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The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The Therapy CrouchThese 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, and as expected… things get very…
The Therapy CrouchWorld’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything…
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‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive…
The Therapy CrouchHow to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of…
The Therapy CrouchThe Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest…
The Therapy CrouchGym Guilt, Dry Jan & Unrealistic Resolutions - Why January Is the Most Emotionally INTENSE Month...
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back together for the first time since Christmas — and there’s a lot to unpack. From festive wins…
The Therapy CrouchBest AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
On today's episode, we're bringing you an absolute monster Best of Ask Us Anything special - and things get properly wild.Abbey, Pete, and Ross tackle your…
The Therapy Crouch“I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the beautiful EastEnders icon and talented singer Shona McGarty - and nothing is off…
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Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
Happy New Year from Abbey and Peter! 🥂 Just a quick message to say thank you for all the love this year and to wish you a happy, healthy start to 2025.We’re…
The Therapy CrouchThe Genie Queen’s Speech - A Therapy Crouch Christmas Broadcast
On today’s Christmas special of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter deliver their very own festive spin on the Queen’s Speech, reflecting on a year of love…
The Therapy Crouch“I’ll Be Taking It Straight Back!” - When Gift Effort Isn’t Matched at Christmas & Work Party Drama!
On today’s festive episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fully embracing the chaos as Christmas Eve quickly approaches. With Santa hats on and…
The Therapy Crouch“I’m Allowed A BUSH And He Isn’t!” - Wild Dating Double Standards & Secret Neighbour Bin Wars
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything classic as Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your pre-Christmas dilemmas — from hilariously…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey’s WILD Night Out: Wreath Making Turned Into Total Carnage & Pete’s Hilarious Reaction!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter catch up after what can only be described as one of Abbey’s most chaotic nights out to date. What…
The Therapy CrouchDog-Sitting Disaster, Family Admin Meltdowns & The Gym Crush Story That Spiralled Out of Control
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the chaos levels are high as Abbey and Peter dive head-first into your most unhinged dilemmas…
The Therapy Crouch“Rooney Threw His Drink On Me!” - Abbey’s Hilarious Childhood Story & Liverpool Dressing Room Tales
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, chaos is very much the theme as Abbey and Pete dive straight into tash turmoil, surprise mood swings and a…
The Therapy Crouch90s Nostalgia Road Trips, Crouchy’s ‘Unexpected’ Teammate & Is Stranger Things Actually Overrated?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, chaos arrives early as the gang spiral into a full-blown debate about moustaches and whether KFC…
The Therapy Crouch“A Reminder To Be Kinder” - The Christmas Mental Health Talk & Is Exercise Underrated Therapy?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get a little deeper as Abbey and Peter dive into the realities of kindness, mental wellbeing and the…
The Therapy Crouch“I’ve Got The ICK!” - When Your Boyfriend Moves Too Fast, What’s In Abbey’s Bag & Surname Debates
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete and Ross dive head-first into a festive storm of dilemmas, disasters and downright…
The Therapy CrouchHas Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s New Puppy, Dads Night Out & Nit-Fuelled Nightmares
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full-on domestic rollercoaster as Abbey and Peter catch up on a chaotic week of nits, new puppies, and the…
The Therapy CrouchKaraoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to…
The Therapy CrouchDoes Life END At 40?! - Holiday Blues, Midlife Breakdowns & Chaotic Instagram Threads
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are back from their travels and there is a lot to unpack. Ross kicks things off with his dreamy sunrise…
The Therapy Crouch“This DIY Disaster Almost FLOODED Their House!” - Matching Outfits Go Wrong & Abolishing Homework!
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are taking in the last of the Portuguese sun before home time - as Abbey and Peter take…
The Therapy Crouch“Whatever I Do Will Be Wrong!” - Pete’s Party Planning Panic & Abbey’s Wardrobe Wisdom!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are still living their best lives in sunny Portugal — but it’s not all cocktails and calm seas. Abbey…
The Therapy CrouchIs He Hiding You? The Truth About Soft Launching in Relationships & Chat GPT’s Dirty Talk Test…
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship…
The Therapy Crouch“That’s Made Me Quite Emotional Actually…” – This Listener’s Message Really Hit Home For Pete
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are soaking up the sun as the gang records from Portugal. Between tales of hangovers, gym…
The Therapy CrouchHalloween Neighbour Wars, Signs From the Afterlife & Should Kids Trick-or-Treat Alone?
On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From…
The Therapy CrouchThe Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From…
The Therapy CrouchSelective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business…
The Therapy Crouch“I Nearly Quit Music” – Miles Kane on Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller & The Dark Side of Fame
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and…
The Therapy Crouch“The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and…
The Therapy CrouchRick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him…
The Therapy CrouchMidlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers!
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife…
The Therapy CrouchLarry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role…
The Therapy CrouchPete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of…
The Therapy CrouchCosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes
Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of…
The Therapy CrouchBritish Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable…
The Therapy CrouchWild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly…
The Therapy CrouchAwkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our…
The Therapy CrouchAgony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and…
The Therapy CrouchAre Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most…
The Therapy CrouchBack to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season.From bedtime routines…
The Therapy CrouchWhen The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and…
The Therapy Crouch“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the…
The Therapy CrouchThis One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.From…
The Therapy CrouchYour Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete…
The Therapy CrouchHow Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to…
The Therapy CrouchOlly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story
This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With…
The Therapy CrouchWhen Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong…
In this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is…
The Therapy CrouchFROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by…
The Therapy CrouchParenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable…
The Therapy CrouchThis Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and…
The Therapy CrouchWould You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From…
The Therapy CrouchThe Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics.From…
The Therapy CrouchPete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything…
The Therapy CrouchRussell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane—and it’s safe to say no…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey Opens Up About Losing Your Identity After Motherhood
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for…
The Therapy Crouch‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!From fangirl…
The Therapy CrouchSingle Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask…