Shows / Attempted Delivery
Attempted Delivery
Two mailmen turned comedians discuss art, culture, and their experience becoming stand up comics.
Episodes
Attempted DeliveryEp. 167 Heil Fashion
This week we discuss a car deal gone wrong, cartoons, and Shawn's nutty new house guest.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 166 It's Just A Ride
This week we talk all about the Diddy verdict, the Epstein cover up, and Shane Gillis killing it.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 165 It's A Living w/ Lennon Free
This week we bring in Lennon Free to talk all about video games, comedy competitions, and Fruity Pebbles.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 164 Baby Goat Shoulder w/ Ali
This week Fellow Comedian Ali joins us to discuss starting comedy in D.C., the Amish, and the "art" in artificial intelligence.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 163 Rewhorebeth Beach
This week we're back from our break to talk about food, comedy competitions, and our beach trips.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 162 Jesus Played Bass w/ Elliott Gottloeb
This week Elliott Gottloeb comes on the podcast to talk about who sucks more, The Beatles, Eagles, or Jesus.
Attempted DeliveryEp. 161 Something In The Water
This week we discuss a new Pennsylvania law, Taylor Swift reclaiming the rights to her music, and why spicy food is cap.
Attempted DeliveryEp 160 Escape From New York
This week we talk about our final day in NYC, our broken mail trucks, and our broken bodies.
Attempted DeliveryEp 159 Bodega Cat Is For Closers
Forgive the audio as we come to you this week from a hotel room in NYC where we discuss Joey Roses, the Comedy Cellar, Bill Burr on Broadway, and hitting an…
Attempted DeliveryEp 158 Social Gambling & No Lives Matter
Against our better judgment, this week we play our very first open mic sets for you and reminisce about our humble beginnings.
Attempted DeliveryEp 157 Power Bottom Steering
This week we discuss short-term memory, U.S. history, and... um... we forget.
Attempted DeliveryEp 156 Tracking Update: Attempted Delivery Recap
This episode is coming early to coincide with our video launch! Check us out on YouTube as we highlight epic moments from the last 3 years.
Attempted DeliveryEp 155 JonBenét Was Guilty
This week we discuss the Baltimore Ravens releasing Justin Tucker, our upcoming road trip to NYC, and rewriting jokes.
Attempted DeliveryEp 154 Chicago Handshake w/ Maalik Stark
This week comedian and brewmaster Maalik Stark joins us to discuss colorblindness, Tyler Perry, and comedy competition season. And then he tries to poison us.
Attempted DeliveryEp 153 Suspicious Melanin
This week we discuss Kanye's love for his family, feeling nostalgic for things past, and Shawn taking a couple visiting comics on a Philly adventure.
Attempted DeliveryEp 152 Manopause
This week we discuss the upcoming Harry Potter series, deviating from your set on stage, and something about some bass player.
Attempted DeliveryEp 151 Nudie Foodie w/ Kyle Ziegler
This week our studio is falling apart as Kyle Ziegler joins us to talk sandwiches, algorithms, and performing a naked stand-up set.
Attempted DeliveryEp 150 The Iceman Cometh
This week we discuss the passing of Val Kilmer, a new Diddy lawsuit, and the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination.
Attempted DeliveryEp 149 Canadian Ta-riffs w/ Zac Jack
This week Zac Jack joins us to discuss new allegations concerning Ryan Reynolds, sketch comedy, and how every movie is Die Hard. Check out Whiskey Space…
Attempted DeliveryEp 148 Oops! All Arsenic
This week we discuss the Girl Scout cookie lawsuit, Kanye's latest hijinks, and the release of the JFK assassination files.
Attempted DeliveryEp 147 That Kind Of Thing
This week we discuss algorithms, plagiarism in music and comedy, and must-see TV and film.
Attempted DeliveryEp 146 Finger Prick
This week we discuss Shawn's fasting, Damian getting F'd at the drive-thru car wash, and the legacy of Bill Hicks.
Attempted DeliveryEp 145 In The Boy Scouts w/ Larry Loobey
This week Larry Loobey joins us to discuss balancing comedy and family, feeling old, and his triumphant victory in the Showdown at Sundown Roast Battle.
Attempted DeliveryEp 144 Box Set w/ Korey Miller
This week Carrie Mueller joins us to discuss football, Saturday Night Live, and the most epic roast battle ever.
Attempted DeliveryEp 143 Gym Shoes w/ Bobby Tamburro
This week Bobby Tamburro joins us to discuss the central PA comedy scene, finding your voice, and handling the audience. Check out Bobby on the Davey Mac…
Attempted DeliveryEp 142 We Are?
This week we discuss our on-stage progress, award shows, and the CIA.
Attempted DeliveryEp 141 Tissue Damage w/ Sean Light
This week Sean Light joins us to discuss his start in comedy, accepting compliments, and hemorrhoids.
Attempted DeliveryEp 140 Jazz Hands
This week we discuss Nazi salutes, the NFL, and girl scout cookies.
Attempted DeliveryEp 139 Rich-On-Rich Violence
This week we discuss the L.A. fires, the healthcare CEO murder, and our week of killer comedy shows. Then we debate the merits of backing in vs. pulling in…
Attempted DeliveryEp 138 Fresh, Never Frozen
This week we welcome a new sponsor as we discuss car rental, postal privatization, and the proper water temperature for teeth brushing.
Attempted DeliveryEp 137 Diddy Prison Glizzy
This week we ring in the new year with philosophical discussions about shrimp and hot dogs. Then we each share a few embarrassing moments saying regretful…
Attempted DeliveryEp 136 Terrorist Simulator w/ Jesse James Martin
This week Jesse James Martin joins us to discuss dreams, 9/11 conspiracies, and escaping from prison.
Attempted DeliveryEp 135 Ho Ho Hole
This week we discuss the possible Bill Burr/Billy Corgan relation, recap our recent stand-up shows, and test A.I.'s knowledge of the podcast.
Attempted DeliveryEp 134 We Didn't Start The Fire w/ Brandon Koss
This week Brandon Koss joins us to discuss comedy and wrestling, and we respond to shots fired by another local podcast. Check out Brandon's new comedy album…
Attempted DeliveryEp 133 Open Season
This week we discuss guns, cars, and our first time performing on a show together. Then Damian tries to find his voice and Shawn's luxurious hair gets him in…
Attempted DeliveryEp 132 The A.D. Thanksgiving Roast Spectacular
This week we discuss a current rapper/comedian beef and a busy weekend of shows. Then we break down our epic roast battle followed by a quick ranking of the…
Attempted DeliveryEp 131 Pulling Punches
This week we get some listener feedback before discussing some postal drama, the Tyson/Paul "fight", and our upcoming roast battle. Check out and vote in the…
Attempted DeliveryEp 130 Leggo My Ego w/ Andrew Pollock
This week Andrew Pollock joins us with one of the funniest comedy origin stories we've heard, and discusses why he crushes us and everyone else in every local…
Attempted DeliveryEp 129 Sake Bukkake
This week we sip sake while discussing football, Greek baptism, and cooking with gas. Also, KISS sucks - let us know if you agree in the poll under this…
Attempted DeliveryEp 128 The Final Episode
This week we discuss whether comedy has a role in politics and the local roast battle. Then we contemplate our pending doom with one of George Carlin's…
Attempted DeliveryEp 127 Like The Global Economy
This week Shawn gives Damian a potentially controversial gift, before they discuss the fallen musician in the news and their upcoming roast battle.
Attempted DeliveryEp 126 Scratch And Sniff
This week we celebrate Damian's birthday while discussing some malodorous political mail, Shawn's car troubles, and getting outsmarted by a baby.
Attempted DeliveryEp 125 Snowflake Babies
This week we discuss postal peeves, Greek baptism, and solving abortion.
Attempted DeliveryEp 124 Bombing Efficiently
This week we talk food with some American leftovers in Japan, a chill spot on Shawn's route, and Damian's busy comedy weekend.
Attempted DeliveryEp 123 Pushing Buttons
In this episode we talk about some of the lighter topics such as genocide, sperm donation, conspiracies, incest, suicide, and comedy.
Attempted DeliveryEp 122 White Leather Jacket w/ Jesse James Martin
This week we bring on Jesse James Martin to talk about growing up surrounded by comedy, Super Bowl halftime shows, and stealing memories.
Attempted DeliveryEp 121 G-A-R-B-A-G-E
This week we discuss drama in the music industry, a new Kevin Smith movie, and an indecent proposal.
Attempted DeliveryEp 120 To Kill A Wookiee
This week we talk about banned books, sheltering your kids, and Jamie Foxx. Then we wax philosophical about our recent shows and teddy bears.
Attempted DeliveryEp 119 Sweetheart Of The Pod w/ Jackie Benhayon
This week the very funny Jackie Benhayon joins us to discuss her beginnings in sketch comedy and stand up, recognizing old acquaintances (or not), and possibly…
Attempted DeliveryEp 118 Black Belt Comedy w/ Matt Joseph
This week we bring in local comedian Matt Joseph to talk all about the philosophies of comedy, jiu-jitsu, and hardcore music.
Attempted DeliveryEp 117 Very Bright, Very Old, & Very White
This week we discuss some postal annoyances, why you should always read the terms and conditions, and an exciting show coming to Broadway. Then Shawn checks…
Attempted DeliveryEp 116 Earn Your Death
This week we go deep and get philosophical while discussing music, separating art from the artist, and the concept of free will. Then we pole vault into the…
Attempted DeliveryEp 115 I Said Maybe w/ Lennon Free
This week we host veteran stand up comic Lennon Free to tell us about his beginnings in comedy, the scene in Austin, and the greatest performance of My Sharona…
Attempted DeliveryEp 114 Comedy Is Hard
This week we discuss fast food, the pros and cons of A.I., and our great weekend of shows.
Attempted DeliveryEp 113 Hit Me With Your Best Shot
This action-packed episode is filled with comedy shows, lost dogs, and fire.
Attempted DeliveryEp 112 Supermarket Sweep w/ Mike O'Donnell
This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss connecting with the audience, insulting the audience, and controlling the urge to kill. Follow Mike on Instagram…
Attempted DeliveryEp 111 I Have Questions
This week we talk music, dream dinner dates, and settle the Great Swiss Cheese Debate.
Attempted DeliveryEp 110 Beacon Of Diversity w/ Karen K
This week Karen K joins us to discuss her start in comedy, life as a public defender, and snow cones.
Attempted DeliveryEp 109 Cry Me A River
This week we have a comedy-heavy episode where we discuss hosting, improv, and likability.
Attempted DeliveryEp 108 A Rye For An Eye w/ Andrew Glessner
This week comedian Andrew Glessner joins us to discuss gatekeeping, film making, and the merits of Swiss cheese.