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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episodes
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462 - RT3-4ME: A Roddy Toddy Tang Taylor Fan Podcast
RT3 super stans Bib Valentine (Branson), Caesar Teaser (Andrew), and JayLee N. Peanutbutter (Charles) discuss RT3's latest acting roles and surprise new album…
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461 - Gridrunners: Uncorked (ft. Riley Quinn)
Wine lovers Talbot Kilrain (Branson), Bertrand Butterbill (Charles), and Aldo Ceviche (Andrew) welcome three-time master sommelier candidate George Lazenby Jr…
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E2 #135 - F@#!%ers Who Stink [Patreon Preview]
Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up stinkers. Full episode on…
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460 - The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor Goes to Kill Tony (ft. Benny Feldman & Jake Rhodes)
Comedy's brightest stars gather to celebrate Tony Hinchcliffe as he accepts the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Watch Benny's new standup special…
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E2 #134 - The Rogues' Gallery (ft. Hesse Deni) [Patreon Preview]
Supervillains Luciferocity the Devastator (Branson), Weatherman (Andrew), King Midas (Charles), and The Gentlemancer (Hesse) discuss their problems with the…
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459 - Silver Spoons PD Flock Training (ft. Derek)
Chief Safety Officer Pud Stunk (Branson) trains local officers Clay Samsonite (Charles) and John Jacob Jared Leto Schmidt (Derek) to use Flock's surveillance…
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Dungeons & Deagles: Charles Theft Auto [Patreon Preview]
Charles returns to his GTA hometown of Carcer City, where cousins and thugs and such from his past drag him back into the criminal lifestyle. Full campaign on…
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458 - The Deal-vil’s Dungeon (ft. Pierce Campion)
Deal-vils Holden Court (Andrew) and Dillion Dollards (Pierce) hear pitches from entrepreneurs (Branson, Charles) and decide whether to invest in their success…
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457 - RiscoTemp Job Interviews
RiscoTemp Assistant Manager Rennan Stimpy (Branson) interviews potential candidates (Andrew, Charles) for temp jobs. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #133 - Telemarketers [Patreon Preview]
Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon…
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456 - The Duncan Hooper Contract Negotiation
Rising basketball star Duncan Hooper (Charles) and his agent T.J. Fisk (Andrew) negotiate a contract with the owner of the Las Vegas Basketball, Wedge Gump…
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455 - The Knights of the Brown Table (ft. Maxime Simonet)
King Vahgo's knights Sir Arthur (Branson), Sir Oldfellow (Andrew), Sir Oddrich Abundance (Charles), and Sir Goldenheart (Max) provide commentary as squires…
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454 - Roller Coaster Pioneer: Treatland (ft. Patches)
Simon Random (Branson) and TheThemeParkDude (Patches) tell the story of the Butternut, Missouri theme park Treatland. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon…
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453 - LIBERATOR: Tactical Civilian Facility (ft. Ben Avery)
Gun range instructors Krohnt Bobe (Branson) and Jon Burpo (Ben Avery) teach Dante Sanferno (Andrew) and Pastor Gene Exegesis (Charles) to use firearms…
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452 - The Offseason
Red O'Daniels (Andrew) sits down with Coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson) to discuss the upcoming NFL and NBA seasons. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon…
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451 - Tavern Twins Restaurant Rescue (ft. DeadBlossomJesse)
The Tavern Twins, Tim Tavern (Branson) and Tom Tavern (Jesse), attempt to save the struggling Theme's Bar, Grill, and Bar. Can the Twins whip absentee owner…
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450 - Couple'a Guys with Gianna Coplaguysi (ft. Ty Wood)
Italian-American podcaster Gianna Coplaguysi (Ty) facilitates a conversation between Joey “The Square” Cacciatore (Branson) and Carmy Parm (Charles) about…
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449 - The Fixer
Fixer Bob Drop (Branson) solves crises for a variety of clients (Andrew, Charles). Watch our cartoon "The Office of Tomorrow," out now as part of Chunks…
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448 - The New Job
God (Branson), Satan (Charles), and Andrew Hudson (Andrew) test the faith of a new Job. Watch our cartoon "The Office of Tomorrow," out now as part of Chunks…
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447 - Yeller’s Hot Dogs (ft. Jill O'Connell)
Manager Eddy Eichmann (Branson) trains new cashier Margaret Simpson (Jill) to insult customers (Andrew, Charles) at Yeller's Hot Dogs. Watch Jill's House of…
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446 - Grab a Seat with Gary Gargarita
Gary Gargarita (Andrew) interviews Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) about his dating life, the mayoral election, and the mayor's assistant Layla…
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E2 #122 - IPAs & RPGs Car Wash Takes
Crunk (Branson), Dave (Andrew), and Brian (Charles) introduce their new show Car Wash Takes. Watch our new animated short (drops 7/19) at…
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445 - ToyTime NOW! (ft. Caleb Pitts)
Dunk (Branson) hosts Keyes (Andrew), Aaron (Caleb), and David Sirota-Lorenz (Charles) for a no-holds-barred debate about the hottest toys, toymakers, and…
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444 - The Limp House House Meeting (ft. Brace Belden)
Housemates Spleen (Andrew), Spike Biden (Brace), Clovis (Branson), and Mumford Merzbow (Charles) discuss rent, roaches, rats, dogs, permanent salvia, house…
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443 - Dat Tastes Fucking Awesome
Rappers Bevv Hyllz (Branson) and Paper Chaser (Charles) enjoy fine dining at Ritzi's on the Pier with Chef Cook Simmers and Gary Gargarita (Andrew). Subscribe…
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E2 #120 - The Light of the Lamb (ft. Cameron Fetter) [Patreon Preview]
Pastors Houston Millionaire (Charles), Billy Whiteteeth (Branson), and Kristian Godd (Cameron) share sermons, sing hymns, and make nominations for Christian of…
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442 - Gas Station Attendants (ft. Luke Taylor)
Gas station attendants Vinnie Vardaman (Charles) and Luke Taylor (Luke Taylor) serve various customers (Andrew, Branson). Listen to Luke's podcast STORES…
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441 - The Island of Nurse Maury
Dr. Watson Elementary (Charles) and Dr. Heathcliff Doonsbury (Andrew) crash land on the Island of Nurse Maury, which is inhabited by strange vivisected…
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440 - The Dispensary (ft. Will Menaker)
Patch Braddams (Branson) and Mike White (Will) help customers (Andrew, Charles) at the Out of Your Dome Smoke You Out Plus dispensary. Buy Alex Branson's The…
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439 - The Wedding of George Washingborg and Mindy Klutz (ft. April Clark & Raina Douris)
George Washingborg (Branson) and Mindy Klutz (April Clark) celebrate their marriage with best man Jimmy Dimestore (Andrew), maid of honor Brianna Piranha…
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438 - Garbagemen (ft. Josh Androsky)
Garbagemen Miles Underbelt (Branson), Wes Sidestory (Andrew), and Randy Vodka (Josh Androsky) collect garbage from various New Yorkers (Charles). Buy Alex…
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437 - Aldo Ceviche's Risco Customer Service Adventure [Patreon Preview]
Aldo Ceviche (Andrew) calls a Risco customer service representative (Branson) for help with his tablet. Full episode on Pateeon…
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436 - Beyond The Pen’s Felt (ft. Ty Wood)
Fantasy worldbuilders Raymond Edgar Metric (Branson), Custer Gumption (Charles), and Morticia “Tish” Ravenway (Ty) read selections from their work. Buy Alex…
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435 - The Fingertrap 5K
Crease Cupwell (Branson) and Prep Hemlock (Andrew) participate in the Fingertrap 5K to support the Ron Artest Center for Teens Who Feel Cornered. Buy Alex…
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434 - Paranatural
Abel Zweihander (Andrew) is good at spells. Cain Zweihander (Branson) is good at websites. The brothers must combine their skills to fulfill a quest from their…
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433 - Jerking Off with Jack and Josh
Neighbors Jack (Branson) and Josh (Andrew) discuss the T&A and the P and the V and everything in between. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars…
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1001 Funny Planets Mission 6 - The Eaten Diplomat of Peepaw 7 [Patreon Preview]
The crew is ordered to negotiate a dispute between the elderly Fuddyites and the youthful Pesko. Full campaign on Patreon…
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432 - Selections for Gavin Newsom’s Book Club
Timmy Minneola (Branson), Goose Newsom (Andrew), and Edgar Dumpwink (Charles) debate selections for Gavin Newsom's book club in preparation for his…
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431 - The Congressional Writing Club (ft. Julian Feeld & Jake Rockatansky)
A group of elected officials share their creative writing. Andrew - Jumbo Cazadores (R-Colorado) Branson - Senator Gilroy Monsanto (R-Indiana) Charles - Noam…
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430 - The Dopeness World Tour: Ohio (ft. Pendejo Time)
Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) find out about Ohio's latest trends in culture and streetwear from Catfish (Jake) and…
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429 - Bramblestory: An Animal's Tail
Members of The Knights Who Say Hawk Tuah guild—Lebronkobe (Branson), xxFISHBOYxx (Andrew), EvocativeChap (Tom), and ChubbyDonut99 (CJ)—run a dungeon in…
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428 - The Riffing Therapist
The riffing therapist Luke Luther Laughmore (Charles) gives his patients (Andrew, Branson) a tight five. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #111 - Jedi’s: The Star Wars Safari [Patreon Preview]
Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) lead a tour of the Star Wars Safari. Full episode on Patreon…
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427 - Lights Camera Passion: An Intimate Look at Intimacy on Film (ft. Ty Wood)
Intimacy coordinators Casino Carlisle (Branson), George R.R. Word (Charles), and Fallyn Matcha-Dubai (Ty) share their expertise with some of Hollywood's…
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E2 #110 - F@#!%ers Who Cheat [Patreon Preview]
Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up cheaters. Full episode on…
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Dungeons & Deagles: The Quest for Clargon's Clothes (Part 1) (ft. Felix Biederman) [Patreon Preview]
Adventurers Clargon (Felix), Cremo Wheat (Andrew), and Lord Jameson Pigeonsbane (Charles) go to Society Hill to get Clargon's clothes back from King Blargon…
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426 - The Final Performance of the Keister Treacle Three
The USS Lady sets off on its maiden voyage in 1917, and musicians Keister Treacle (Branson), Don Von Bonbon (Andrew), and Joss Loughlin (Charles) debate which…
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E2 #109 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct [Patreon Preview]
U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that he misallocated funding received…
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425 - The Last Meal
Terre Haute federal supermax chef/chaplain Chef-Father Brendan Charity (Charles) arranges death row inmate Bud Dupreen's (Branson) final meal and reads him his…
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424 - Ancient Ancestors: The Bolted Stone Culture [Patreon Preview]
Professor Hozer Deloitte (Branson), his TA Fennel Sedgewick (Charles), and Sports Illustrated journalist Mark Rothko III (Andrew) discuss the ancient Bolted…
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423 - Argument Practice
Dodger Trautwein (Branson) and Hop Saunders (Charles) practice arguments that may come up in their real lives. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon…
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422 - Mindblowing Lifestyles Media
Entrepreneurs Lonnie Middleweight (Branson), Mason Jason Janson (Andrew), and Trench Wayfare (Charles) teach you to take control of your own financial destiny…
Episode OneE2 #107 - Alex Branson's The Money Wars 2 [Patreon Preview]
In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. Full episode on Patreon…
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421 - Roger Goodbank’s G.A. Bank
Jr. Banker Brian Banker Jr. (Branson) helps customers (Andrew, Charles) at Roger Goodbank's G.A. Bank. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episode One420 - How the West Was Wing
In 2066, the Democrats have achieved a liberal utopia in the United States. But can President Silas Winfield defend the status quo against Republican attacks…
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E2 #106 - Who Wants to Be Food 2: The I Don’t Want to Be Food Anymore Group Home Sessions [Patreon Preview]
Social worker N. Edible (Charles) helps Cheeseburger (Andrew), I.B. Goodfood (Branson), and Will B. Dinner (Tom) come to terms with the fact that they are not…
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419 - Dr. Davis M. Wifi’s Perennial UAP Retreat
Tour guide Dr. Davis M. WiFi (Andrew) leads Sloan Drooler (Branson) and Montana Hobart (Charles) through the wilderness in search of unidentified aerial…
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E2 #105 - Charles Austin’s 3rd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]
Charles welcomes Chris Metzen, the Brothers Stroganoff, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more for his 3rd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon…
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418 - The Blazer Debate (ft. CJ)
CJ moderates a debate between Andrew and Branson about whether a grown man needs to own a blazer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song…
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417 - The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Committee Meeting (ft. Alex Nichols)
Committee members Skinny Chess (Branson), Mars Fretmaster (Andrew), Tweed Blazeman (Charles), and Adlai Stevenson VI (Alex) decide which artists to induct into…