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Attempted Delivery
Two mailmen turned comedians discuss art, culture, and their experience becoming stand up comics.
Episodes
Attempted DeliveryEp 47 Welcome Rivalz
This week we discuss the obvious topic flooding the news. Then we talk about Shawn's random decrease in confidence on stage and Damian's thoughts on…
Attempted DeliveryEp 46 A Thousand Years
This week we talk about flags at half mast and controversies with the statue of David. Then we discuss open mics and music. Here is the link where you can get…
Attempted DeliveryEp 45 Seven Minutes In Heaven
This week we talk about the Beginner's Luck showcase at Phantom Power, our first taste of performing at a real comedy show. Also, burritos.
Attempted DeliveryEp 44 Classic Rock
We apologize to our Apple Podcast listeners, as this episode was scheduled to launch at our normally scheduled time, 7:45am Thursday. This was the first…
Attempted DeliveryEp 43 Comedialyte w/ Kyle Ziegler
This week we have with us one of our top five Kyles from the POV open mic. Kyle Ziegler joins us with his comedy history, how to learn from bombing, and doing…
Attempted DeliveryEp 42 Gaining Con-Fidance
This week we're both back on stage and feeling good about it. We talk about our recent sets, how our confidence has improved over the past year, and our…
Attempted DeliveryEp 41 Jim Jefferies Goes Hard On Greta
This week we talk about Shawn's forced break from comedy, Damian working on his performance, and our general stage presence. Then we discuss some recent comedy…
Attempted DeliveryEp 40 You're So Vain w/ Jarrod Micale
This week it's our turn to host comedian and host of our very first open mic, Jarrod Micale. We talk about the local scene, comedy during the pandemic, and how…
Attempted DeliveryEp 39 You Can't Kill 'Em All
This week we're forced to do our job and record without a guest. We talk about a local comedy showcase featuring friends, go in depth about our recent…
Attempted DeliveryEp 38 Sausage Party w/ Audrie Marsh
This week we bring in a veteran of the Lancaster comedy scene and host of our usual open mic. We discuss her experience in the world of comedy, and get some…
Attempted DeliveryEp 37 Too Cool For School w/ Elliott Gottloeb
This week we have a fellow newbie on the podcast. We talk about his origin story, trying to make his parents laugh, and transitioning from commanding a room…
Attempted DeliveryEp 36 Obsessive Comedy Disorder w/ Tyler Wegert
This week we welcome Tyler Wegert to the podcast to discuss comedy and its effects on mental health, both positive and negative. Check out Tyler and The Pink…
Attempted DeliveryEp 35 Ride The Laughter
This week we talk about some controversy in the NFL, then move on to an in depth discussion about the state of our comedy and our goals moving forward.
Attempted DeliveryEp 34 Cheers To CBS!
This week we talk about boycotting CBS and the problem with a certain documentary. Then we move on to discuss an upcoming comedy tour and Shawn bombing at…
Attempted DeliveryEp 33 We Two Have Paddled In The Stream
After discussing finally getting back on stage, we reflect on our first year in comedy and podcasting while setting goals for 2023.
Attempted DeliveryEp 32 The Christmas Special
This week for the holidays we are at each other's throats over our favorite (and least favorite) holiday music and films. Happy Xmas...the war is not over!
Attempted DeliveryEp 31 Did Jay Leno Steal Richard Pryor's Bit?
This week we discuss our lack of comedy and free time. Then we move on to the reduced nicotine content of cigarettes, Elon and Chappelle, Tough Crowd with…
Attempted DeliveryEp 30 Genius Is The New Special
This week we talk about more successful comedians and the evolution of comedy specials. Then we discuss some new movies, music, and the silliness of award…
Attempted DeliveryEp 29 Love And Marriage w/ Andrew Brooks
This week we welcome our second guest, Andrew Brooks, to the podcast. After some technical difficulties (see bonus episode) we start over and have a fun and…
Attempted DeliveryBonus Episode w/ Andrew Brooks
This was our first pass at an episode with our second guest, Andrew Brooks. Unfortunately, due to Damian being a dumbass, Shawn's audio track was not recorded…
Attempted DeliveryEp 28 Burning Down The House
In this early Thanksgiving episode we talk about Taylor Swift breaking Ticketmaster. Then we discuss feeling more comfortable on stage, and a tragic experience…
Attempted DeliveryEp 27 Of Melons And Monologues
This week we talk about having unfair disdain for people solely based on geography. Then we discuss a shift in our approach to open mics before moving on to…
Attempted DeliveryEp 26 Head Trauma w/ Kyle Shahan
This week we welcome our very first guest! It's our turn to host comedian Kyle Shahan, who has hosted many of the open mics we've covered on the podcast…
Attempted DeliveryEp 25 Star Power
This week we talk about the random violence directed at Keanu Reeves and other news in film. Then we discuss Shawn's last two open mics, and how to get more…
Attempted DeliveryEp 24 Just Another Boring Episode
This week we discuss an exciting new milestone in our podcast career. Then we recap open mics and talk about the process of learning to bomb.
Attempted DeliveryEp 23 Let Villains Do Villain Sh*t
This week we talk about a Halloween showcase, our recent bombs, and then discuss weak journalism and loyalty between music fan bases.
Attempted DeliveryEp 22 Wolf Man's Got Nards?!
This week we talk about Damian's return to the stage, Shawn's musical revelation, and our top five movies for the Halloween season.
Attempted DeliveryEp 21 Nyquil Chicken
This week Shawn and Damian give their respective updates on open mics and fertility treatments, then move on to Kanye's latest shenanigans, Amazon propaganda…
Attempted DeliveryEp 20 I Pray To Joe Pesci
This week Damian recounts harrowing tales of water bills and heavy winds, while Shawn tells of a dog's brush with death and a few more open mics. Then we…
Attempted DeliveryEp 19 "Insert Clever Title Here"
This week we ponder Damian's disappointing sushi experience, Shawn's continued open mic performances, and Jo Koy's new Netflix special.
Attempted DeliveryEp 18 Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs... I Prefer Syrup!
This week we dive into another Chris Rock "non-troversy" and Shawn's solo trip to the open mic during Damian's temporary hiatus. Then we discuss a potential…
Attempted DeliveryEp 17 Yo, Shut The Fu@k Up!
This week we discuss two recent open mic performances, comedy audience etiquette, and one of Damian's guitar heroes appearing on Rogan.
Attempted DeliveryEp 16 Sushi And Sa-Shame-Me
This week we share a couple more of our own clips and discuss the jokes, reveal some embarrassing stories, and contemplate the Mandela Effect.
Attempted DeliveryEp 15 Break A Leg... And Buy A New One
Before heading to a new open mic, we discuss a different kind of Attempted Delivery in our very own state of Pennsylvania, and the probable short life of…
Attempted DeliveryEp 14 Keep Your Rabbit In Your Pants
We discuss a controversial Scottish comedian, Louis C.K.'s movie, Tim Dillon's new special, and a Cleveland Browns' not-so-happy ending.
Attempted DeliveryEp 13 Have A Fantastic Evening
We didn't bomb! This week we discuss a surprisingly comfortable open mic and a local death metal show featuring one of Damian's former bandmates.
Attempted DeliveryEp 12 Hasselhoff Status
In this episode we discuss this week's open mic and how we're feeling about our journey. Then we move on to the recent controversies surrounding Dane Cook…
Attempted DeliveryEp 11 Sorry Not Sorry?
This week we discuss apologizing for jokes. Then we talk about a famous local band, a recent comedy special, and a new Netflix series that is bound to fail.
Attempted DeliveryEp 10 Two Guys, One Bowl
In this episode we touch on why we don't talk about work, reaching a new stage in our relationship, and coming out as comedians. Then we move on to discuss the…
Attempted DeliveryEp 9 Chasing The Dream
We review another open mic set, break down a few more jokes, and discuss seeking validation while remaining steadfast in our journey.
Attempted DeliveryEp 8 Woe V. Stage
Happy Independence Day! Monday was the 4th of July so no open mic this week. Instead, we go back and listen to clips from previous sets and dissect what went…
Attempted DeliveryEp 7 The Silence Of The Fans
After a Covid hiatus, the guys talk about their third open mic set. They then go on to discuss the budding music career of John Hinckley Jr. as well as Mel…
Attempted DeliveryEp 6 Memorial Day Bombing
The guys talk about the tragic events of Memorial Day, their second open mic and how they can improve, and then move on to discuss some recent comedy specials.
Attempted DeliveryEp 5 Panic! At The Open Mic
IT'S HERE!!! The guys discuss the experience of their very first open mic, how they feel about their performances in hindsight, and what they hope to…
Attempted DeliveryEp 4 Or Get Off The Pot
Shawn and Damian discuss their self-inflicted pressure of the upcoming open mic, news of Norm Macdonald's posthumous special, Netflix, and the current state of…
Attempted DeliveryEp 3 Knock Knock
The guys begin with a Baltimore landmark, then discuss the recent Chappelle controversy, going to watch another open mic, the preparation of their own…
Attempted DeliveryEp 2 Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
With introductions out of the way, Shawn and Damian discuss watching a local open mic comedy night. They then move on to talk about the writing process and how…
Attempted DeliveryEp 1 Getting To Know You
Welcome to the podcast! In the very first episode, Shawn and Damian discuss how they became fans of stand-up comedy, and why they think they're funny enough to…