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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episodes
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E2 #103 - The Dopeness Lays an Egg (ft. Hesse Deni) [Patreon Preview]
Caden2Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) welcome rapper Bettybye Nightlight (Hesse) to talk about last night's party with the…
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416 - The Caddie Corner [Patreon Preview]
Caddie Greenfella (Branson) helps golfer Stacy Nintendo (Andrew) improve his game. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/416-caddie-145074867…
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415 - Casamigos Community College Cooking Class
Instructor Prop Italiano (Branson) teaches students Rico Scalfani (CJ), Dax Dorbler (Charles), and Lonus (Andrew) to make gin and tonic chicken and bake their…
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414 - The Council of Nature (ft. Matthew Goldin & Derek)
Druids Brother John Father (Branson), Brother Jason Nineteen (Charles), Brother Basil Giuliani (Derek), and Brother Jeremy Miller (Matthew) discuss the needs…
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413 - The Duel at Gentleman’s Bog (ft. Dan Boeckner)
Aurelius Pigfolk Monsanto (Branson) and Thelonious Sprocketclock (Charles) duel just outside Petite Paris, Louisiana with help from their seconds Gimlet…
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412 - GooGo the Goose Wikia Moderator Meet-Up [Patreon Preview]
GooGo Wikia moderator Peter Punchbowl (Branson) welcomes fellow mods ToastedLlama44 (Andrew) and Franky DiStinko (Charles) to his home to explore his…
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E2 #100 - Forever Young Adults 4 [Patreon Preview]
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where the Black…
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411 - The Alien’s Exorcist
Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ghost who…
Episode One410 - Alex Branson's The Money Wars
In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the forces…
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E0 #59 - Love & Horror Book Club (ft. Raina Douris) [Patreon Preview]
Raina Douris joins Branson and Charles to discuss the novel "Love & Horror" by Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes," "Nelson's Story," and…
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409 - Lightnail
Special Agent Curtis Lightnail is a red-blooded patriot who doesn't suffer libs. But his patriotism is put to the test on a mission that goes against…
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408 - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (ft. Felix Biederman)
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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E2 #98 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? [Patreon Preview]
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) discuss an experimental surgery they got, their new base on the moon, and their missing assistant…
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407 - Wednesday Afternoon Football on Risco Plus (ft. Nate Fisher & Will Sennett) [Patreon Preview]
Natural Football League pre-game show hosts Money McDonalds (Nate Fisher), Brock Erinovich (Will Sennett), Flint Cleanwater (Branson), Nick St. Little…
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E2 #97 - Prehistoria 2: Futuretopia [Patreon Preview]
George Spaceson (Andrew) brings cavemen Kraven Morestone (Branson) and Granite Rockwell (Charles) to a futuristic world that has less to do with stones and…
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406 - Exploring the Fringe (ft. The Villain Joel)
Dr. Roddy Knobber (Branson) leads a consortium of fringe medical professionals including Dr. Dezzy Tolkien (Andrew), Dr. Ether Nettles (Charles), and Professor…
Episode One1001 Funny Planets Mission 3 - Traversing the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt [Patreon Preview]
The crew is appointed a substitute captain (who lets them watch a movie) as they begin their mission navigating the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt. Full campaign on…
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405 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Gilroy Monsanto Interview (ft. Hesse Deni)
CBS's Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) sits down with Gilroy Monsanto (Branson), his campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse), and brother P.J.T. Beauregard…
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E2 #96 - The Camelot Arcadian Genius Grant Personality Test [Patreon Preview]
Dr. Helmer Veritas (@necrobranson) of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism interrogates MMA fighter Prep Hemlock (@intellegint) about a former…
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404 - Scary iPad (ft. Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh)
Superfans Brian Hotrodman (Branson), T.D. Thistlewillow (Charles), Thud Einstein (Rajat), and Trevor Heaven (Jeremy) recap the 4th season of Chrip Gregorwald's…
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E2 #95 - Paragons of Truth 6: Beef World and the Three Luxuries [Patreon Preview]
Reid Gimball (Branson) pays a visit to his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) to explain his theory that a Jesus Christ A.I. is coming to digitize millions of the…
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403 - Baphomet Security Services (ft. Felix Biederman) [Patreon Preview]
A debate between Facts and Opinions. Plus, a message from our sponsors, Baphomet Security Services, the only private security contractors whose employees are…
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The Gods of Podcasting 40 - Ohio Ocean's 11 for Catalytic Converters (ft. Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale) [Patreon Preview]
Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks join Branson, Andrew, and Charles to design a cruise ship experience full of thrills, chills, and wows…
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402 - The Risco Gaming Expo (ft. Bryan Quinby & Chris James)
Game journalists and designers Jeorge Weekly (Branson), Marlboro Johnson (Bryan Quinby), Jared "Kush Nerd" Walton (Chris James), Harold Dudd Roswell (Charles)…
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E2 #94 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale [Patreon Preview]
T.K. Frisbee (Charles) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (Branson, Andrew) ahead of his big move to Santa Monica with his girlfriend Jennifer…
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401 - The Berkeley Comedy Lab (ft. Benny Feldman)
Comedy researchers Tony Livingstein (Benny Feldman @Feldfrog), Dr. Randy Pumper (Branson), Pleaser Bruja (Andrew), and Morgan Jazzwater (Charles) discuss their…
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E2 #93 - In the Court of King Vahgo [Patreon Preview]
King Vahgo (Branson) is bedridden after being gored by his prized blue bull Superstar. Despite his affliction, he attends to the needs of his various visitors…
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400 - Alex Branson's Hawaiian House Party
Branson hosts his long-awaited Hawaiian House Party in sunny Akron, Ohio. Starring in order of appearance: Alana, Will Menaker, Katherine Krueger, Alex…
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399 - The Surveillance of Alex Branson
Agent Beachball (Andrew), Agent Popsicle (Branson), and Agent Shandy (Charles) trail podcaster Alex Branson on routine surveillance. E1 on Patreon…
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E2 #92 - GooGo the Goose’s Goof-Off Garden [Patreon Preview]
GooGo the Goose (Charles) and Mr. Smiles (Branson) are joined by A24 creative director Hale Handleworth (Andrew), who is developing new ideas for the GooGo…
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1001 Funny Planets Mission 2 [Patreon Preview]
The crew prepares for a vacation to the Roller Coaster Pope's theme park planet, but things don't go as planned… Full episode on Patreon…
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398 - RiscoReal Productions Fall Meeting for Reality Programming
Risco VPs LaChance Chalmers (Branson) and Jason G. Jitters (Charles) discuss fall reality programming, including Who Wants To Be Food Island, Labor of Love…
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E0 #57 - Small Talk 3 / Walt's Smile Log 25 [Patreon Preview]
Columbo (Hesse) is living in the Everybody Loves Raymond museum and Walt Tremblay (Branson) is living in his dead friend's apartment. At Winky's Diner, they…
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397 - Love Out of Bounds: Rebound of Love: A Ref’s Story: Whistle of Love
Ref Nate is the #1 draft pick in the NBA Ref Draft. But when he falls in love with a player named Raz Hummler, will his personal feelings interfere with his…
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E2 #91 - Barflies [Patreon Preview]
Pussy Wallace (Branson) and his drinking buddy Dogeyes (Andrew) join a drinking team and discuss which year their favorite bars peaked. Full episode on…
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396 - Saving Madame Samba
Captain McZerg (Charles) leads his fearless troops Pvt. Napoleon (Andrew) and Pvt. Freedrink (Branson) as they storm Chokepoint Beach and confront the…
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395 - The Rogues’ Gallery
Supervillains C-Diff (Branson), Mr. Scarcity (Charles), and Weatherman aka Denny Twister (Andrew) discuss their powers, their schemes, and the superheroes they…
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394 - The Silly Guys Go to the Library
The Silly Guys lose internet access and reluctantly go to the library, where they embark on a magical Pagemaster-style adventure with the help of Mr. Library…
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E2 #90 - The King’s Flute 2: The Sacred Nephew [Patreon Preview]
Adventurers Greentooth (Andrew), Captain Spitsong (Branson), and Gutstone (Charles) transporting the skeleton of the sacred nephew to King Vahgo. Full episode…
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393 - Taxi Cab Truths
Taxi driver Arty (Andrew) picks up passengers (Branson, Charles) who divulge their deepest secrets and darkest truths. Chicago live show on Friday, August 1…
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E2 #89 - Mudwick & Sons Funeral Home and Services [Patreon Preview]
Funeral home director Custard Mudwick (Branson) prepares his sons Leech Mudwick (Andrew) and Shingle Mudwick (Charles) for his imminent demise. Full episode on…
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1001 Funny Planets Mission 1 - Roboppression on Rhiney IV [Patreon Preview]
The crew of the Starship Handshake investigates an abandoned space station. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-1-on-131983537
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392 - Homie County Chopsters
Motorcycle pros Elmo Bieferblaschter (Branson) and Big TeeTee Jr. Bieferblaschter (Patrick Doran) design custom choppers for customers (Andrew, Charles)…
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Dogcatcher Inutaro Season 2 Q&A [Patreon Preview]
We answer YOUR questions about Inutaro season 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dogcatcher-2-q-131595929 Chicago live show on Friday…
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391 - The Saudi Tribunal Determines the Fate of Andrew Schulz
Saudi Prince Omar Funlife (Branson), Emir Trommel Bedfast (Charles), and American journalist Mr. Drama (Andrew) determine the fate of treacherous American…
Episode One390 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E10 - The Death of Inutaro!! The Birth of the World’s Greatest DJ!!
Inutaro faces off against the Cat God in a battle that will determine the fate of Planet Wetfood. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED…
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E2 #88 - The GWB Memorial High Anime Club at Utsukushii Con [Patreon Preview]
High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Hailey Desk (Ty @bobo_circus) go to…
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389 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E09 - Uptown Schizo’s Passive Income Technique!! Look Out for the Chocolate-Tipped Bullet, Rex-Sama!!
The dogcatchers infiltrate the Cat God's notorious fortress, Friskies World. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme…
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E2 #87 - The Legend of Skunk Welcher and the Four Treasures [Patreon Preview]
Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher and the four treasures. Full episode on Patreon…
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388 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E08 - Comic Cat Co-Nyan O’Brien Clobbers Pamela!! Beer Pong Battle—Blowing Vs. Fingering!!
The dogcatchers square off in one-on-one battles against the Divine Cats at the Cherry Blossom Oasis. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED…
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387 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E07 - Flamingo Blood Flows at Cherry Blossom Oasis!! Arrival of the Divine Cats!!
Inutaro lands on Planet Wetfood just as the Cat God sends his divine feline warriors to deal with him and his friends. OP theme…
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E0 #53 - The Papal Conclave [Patreon Preview]
Cardinals Humbolt Adirondack (Andrew), Blotto Durango (Branson), and Johnny Walker Blue (Charles) vote to select a new pope and pay tribute to the newest…
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386 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E06 - Suckling Human Barbecue Buffet Romance!! Charlie Brown Hits Puberty!!
Pamela and Uptown Schizo face off in the tournament finals while Inutaro heads into space to rendezvous with the rest of the dogcatchers. OP theme…
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E2 #86 - The Drama Class Final at George W. Bush Memorial High School [Patreon Preview]
Mr. Load (Andrew) fills in as drama teacher as Greg Head (Branson), Witman Diggley (Charles), Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST), and Dylan Scarfo (Joe…
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Dungeons & Deagles: Sevillehaven Academy for Magical Lads [Patreon Preview]
Four magical lads matriculating at Sevillehaven Academy gather to give their final presentations before wizard school graduation. Full campaign on Patreon…
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385 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E05 - Friendship Clash—Pamela Vs. Primrose!! Inutaro Backyard Wrestling Legend!?
Pamela and Primrose face off in the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament while Rash and Gentian Violet plan their first date. OP theme…
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E0 #52 - Small Talk / Walt's Smile Log 23 [Patreon Preview]
Walt Tremblay (Branson) catches up with his friend Columbo (Hesse). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-52-small-talk-127657017
Episode One384 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E04 - The Westminster Iron Paw Tournament Commences!! Rash’s Improbable Relationship Blossoms!!
Inutaro trains for his CDL test on Earth while the rest of the dogcatchers enter the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament to compete for a wish from the Cat Genie…
Episode One383 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E03 - Mysterious Cats Appear!! Wendy “Dubs” Winchester Makes Her Famous Superstar Nachos!!
The dogcatchers land on the planet of cats and encounter an android cat cop named Gentian Violet. Primrose trains under a cool kitty cat named Dubs while Rex…
Episode OneE2 #85 - IPAs and RPGs: Roomba Rumble [Patreon Preview]
Crunk's (Branson) stepdad's Roomba ran over Dave's (Andrew) girlfriend's glitterbomb and now it's a mess. Brian (Charles) has a new DoorDash and AI shirt. Full…