (@charlesraustin) hangs out at the Pearly Gates, determining who should and shouldn't get into Heaven. E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #47 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting [Patreon Preview]
HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) mediates disputes about the E1 company mixer at Rainforest Cafe, a questionable batch of magic beans, and…
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291 - Hashman’s Hovel
Aspiring stoner Laguna Birch (@charlesraustin) consults with Hashman (@intellegint) and Tony Grow (@necrobranson) to find his perfect strain. Listen to…
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290 - Scientists
Scientists Prof. Scoop Dresser (@intellegint), Dr. Dollop Salv (@necrobranson), and Dr. Benjamin Watts-Updog (@charlesraustin) share the latest research in…
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289 - Casks & Cravats: A Song to Tangier
Some of the most premiere gentlemen within the world—Mr. Swipps (@intellegint), Mr. Dundas (@necrobranson), Mr. Pontchartrain (@charlesraustin), and Mr. Óveður…
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Pop That Corn 18 - Small Soldiers (ft. Will Menaker & @tupacdurex) [Patreon Preview]
Will Menaker (@willmenaker) and Taylor (@tupacdurex) join Andrew to discuss the 1998 Joe Dante film Small Soldiers. Full episode on Patreon…
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Call of Cthulhu: 1001 Funny Jokes [Patreon Preview]
Terre Haute, Indiana, 1929. Three independently wealthy gentlemen converge at the Cordial Center for Dignified Living when strange occurrences begin to disrupt…
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288 - From the Files of CIA: The War on Christmas Island
CIA agents Scyther (@charlesraustin), Keaton (@intellegint), and Kegger (@necrobranson) discuss notable previous operations and plot a coup on Christmas…
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287 - Surfers
Surfers Goby Jones (@intellegint), Jon Condom (@necrobranson), and Rider Vega (@charlesraustin) discuss surf culture and the legendary 100 ft. wave making its…
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E2 #46 - The DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational Sponsored by MyFreeLawyer.com [Patreon Preview]
Shoutcasters Reclxner (@necrobranson), SynaptiKle (@intellegint), and f.GUMP (@charlesraustin) provide commentary at the annual DooDash Bridge of Bastards…
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286 - Wizards
Wizards Sop the Smartest (@necrobranson), Solabaster the Silver (@intellegint), and Dewey the Wizard King (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite spells and…
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285 - Toy Tales
Toymakers Dish Whistle (@intellegint), Eddie Seawave (@charlesraustin), and Doc Sprocket (@necrobranson) discuss their inventions. E1 on Patreon…
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The Gods of Podcasting 13 - Locker Room Talk [Patreon Preview]
Branson takes a quiz to find out if he's good at sucking dick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84109420
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284 - Red Hot Chili Peppers [Patreon Preview]
Spicy pepper breeders Monte Anjou (@necrobranson) and “Spicy” Joe Renegade (@charlesraustin) discuss their peppers, their hot sauces, and the annual spicy…
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E2 #45 - AAA Ball: Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping vs. Terre Haute Gunblades [Patreon Preview]
The Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping take on the Terre Haute Gunblades with commentary from Salty Pepper (@necrobranson), Kohl Nordstrom (@charlesraustin), and…
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283 - Jedi’s
Jedi's Darth Hundo (@charlesraustin), Dape Dode (@intellegint), and Tannin Sperm (@necrobranson) gather at the Star Wars cantina to talk about the life of…
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282 - Good Morning Three Pumpkins!
Dirty eating guru True Goodwin (@necrobranson) explains his groundbreaking fad diet to morning show hosts Bobo Tabasco (@charlesraustin) and Leto Caprese…
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E2 #44 - The 2nd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]
Branson, Andrew, Charles, Joel, Tom, and Nick draft fantasy basketball teams consisting of any players or characters they want. Full episode on Patreon…
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281 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale
T.K. Frisbee (@charlesraustin) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (@necrobranson @intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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Dungeons & Deagles: Rat Wash 1871 [Patreon Preview]
A group of fearless cowboys gathers in a small Texas town to hunt for the fugitive Varnadoe, wanted for a massacre at Hogtown Horse Ranch where he killed up to…
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280 - Landlords [Patreon Preview]
Landlords Chip Howdy (@necrobranson), Ridley Bins (@intellegint), and Russell Galactica (@charlesraustin) discuss their properties and the struggles of dealing…
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Pop That Corn 16 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves [Patreon Preview]
Andrew and Branson talk about the D&D movie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82349942
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279 - Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee Meeting Minutes
Presidential candidate Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) consults with trusted advisors Kentucky Red (@cushbomb), Harvey Cleese (@intellegint), and Noel Articuno…
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278 - Put Another Pot of Coffee On: Homicide Stories
Homicide detectives Marvin Mundy (@necrobranson), Lesley Mariner (@intellegint), and Feta Stockwell (@charlesraustin) discuss their investigative techniques…
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277 - The Botanical Gardens of Opulence
Genetic engineers Dr. Honus (@necrobranson) and Mr. Neptune (@charlesraustin) introduce new guy New Guy (@intellegint) to the wonders of Opulence's botanical…
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E2 #43 - The Mr. Hoss Ohio of the Year Round 2 [Patreon Preview]
Judges Croak Munch (@necrobranson) and Toby Topp (@charlesraustin) welcome returning contestants Baxton Decker (@len0killer), Catfish (@jakebrodes), and Jason…
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276 - GooGo the Pod-Goose’s Pod-Off Podcast [Patreon Preview]
Nostalgia abounds as former GooGo the Goose cast members Otis (@necrobranson), DJ (@intellegint), and Cad (@charlesraustin) reminisce about their time on the…
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E2 #42 - The Dopeness [Patreon Preview]
Caden 2 Milli (@necrobranson), Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) discuss their taxes and the time that Caden 2 Milli died. Full…