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Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Episodes
Episode One382 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E02 - Chocolate Day Romance Meltdown!! The Advent of the Dog Spaceship!?
Dr. Insane Einstein builds a dog spaceship capable of reaching the planet of cats. Meanwhile, the dogcatchers celebrate romance on Chocolate Day. OP theme…
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E2 #84 - Jedi's: Campaign for the Galactic Senate [Patreon Preview]
Today in a galaxy far far away, Emperor Palpatine has proposed an excise tax on the manufacture of cell phones sold at Cricket Wireless authorized retailers…
Episode One381 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E01 - Dogcatcher Graduation Leads To Excitement!! Showdown In Times Square Tokyo Bass Pro Shop!!
As the dogcatchers officially graduate from dogcatcher high school, the long-frozen body of Uptown Schizo begins to thaw, leading Inutaro and friends to the…
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E2 #83 - F@#!%ers Who Drunk Drive [Patreon Preview]
Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full episode…
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380 - Man’s Best Friend
Dog trainers Zacky Limble (Andrew), Houndmaster Chengis (Branson), and Jazz Palmetto (Charles) discuss their idiosyncratic training styles. E1 on Patreon…
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379 - The Movie Me Moved By Movies Fabulous Feast of Film Festival
Movie critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) debate which films to include in the…
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E2 #82 - The Dopeness Gets Rugpulled [Patreon Preview]
Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) discuss Rugcoin, Mr. Drama's educational at school, and why does a chicken become food…
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Dungeons & Deagles: ArchFriendz [Patreon Preview]
A group of friendly adventurers embarks on a quest to bring a unicorn egg to Those Blue and Yellow and Purple Hills. Full campaign on Patreon…
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378 - The Three Pumpkins Architectural Boat Tour
Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious passenger…
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E0 #51 - Alex Branson's History of Basketball (Part 1) [Patreon Preview]
Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209
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The Gods of Podcasting 35 - Branson's Folly: The Curse of Abundance [Patreon Preview]
Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure…
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377 - The 5th Annual E1 vs PAL Podcast Merger [Patreon Preview]
With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full episode…
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376 - Disclosure: Secrets of Groom Lake
Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak…
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E2 #81 - Just Sold: The Caesar Clinton Estate [Patreon Preview]
Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell…
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375 - SoftSpoken. A Podcast for Men Seeking Confidence.
Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways. E1…
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374 - Candlelight Conversations
Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions…
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E2 #80 - The Sports’s Brothers: The Big Game Post-Game Preview [Patreon Preview]
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens…
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373 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Unveiling of the B.R.A.N. 6000 [Patreon Preview]
CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000…
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E2 #79 - Pleasuremen [Patreon Preview]
Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full episode on…
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Dungeons & Deagles: Intrigue at Castle Goodtime [Patreon Preview]
As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon…
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372 - The Colonization of Planet Name Pending
Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to…
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E2 #78 - The Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest: The Winter Classic [Patreon Preview]
Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty…
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371 - Mailer Daemon: An Email Culture Podcast
Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast. E1…
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E2 #77 - The Drafts Folder 3 [Patreon Preview]
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and…
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370 - Punchline Pond Assisted Living
Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before…
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369 - Prehistoria
Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives over…
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E2 #76 - My Dinner with Andrew [Patreon Preview]
Over a bottle of 21 Savages, Andrew sits down with Branson for an exclusive Vanity Fair magazine interview about his new interest in astronomy. Full episode on…
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368 - Zenith: The Apex Pinnacle [Patreon Preview]
Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on hard work…
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E2 #75 - Movie Me, Moved By Movies [Patreon Preview]
Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) discuss the latest box office…
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367 - The Ancient Lost City of Thugview Grotto
Submarine captain Stoat Mellows (Andrew) brings finance billionaires Regal Greenstone (Branson) and Tuxedo Jollydollar (Charles) undersea in search of the…
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Dungeons & Deagles: The Treasure of Horsemint Island [Preview]
King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Resort and…
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366 - Burnside Automotive
Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon…
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Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]
Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118100800
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365 - Locker Room Talk: Providence The Dracula vs. Hartford Scrooges
NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwater…
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E2 #74 - Charles Austin’s 2nd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]
Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy…
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364 - Three Pumpkins Clown College [Patreon Preview]
Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon…
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E2 #73 - The Dopeness Presents Thanks for Giving [Patreon Preview]
Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts…
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363 - Hogtied with Tony Ropes
Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup…
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The Gods of Podcasting 33 - The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers) (ft. Rylan) [Patreon Preview]
Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school…
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362 - My Cousin the Prophet
The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion. E1 on Patreon…
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361 - The Post-Campaign Fundraiser for Kamala Harris
Communications director Zorus Merlin (Branson) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (Charles) assign accountability for the Democrats' electoral loss…
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E2 #72 - Telemarketers [Patreon Preview]
Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115803124
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360 - The Gunblades Have Done It! [Patreon Preview]
Dunstin Checksin (Branson) and Bradford Hockendock (Andrew) report on the Terre Haute Gunblades winning their first-ever LIV Baseball Championship title. Full…
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359 - Election Eve Live
E1 and Chapo Trap House break down the 2024 presidential election with Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, Gilroy Monsanto, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players…
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Dungeons & Deagles: The Miracle in Cringlehaven [Patreon Preview]
Adventurers Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol gather at O'Christmas's Grogville to compete in a yuletide triathlon. Full campaign on Patreon…
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358 - RGN: Risco Gossip Network
Bump Fresco (Branson), Trophy Belfry (Andrew), and Ethan Elderberry (Charles) spill all the tea in Tinsel Town, including the ongoing saga of Who Shit at the…
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E0 #48 - Gilroy Monsanto’s Third State of the Union Address [Patreon Preview]
Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) delivers his third State of the Union Address, revealing that he is woke now and outlining his strategy for the 2028 presidential…
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357 - Heirlooms Travel Hour
Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo…
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E2 #71 - The 4th Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft: Presidential Cabinet Edition [Preview]
This time, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Nick, Joel, and Tom draft presidential cabinets, just in time for Politics Season. Speaking of politics, come to our L.A…
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356 - Powertopia
Ulysses Broadstroke (Branson), Niney Levin (Charles), and Dr. Hugo Morrow (Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn) design a utopian city in Iceland. See Chapo x E1 live in…
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E2 #70 - Forever Young Adults [Patreon Preview]
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon…
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355 - ABC Primetime: The Best Mayors in America
Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) sits down with ABC's Tolliver West (Andrew) for a wide-ranging interview about his political career. L.A. Tix for…
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Dungeons & Deagles: Escape from Chocolate Hell [Patreon Preview]
Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of…
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354 - Curious Branson [Patreon Preview]
Curious Branson (Branson) asks anthropologist Dr. Richard Human (Andrew) the type of unfiltered questions that ordinary Americans are wondering. Full episode…
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353 - James Bond in “Equestropussy”
MI6 agent James Bond teams up with sultry centaur She-Biscuit Her-Dalgo to blow the lid off an undercover drug ring operating on the Isle of Women. Starring…
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E2 #69 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? …On Winky Island [Patreon Preview]
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) are posted up on Winky Island, where they address the allegations that they bite women and reveal…
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352 - Slow Mafia: History in the Making
Rappers Yung DUI (Branson), Bart the Human (Andrew), Mr. Oh He So Goldbars (Charles), Big Sneaky (Thomas @len0killer) and the Artist Formerly Known as Baby…
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E2 #68 - Inside The Vault: The Life of a Screenwriter [Patreon Preview]
Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (Andrew), Clover Sorkin (Branson), and Miles Davinci (Charles) discuss the industry and share their latest work. Full…
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351 - Gladiators
Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum…
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Pop That Corn 22 - Antz [Patreon Preview]
Andrew, Branson, and Charles watch the 1998 DreamWorks film Antz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111736020