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Attempted Delivery
Two mailmen turned comedians discuss art, culture, and their experience becoming stand up comics.
Episodes
Attempted DeliveryEp 107 Different Strokes w/ Manny Santiago
This week we bring on Manny Santiago to tell us all about his comedy origin story and his experience being a professional juggler.
Attempted DeliveryEp 106 Every Crown Has Its Thorn
This week we talk about fate not allowing Damian to do comedy, and stupidity not allowing Shawn to be good at improv.
Attempted DeliveryEp 105 9 Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place
In this action packed episode we discuss an interesting fetish before talking about our exciting weekend of comedy with a cameo from Kasey Nicholson who gives…
Attempted DeliveryEp 104 How Do You Like Them Apples?
This week we discuss our own comedy before talking about the Tom Brady roast.
Attempted DeliveryEp 103 Beta Brain w/ Brandon Koss
This week Brandon Koss joins us to talk all about comedy, joke writing, and ChatGPT. Live stream the anniversary Carburetor show on Saturday, May 11 at 8:30pm…
Attempted DeliveryEp 102 Girls, Girls, Girls
This week we talk about the new music we've been listening to before we discuss performing in two comedy competitions over the weekend.
Attempted DeliveryEp 101 Sand Farmer w/ Jarrod Micale
This week Jarrod Micale joins us to talk comedy, video games, and diversity in the workplace.
Attempted DeliveryEp 100 Part 2 Don't Want To Be Famous Like Louis w/Andrew Brooks
This week frenemy of the pod Andrew Brooks continues his interrogation of your trusty hosts, and now it's Shawn's turn in the hot seat.
Attempted DeliveryEp 100 Part 1 The White Whale w/Andrew Brooks
This week we celebrate our 100th episode! Thank you to everyone who has followed us along our journey, we love you and hope you continue to listen!
Attempted DeliveryEp 99 The Lee Harvey Oswald Of Blues
Before we discuss comedy this week, we talk all about Shawn's car troubles and Damian putting on a tin foil hat.
Attempted DeliveryEp 98 We Can Only Go Up From Here
This week we talk about the Key Bridge collapse and a local bomb threat (other than our comedy). Then we discuss our recent open mics and the frustrations of…
Attempted DeliveryEp 97 Turn Your Head And Cough
This week we find out if Shawn has prostate cancer, before we have a discussion about comedy and fleeting moments of inspiration.
Attempted DeliveryEp 96 Deer Christine
This week we write a horror movie while talking about our comedy shows, open mics, and insurance claims.
Attempted DeliveryEp 95 Open Mic Funeral
This week we ponder the value of art vs. entertainment. Then we talk about Shawn's week full of comedy.
Attempted DeliveryEp 93 Spread The Ashes
This week we talk about failed car maintenance, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, and forgiveness.
Attempted DeliveryEp 92 Poopenheimer
This week we discuss the Super Bowl and Usher before talking about Shawn hosting at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone, and Damian getting back on stage.
Attempted DeliveryEp 91 Baby Got Back
This week we reconnect for our first "solo" episode of the year. We talk about what we've been up to during the break and how we feel about moving forward with…
Attempted DeliveryEp 90 Kicking A Live Horse w/ Sara Cartwright
This week we have the proud founder of the Lager Laughs open mic Sara Cartwright on the podcast to talk about chickens, comedy, and everything in between.
Attempted DeliveryEp 89 Back To The Future w/ Marty
This week Marty joins us all the way from Kutztown to nerd out on comedy, positive thinking, and talk "careers".
Attempted DeliveryEp 88 Taco Water w/ Maalik Stark
This week we have the great and powerful Maalik Stark on the podcast to talk about starting comedy in Alabama, the "M" word and not believing in Ohio.
Attempted DeliveryEp 87 Goy In The Back w/ Zac Jack
This week we have fellow stand-up and sketch comedian Zac Jack on the podcast to talk all about his ventures in comedy and circumcision.
Attempted DeliveryEp 86 One Man Civil War w/ Damien Robinson
This week we bring in veteran comedian Damien Robinson to talk about how comedy saved his life, and the comedy scene in central Pennsylvania. Also, Bob Saget…
Attempted DeliveryEp 85 Eat Fresh
This week we discuss leaving snacks for delivery drivers and revenge in the workplace. Then Shawn talks about his recent open mics, and Damian shares a fear…
Attempted DeliveryEp 84 The White Nightmare w/ Matt Blank
This week we have Matt Blank on the show to talk about starting comedy during a pandemic and dying on stage, before getting into heavy metal talk.
Attempted DeliveryEp 83 Food And Whine
This week we talk about our lives going into the holiday season. Then we discuss our future goals with comedy and the podcast, before getting into a heated…
Attempted DeliveryEp 82 Voluntary Torture
How lucky are the hosts of Attempted Delivery? Find out in this week's episode before we get into a discussion about the philosophy of comedy.
Attempted DeliveryEp 81 Chopsticks
This week we talk about mail volume going up and comedy going down. Then we discuss dads dating their daughters.
Attempted DeliveryEp 80 The Deer Hunters
This week we talk all about the comedy battle of Gettysburg, and Shawn and Damian "killing" on the road.
Attempted DeliveryEp 79 The Road Dogs
Join us on the road to Port Carbon to check out the Lager Laughs open mic at Pep's Pub. Then we talk about the movie The Road Dog, and the concept of "selling…
Attempted DeliveryEp 78 Crying In The Shower
This week we talk about Shawn's adventures as a book dealer and Damian's baby shower. Then we discuss Shawn hosting a beginner's luck showcase and the…
Attempted DeliveryEp 77 We've Got Mail!
This week we finally have fan mail, then we discuss Damian's struggle with his sleep and Shawn struggling with Mexican food. Then we talk comedy and the movie…
Attempted DeliveryEp 76 Spay And Neuter Your Skunks
This week we talk about Damian's skunk problem and Shawn putting the wrong gas in his Mustang. Then we discuss the silver lining of bombing.
Attempted DeliveryEp 75 The Name Reveal
On this week's episode we finally come up with a name for our fans. Then we talk comedy before moving on to an F/Marry/Kill between burritos, sushi, and pizza.
Attempted DeliveryEp 74 Fragile Swifties
This week we talk about recent comedy shows, open mics, and the roast of Jackie Benhayon.
Attempted DeliveryEp 73 9/11 Weather w/ Michael Cee
This week Michael Cee joins us for a deep dive into comedy, his writing process, and how to handle hecklers.
Attempted DeliveryEp 72 Everybody Gets Touched w/ Kasey Nicholson
This week we have Kasey Nicholson on the podcast to talk about comedy, relationships, and haunted open mics.
Attempted DeliveryEp 71 Maybe They Do All Look The Same
This week we talk about our hatred of road work and the hypocrisy of some restaurant owners. Then we discuss Shawn hosting his first full weekend of shows…
Attempted DeliveryEp 67 Plasma Buddies w/ Korey Miller
This week we bring in Coach K. to tell us all about his start in stand up comedy and his experience coaching arena football.
Attempted DeliveryEp 66 Grandpa Dickensheets
This week we talk about Shawn almost drinking pee, and Damian's first time hosting an open mic. Then Damian presents Shawn with a very special surprise.
Attempted DeliveryEp 65 #fakejesus
This week we talk about kombucha and internet outrage. Then we talk about the Beginner's Luck Show and Damian's upcoming showcase.
Attempted DeliveryEp 64 Pontificating w/ Kevin Moran
This week we have fellow comedian Kevin Moran on the podcast to talk all about our writing process and doing comedy in central Pennsylvania.
Attempted DeliveryEp 63 7 Hours and 10 Years
This week we talk about Damian winning the lottery, and Shawn going to a Nelly concert. Then we discuss seeing Mark Normand at Phantom Power before moving on…
Attempted DeliveryEp 62 Statute Of Limitations
This week we talk about Damian's house falling apart and Shawn going to a concert in New Jersey. Then we discuss our preparation (or lack thereof) for the…
Attempted DeliveryEp 61 Ha-Ha Harrisburg
This week we discuss performing in front of our biggest crowds yet, and progressing to round two of the Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.
Attempted DeliveryEp 60 Kyle Shahan Is Garbage
In this super-sized episode Kyle Shahan returns to tell us all about his near-death experience and being detained by the police. We then discuss his experience…
Attempted DeliveryEp 59 Like A Hobo I Was Born To Walk Alone
This week we talk about Shawn's first showcase, and Damian's experience with a guitar now selling for $1.3 million.
Attempted DeliveryBonus Episode - The Attempted Hoodie Crossover Podcast w/ Tyler Wegert & Jarrod Micale
Here's a little bonus episode, just a fun conversation we had with Tyler Wegert of The Pink Hoodie Podcast and fellow comedian Jarrod Micale.
Attempted DeliveryEp 58 Cease And Desist, Joe List!
This week we talk about our pending cease and desist order against comedian Joe List. Then we discuss doing a new open mic, Shawn's upcoming showcase, and us…
Attempted DeliveryEp 57 Perot '92 w/ Brandon Koss
This week we have comedian and improviser Brandon Koss on the podcast to talk about the highs and low of comedy, moving from Wisconsin to Pennsylvania, and his…
Attempted DeliveryEp 56 Sexting Chickens
This week we discuss hot rods in York, Damian's confidence on stage, and Shawn's first time hosting an open mic. Then we talk about Wanda Sykes' new special…
Attempted DeliveryEp 55 When I Was 29 I Got Involved With The Italian Mafia
This week we talk about how despite recent open mic attendance, we are still enjoying stage time. Then we discuss the release of Bert Kreischer's The Machine…
Attempted DeliveryEp 54 525,600 Jokes Bombed
This week we celebrate our 1 year anniversary doing stand up! Then our significant others join us to give their perspective on our journey, as well as…
Attempted DeliveryEp 53 A Tight Five On Six w/ Kyle Neff
This week we have comedian Kyle Neff on the podcast to talk about joke writing and how to progress in our craft.
Attempted DeliveryEp 52 I'm Back Bitches!
This week we talk about Damian's triumphant return to the stage and the contrast between Shawn's last two sets. Then we discuss the Super Mario Bros. movie and…
Attempted DeliveryEp 51 "One Large Belly Button"
This week we have an update to a story from way back on episode 15, and we discuss our week. Then we talk about how the same material can have different…
Attempted DeliveryBonus Episode - Attempted Delivery on the United We Scan Podcast
This bonus episode is our appearance on the United We Scan Podcast.
Attempted DeliveryEp 50 Mötley Crüe's 5th Member
This week we talk about Damian's spiritual week, and Shawn's degenerate one. Then we discuss joke writing and various drama in the music industry. Also…
Attempted DeliveryEp 49 Gala-vamping
This week we discuss our weekend, with Shawn going to a gala and Damian stabbing his wife. Then we talk about watching our friend Audrie Marsh film her…
Attempted DeliveryEp 48 Attempted Delivery Superstar
This week we give some shout-outs and talk about Shawn's recent open mics. Then we celebrate Easter and talk all about Jesus Christ Superstar. Here is the link…