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The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Episodes
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Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special! Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest…
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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From…
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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a…
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Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly…
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Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest…
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Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and…
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Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from…
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Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s…
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Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off…
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Sex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and…
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Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping
On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated. We hear…
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HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far…
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Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits. From a gym…
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Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB…
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Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues. We kick things off with…
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VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!
In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is not in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom…
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Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas! From bedroom…
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‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt…
The Therapy CrouchThese 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, and as expected… things get very…
The Therapy CrouchWorld’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything…
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‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive…
The Therapy CrouchHow to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of…
The Therapy CrouchThe Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest…
The Therapy CrouchGym Guilt, Dry Jan & Unrealistic Resolutions - Why January Is the Most Emotionally INTENSE Month...
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back together for the first time since Christmas — and there’s a lot to unpack. From festive wins…
The Therapy CrouchBest AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
On today's episode, we're bringing you an absolute monster Best of Ask Us Anything special - and things get properly wild. Abbey, Pete, and Ross tackle your…
The Therapy Crouch“I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the beautiful EastEnders icon and talented singer Shona McGarty - and nothing is off…
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Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
Happy New Year from Abbey and Peter! 🥂 Just a quick message to say thank you for all the love this year and to wish you a happy, healthy start to 2025. We’re…
The Therapy CrouchThe Genie Queen’s Speech - A Therapy Crouch Christmas Broadcast
On today’s Christmas special of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter deliver their very own festive spin on the Queen’s Speech, reflecting on a year of love…
The Therapy Crouch“I’ll Be Taking It Straight Back!” - When Gift Effort Isn’t Matched at Christmas & Work Party Drama!
On today’s festive episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fully embracing the chaos as Christmas Eve quickly approaches. With Santa hats on and…
The Therapy Crouch“I’m Allowed A BUSH And He Isn’t!” - Wild Dating Double Standards & Secret Neighbour Bin Wars
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything classic as Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your pre-Christmas dilemmas — from hilariously…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey’s WILD Night Out: Wreath Making Turned Into Total Carnage & Pete’s Hilarious Reaction!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter catch up after what can only be described as one of Abbey’s most chaotic nights out to date. What…
The Therapy CrouchDog-Sitting Disaster, Family Admin Meltdowns & The Gym Crush Story That Spiralled Out of Control
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the chaos levels are high as Abbey and Peter dive head-first into your most unhinged dilemmas…
The Therapy Crouch“Rooney Threw His Drink On Me!” - Abbey’s Hilarious Childhood Story & Liverpool Dressing Room Tales
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, chaos is very much the theme as Abbey and Pete dive straight into tash turmoil, surprise mood swings and a…
The Therapy Crouch90s Nostalgia Road Trips, Crouchy’s ‘Unexpected’ Teammate & Is Stranger Things Actually Overrated?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, chaos arrives early as the gang spiral into a full-blown debate about moustaches and whether KFC…
The Therapy Crouch“A Reminder To Be Kinder” - The Christmas Mental Health Talk & Is Exercise Underrated Therapy?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get a little deeper as Abbey and Peter dive into the realities of kindness, mental wellbeing and the…
The Therapy Crouch“I’ve Got The ICK!” - When Your Boyfriend Moves Too Fast, What’s In Abbey’s Bag & Surname Debates
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete and Ross dive head-first into a festive storm of dilemmas, disasters and downright…
The Therapy CrouchHas Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s New Puppy, Dads Night Out & Nit-Fuelled Nightmares
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full-on domestic rollercoaster as Abbey and Peter catch up on a chaotic week of nits, new puppies, and the…
The Therapy CrouchKaraoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to…
The Therapy CrouchDoes Life END At 40?! - Holiday Blues, Midlife Breakdowns & Chaotic Instagram Threads
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are back from their travels and there is a lot to unpack. Ross kicks things off with his dreamy sunrise…
The Therapy Crouch“This DIY Disaster Almost FLOODED Their House!” - Matching Outfits Go Wrong & Abolishing Homework!
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are taking in the last of the Portuguese sun before home time - as Abbey and Peter take…
The Therapy Crouch“Whatever I Do Will Be Wrong!” - Pete’s Party Planning Panic & Abbey’s Wardrobe Wisdom!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are still living their best lives in sunny Portugal — but it’s not all cocktails and calm seas. Abbey…
The Therapy CrouchIs He Hiding You? The Truth About Soft Launching in Relationships & Chat GPT’s Dirty Talk Test…
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship…
The Therapy Crouch“That’s Made Me Quite Emotional Actually…” – This Listener’s Message Really Hit Home For Pete
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are soaking up the sun as the gang records from Portugal. Between tales of hangovers, gym…
The Therapy CrouchHalloween Neighbour Wars, Signs From the Afterlife & Should Kids Trick-or-Treat Alone?
On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From…
The Therapy CrouchThe Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From…
The Therapy CrouchSelective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business…
The Therapy Crouch“I Nearly Quit Music” – Miles Kane on Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller & The Dark Side of Fame
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and…
The Therapy Crouch“The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and…
The Therapy CrouchRick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him…
The Therapy CrouchMidlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers!
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife…
The Therapy CrouchLarry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role…
The Therapy CrouchPete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of…
The Therapy CrouchCosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes
Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of…
The Therapy CrouchBritish Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable…
The Therapy CrouchWild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly…
The Therapy CrouchAwkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our…
The Therapy CrouchAgony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and…
The Therapy CrouchAre Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most…
The Therapy CrouchBack to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season. From bedtime routines…
The Therapy CrouchWhen The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and…