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Attempted Delivery
Two mailmen turned comedians discuss art, culture, and their experience becoming stand up comics.
Episodes
- Attempted Delivery
Ep. 227 Heil Sizzler w/ Andrew Glessner
This week Andrew Glessner joins us to celebrate Halloween early by talking scary movies, drunk restaurants, and making films with Thinking Art Entertainment.
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Ep. 226 Finger-Saxing w/ Emerald Stony
This week Emerald Stony joins us to discuss his background in boxing, becoming a young parent, and male vs. female doctors.
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Ep. 225 All Rub, No Tug
This week we discuss MrBallen, paranoia, and artists recreating their work live. Shawn does a wellness check on his girl, and Damian almost fights a woman in a…
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Ep. 224 Heart Of Gold w/ Mike Boyer
This week Mike Boyer joins us to discuss Renaissance Fairs, entertainment vs. art, and online reviews.
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Ep. 223 Consent Vest
This week we discuss our beach vacations, AI disclaimers, and the incredibly vulgar LUNSB show.
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Ep. 222 Butt Rock w/ Matt Blank
This week we discuss the origins of heavy metal, Lord of the Rings, and comedy "hot seats".
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Ep. 221 Inspectah Check w/ Robin Henry
This week Robin Henry makes us jealous with her retirement from USPS, then we discuss 9/11, joke writing, and truck stop comedy.
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Ep. 219 Tasting Notes w/ Maalik Stark
This week Maalik joins us for a taste test of comedy-branded booze.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 218 Inappropriately Dark w/ Maalik Stark
This week we discuss the Harrisburg's Hilarious finals, Maalik's travels as a brewmaster, and color blindness.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 217 Post-Console Clarity w/ Payne Tirado & Brandon Youngblood
This week Payne and Brandon join us to discuss the Harrisburg comedy zone, collectible cards, and K-Pop.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 216 Last Line Of Defense
This week we discuss a mail carrier hoarding cats, the Harrisburg's Hilarious competition, and dead-naming drunk driving laws.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 215 Have You Heard The Bad News? w/ Elliott Gottloeb
This week Elliott joins us to wax philosophical about aliens, religion, and leaving comedy and the country.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 214 Catfish
This week we discuss writing comedy stories, the Harrisburg's Hilarious competition, and unscrupulous practices in the music and video game industries.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 213 Meat In The Middle w/ Damien Robinson
This week Damien joins us to discuss drunk stories, the adult film industry, and casino etiquette.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 212 Kept You Waiting, Huh?
This week we share a nerdy weekend with Drew Brooks, then we discuss sushi, movies, and participating in local government.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 211 Mad Science w/ Dana Charitonchick
This week Shawn doses Damian, and Dana joins us to discuss the trolley problem, comedy writing, and tax evasion.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 210 The 18th Pole
This week we discuss DoorDash, happy hour regulation, female video game protagonists, and the Duggars' attempted at world domination.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 209 Bring Out Your Dongs w/ Tommy Sinbazo
Comic, musician, and war cleric Tommy Sinbazo joins us to discuss debauchery in the LARP scene, VR comedy, and his band B.U.S.S.I.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 208 Backs and Balls
This week a dog makes Shawn feel inferior, a waitress makes Damian throw a tantrum, then we talk baseball and overeating.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 207 Jerry GarC.I.A. w/ Joe Aument
This week Joe Aument joins us to discuss horse racing, live music, and sentient tress.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 206 Fortnite
This week we discuss King Kong vs. Godzilla, beach trips, and mentalism.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 205 Wizard Of Glizz w/ Ashely Pontius
This week Ashley Pontius joins us to discuss being the Bellagio of buttholes, surviving a sex dungeon, and the end of the world.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 204 Zepbound And Down
This week Shawn gambles and wins big, while Damian gambles and loses.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 203 Mom Jeans w/ Karen K
This week we discuss jury duty, NASCAR, and proper open mic attire.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 202 Clean Girl w/ Kasey Nicholson
This week we discuss giving chickens morphine, softball parenting, and the military draft.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 201 Red Light Glasses At Night
This week we discuss Shawn switch hitting. the toilet paper warehouse fire, and sleep hygiene.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 200 Errors Of Comedy w/ Andrew Brooks
This week Andrew Brooks joins us to celebrate our 200th Episode!
Attempted DeliveryEp. 199 Kama Stool-tra w/ Andrew Glessner $ Lennon Free
In this heavily redacted episode, Andrew Glessner and Lennon Free join us to discuss the upcoming Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 198 War Crimes w/ Jesse James Martin
This week Jess James Martin joins us to discuss the geopolitical history of Africa.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 197 Social Lubricant
This week Shawn sips Diddy juice as we discuss Justin Timberlake's DUI and Damian's trip to NYC for the Laughing Buddha Comedy Festival.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 196 That's Funny w/ Andrew Fake
This week Andrew Fake showers us with gifts while discussing his many on-stage characters, busking in New York, and stand-up as art vs. entertainment.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 195 Incestry
This week we discuss pro skateboarding, the Live Nation lawsuit, and trusting your comedic voice.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 194 Double Joysticks
This week we discuss our Valentine's weekend shows, Shawn's new car, and a victory in the gaming console wars.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 193 Revenge Is Necessary
This week we discuss some disturbing headlines, Shawn being an easy mark for salespeople, and stand-up hosting.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 192 Call Me Ismael w/ Carlos Ismael
This week Carlos Ismael joins us to discuss his 1075 & Friends showcase, the Super Bowl, and comfort food.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 191 In Da 27 Club w/ Michael Cee
This week Michael Cee joins us to discuss our current stand-up, aliens, and the West Virginia invasion of Maryland.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 190 Lulu Lemon Party
This week we discuss Shawn's new car, our favorite cereal, and Megadeth's new movie and album drop.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 189 Hungry Eyes w/ Andrew Pollack
This week Andrew Pollack joins us to discuss his academic achievements, fast food, and another PA corpse thief.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 188 Inner Pieces
This week we discuss busted mail trucks, Stanger Things, and revisit a story about stolen body parts.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 187 While You're Down There w/ Andrew Glessner
This week we discuss various forms of choking in football, private chefs, and broadcasting.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 186 Gas Is Good, All The Time
This week we discuss holiday food, our goals for 2026, and whether or not snorting Pixy Stix breaks a fast.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 185 Tools Of Trauma w/ David Grant
This week David Grant joins us to discuss cartoons, efficient comedy writing, and cultivating a supportive scene at Church Of Satire.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 184 Unsupervised Women, Unprincipled Men
This week we discuss stimulants, accuracy in film, and the totally rigged Ravens/Steelers game.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 183 One-Eared Hooker w/ Alex Webb
This week Alex Webb joins us to discuss traveling the world, bribing guards, and Shawn learns there are white people in Europe.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 182 Live For The Bomb w/ Kaelin Clements & Chris Wolf
This week our first comedy couple joins us to discuss navigating their relationship through comedy, watching your own sets, and the Baltimore scene.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 181 Rusty Cage In My Basement
This week we discuss getting fooled by AI, the Soundgarden HOF induction, and another comedy competition. Then Shawn builds a bunker for the end-times and…
Attempted DeliveryEp. 180 Prison Penis w/ Tony Knuckles
This week we get to know Tony Knuckles, host of The LUNSB Show. We discuss his background in radio, hot food takes, and military movies.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 179 Anger Management
This week we discuss handling our suppressed rage, drinking with the Irish, and going up on stage with nothing.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 178 Self Aware Blur w/ Kreg Paul
This week Kreg Paul joins us to discuss joke writing, PTSD, and gay gun rights groups.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 177 Talked About This Before
This week we discuss the new Taylor Swift album, performing together on a fun bar show, and we go to the most boring football game ever.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 176 Solve For n w/ Patrick McAndrew
This week Patrick joins us to discuss Bob Dylan, punk music, and the infamous bit that got him temporarily banned from the POV open mic.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 175 It's In The Game
This week Damian gives Shawn a special gift, then we discuss the artistic merits of video games and the controversial comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 174 Hats
This week we sample some local mead while discussing Damian's hometown making headlines and Shawn's return to the beach.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 173 Postal Apocalyptic w/ Manny Santiago
This week Manny joins us to discuss Death Stranding, and raising kids in a chaotic world. Then we solve politics.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 172 Freak On A Leash
This week we discuss the perks of working for the post office, public displays of affection, and writer's block.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 171 E Pluribus Unum w/ Jarrod Micale & Sean Light
This week Jarrod and Sean join us to discuss loud cars, delivering mail, and getting harassed by cops for skateboarding.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 170 My Body My Choice
This week we discuss Taylor Swift's controversial new album, Shawn's recent shows, and Damian's surgery.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 169 Welcoming The Aliens w/ Mike O'Donnell
This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss aliens, crowd work, and the upcoming Four Horseman show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 168 Wearing The Crown w/ Damien Robinson
This week Damien Robinson joins us to discuss water fasting, playing the D.C. Cannabis Festival, and robbing the Amish.